Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 346 Days and 77325 Haiku later...

Hey gutless put name
If you want to criticize or
An X or thumb print
Haiku # 28478, April 12, 2003 5:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sleek shiny brown rat
Sorry I had to shoot you
You took starving bird
Haiku # 28477, April 12, 2003 5:10 am ET
by William Nippress
Icy car daybreak
Sun
Haiku # 28476, April 12, 2003 5:04 am ET
by William Nippress
28473 Not mine
Haiku # 28475, April 12, 2003 4:59 am ET
by William Nippress
I wander lonely
Yet my head is crowded
We are I, alone too often
Haiku # 28474, April 11, 2003 11:43 pm ET
by searle of Self sodomising baboon
Young boys cry when I
Rape them with my shit penis
I make them lick it
Haiku # 28473, April 11, 2003 10:28 pm ET
by William Nippress
anarchy prevails
sorry america you
break it you buy it.
Haiku # 28472, April 11, 2003 10:09 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
flashes in the dark
raindrops hammering the roof
leaks in the sunroom
Haiku # 28471, April 11, 2003 9:52 pm ET
by ash
somebody kill me
I'm too much of a coward
to do it myself.
Haiku # 28470, April 11, 2003 5:40 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
the army nurses'
ashamed fantasies about
the amputee's stump.
Haiku # 28469, April 11, 2003 4:41 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
DOW dropped today
the markets are thoroughly
unpatriotic.
Haiku # 28468, April 11, 2003 4:21 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
skillful butt-pirate
i pillage and plunder that
booty till she screams
Haiku # 28467, April 11, 2003 3:50 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Because Fidel is
an evil dictator...not
cigars and pitchers!
Haiku # 28466, April 11, 2003 3:44 pm ET
by onjaysun (it's still not the oil)
Baghdad's like L.A.
war's a metaphorical
Rodney King beating.
Haiku # 28465, April 11, 2003 3:41 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Iraq's done, how 'bout
Cuba? Soldiers could sleep in
their own beds at night.
Haiku # 28464, April 11, 2003 3:41 pm ET
by onjaysun (but we'd need to invent a reason)
the meth labs abound
rednecks are illiterate
but they make good drugs.
Haiku # 28463, April 11, 2003 3:33 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
horny old lady
out of pity I show her
my virility.
Haiku # 28462, April 11, 2003 3:26 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Eleven years old
Alli Ismail Abbas Jnr
Hang in there kido
Haiku # 28461, April 11, 2003 3:01 pm ET
by William Nippress
free speech....name stealing
i cant find a connection
what the hell???....shut up.
Haiku # 28460, April 11, 2003 2:27 pm ET
by Funko of vegas
That once more down there
Should really be an again
For it to make sense
Haiku # 28459, April 11, 2003 1:44 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
There once was a man called Hussain
Whose captaincy was quite a pain
But then one day
He went away
England will win cricket once more
Haiku # 28458, April 11, 2003 1:43 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
feel like dying now
want nothing else anymore
...slowly fade away.
Haiku # 28457, April 11, 2003 10:56 am ET
by alfonzo
Name stealer
You
Haiku # 28456, April 11, 2003 10:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
You know what is good
I hit the nerve, dumfucks know
Its true and it hurts
Haiku # 28455, April 11, 2003 10:24 am ET
by William Nippress
28449,28450, 28451, 28452,28453
Not mine
Haiku # 28454, April 11, 2003 10:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Screw the U S A
I wish I was Saddam or
Sieg Heil Hitler!
Haiku # 28453, April 11, 2003 9:45 am ET
by William Nippress
Dying for Saddam
Is better than SportsCenter
I hate U S A
Haiku # 28452, April 11, 2003 9:42 am ET
by William Nippress
Running water and
Free speech are over-rated
LET'S GO SADDAM!
Haiku # 28451, April 11, 2003 9:40 am ET
by William Nippress
I dream of living
in Iraq where I would be
DEAD for writing 'ku
Haiku # 28450, April 11, 2003 9:37 am ET
by William Nippress
I wish my dog had
2 cocks so my mouth could
be full too! Cum me!
Haiku # 28449, April 11, 2003 9:34 am ET
by William Nippress
After 50 years
Do you really think Iraq
Will welcome him
Haiku # 28448, April 11, 2003 3:39 am ET
by William Nippress
CIA wants him
Others departments do not
Lets hope others win
Haiku # 28447, April 11, 2003 3:34 am ET
by William Nippress
He left Iraq 1954
He lived in Canada first
Jordan came later
Haiku # 28446, April 11, 2003 3:32 am ET
by William Nippress
Taft example failed
Keep trying, control the press
And no one will know
Haiku # 28445, April 11, 2003 3:25 am ET
by William Nippress
Thieves are always first
But why promote them as clean
Taints the sponsor
Haiku # 28444, April 11, 2003 3:20 am ET
by William Nippress
US
Haiku # 28443, April 11, 2003 3:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Regime crumbles fast
Time of imminent danger
Be ever watchful
Haiku # 28442, April 11, 2003 3:12 am ET
by William Nippress
they are only words
shocking awfullness of war
'armless I think NOT
Haiku # 28441, April 11, 2003 2:23 am ET
by mellie
back on the straight now
crooked haikuists shape up
was that you janis?
Haiku # 28440, April 11, 2003 2:21 am ET
by mellie
Sony copyrights
the war-time term "Shock and Awe"
...a bit disturbing.
Haiku # 28439, April 11, 2003 1:12 am ET
by Cornea Pete
(an edit)
Funny shizzo, lips,
and stunna never be cool
as homestar runna

(i found most of the ones i submitted in not form can actually be placed in good form..lol)
Haiku # 28438, April 11, 2003 1:12 am ET
by lissle lauren that be
dan you are the one
that makes my life beautiful
my first dream come true
Haiku # 28437, April 11, 2003 1:09 am ET
by lissle lauren that be
how do you handle,
this kind of situation,
without confusion?
Haiku # 28436, April 11, 2003 1:04 am ET
by Cornea Pete
don't know what to think,
trouble in so many ways,
don't want to let go.
Haiku # 28435, April 11, 2003 12:42 am ET
by Cornea Pete
Sitting on the couch
methane fart gas fills the room
a new holocaust???
Haiku # 28434, April 10, 2003 9:01 pm ET
by Funko of vegas
pizza on thursday
i want something fun to do
i think i'll go poo
Haiku # 28433, April 10, 2003 8:47 pm ET
by Funko of vegas
woah! woah! woah! blossom!
i am slowly turning in-
to joey lawrence
Haiku # 28431, April 10, 2003 8:19 pm ET
by ishotaduck of gilbert
i sit and wonder
what it is that allows you
to fast on command
Haiku # 28430, April 10, 2003 8:18 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
i wish i knew how
your love could be mine on day
and never let go
Haiku # 28429, April 10, 2003 8:04 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
sun come up today
hurt my eyes and make me fast
i roll over...sleep
Haiku # 28428, April 10, 2003 7:33 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
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