I would like to say
that i never meant to ac-
cuse Lips for attacks

dances around wild
like some off course wind-up top
wee flaps in the wind

The moyle cut too deep
Now my prick won

I

Sorry everyone
Got carried away with hate
I

The answer is you
Not others external faults
Time for reflection

Hoping fresh passion
Finding only new insults
Blindly lashing out

Odious towers
Bleat of mediocrity
Souls brokenhearted

On the borderlands
Cobbled together wordsmiths
Imposing on us

Five sets of twenty
Full of dire crap and insults
Get a physiatrist

rubix cube you make
me want to take you and throw
you in a big fire

the tetris master,
she truly amazes me,
in so many ways.

stupid roomate cant
seem to ever go away
or her boyfriend too

male pattern baldness,
the bane of my manager,
yet he pulls it out.

truly bad haiku
belong on another site
oh, the pain, the pain.......

isnt it sad when
someone you thought was great is
really just stupid?

i would like say
sorry to those who must now
read this here page, :(

it does matter, if
its someone I know, other-
wise, you are correct

fuck this shit, i'm out
got mad shorties to holla
at fo shiz my niz

why dont you both get
a damn life, and go fuck each
others socks off

makes no difference
who's saying this shit because
you're a babbling bitch

that let us be known

you may be right but
we all have aliases
that let be known
(i dont see you stopping either, sockin punk)

stupid ho, we're all
anonymous up in this
mo fo fo shiz

people who cant face
the person they speak to must
be cowards and gay

this flapper mouth bitch
can't stop perpetuating
adolescent shit

why are we waiting?
waiting for this play to end.
there's good company.

lips thinks hes quick, but
maybe he not under a
differnt dumb name

i bet cornea
thinks your a dumb ignorant
ho for shiz

such a fun game, do
you play like this often, can
we go somewhere dark

i'll patronize you
all night long ho cause you just
can't seem to shut

my three blue ninjas,
and two green and blue goldfish,
a wonderful day.

and evidently
neither do you except to
patronize me now

sitting next to me,
sweet and beautiful maiden,
my heart beats faster.

god your fuckin dumb
you just don't shut the hell up
you've nothing to say

im so proud of you
you like to pick at little
things, feel better?

to spell

so far ive not seen
one thing so as to deem me
stupid, besides you

you mean "eloquent"
stupid illiterate ho
fuckin learn spell

thanks for your eloquient
speech, we should all clap and bow
down at your great wit

no need to get drunk
i'm inebriated by
your stupidity

sigh, some people have
nothing better to do than
piss off everyone

lets all get wasted
omg so fun, and puke
on your momma's couch

this bitch is so dumb
has to write paragraphs to
get her point across

i love how much these
people take a joke website
so seriously
i can say what I want
good english or not, bad haiku
means bad haiku, son
so ill sock all i
care to, vibrator in hand
dumbass if only you could
count youd see that vib-
rat-tor is three syl-a-bles
and not two, so *mmosh*

get drunk or something
go find a man to fuck your
lonely brains out girl

for shiz? you think your
smart, when the battery in
my vib'rators dead

what's this bitch's prob
cunt needs a vibrator to
shut her dumbass up

she eats the moon with
honey lips, and licks the pas-
sion from her fingers

goddamn!goddamn! God-
Damn, its true, this kinda fun
no more war shiz, putzes