flashes in the dark
raindrops hammering the roof
leaks in the sunroom
by ash
somebody kill me
I'm too much of a coward
to do it myself.
by sexually frustrated
the army nurses'
ashamed fantasies about
the amputee's stump.
by sexually frustrated
DOW dropped today
the markets are thoroughly
unpatriotic.
by sexually frustrated
skillful butt-pirate
i pillage and plunder that
booty till she screams
by sexually frustrated
Because Fidel is
an evil dictator...not
cigars and pitchers!
by onjaysun (it's still not the oil)
Baghdad's like L.A.
war's a metaphorical
Rodney King beating.
by sexually frustrated
Iraq's done, how 'bout
Cuba? Soldiers could sleep in
their own beds at night.
by onjaysun (but we'd need to invent a reason)
the meth labs abound
rednecks are illiterate
but they make good drugs.
by sexually frustrated
horny old lady
out of pity I show her
my virility.
by sexually frustrated
Eleven years old
Alli Ismail Abbas Jnr
Hang in there kido
by William Nippress
free speech....name stealing
i cant find a connection
what the hell???....shut up.
by Funko of vegas
That once more down there
Should really be an again
For it to make sense
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
There once was a man called Hussain
Whose captaincy was quite a pain
But then one day
He went away
England will win cricket once more
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
feel like dying now
want nothing else anymore
...slowly fade away.
by alfonzo
Name stealer
You
by Anonymous Poet
You know what is good
I hit the nerve, dumfucks know
Its true and it hurts
by William Nippress
28449,28450, 28451, 28452,28453
Not mine
by William Nippress
Screw the U S A
I wish I was Saddam or
Sieg Heil Hitler!
by William Nippress
Dying for Saddam
Is better than SportsCenter
I hate U S A
by William Nippress
Running water and
Free speech are over-rated
LET'S GO SADDAM!
by William Nippress
I dream of living
in Iraq where I would be
DEAD for writing 'ku
by William Nippress
I wish my dog had
2 cocks so my mouth could
be full too! Cum me!
by William Nippress
After 50 years
Do you really think Iraq
Will welcome him
by William Nippress
CIA wants him
Others departments do not
Lets hope others win
by William Nippress
He left Iraq 1954
He lived in Canada first
Jordan came later
by William Nippress
Taft example failed
Keep trying, control the press
And no one will know
by William Nippress
Thieves are always first
But why promote them as clean
Taints the sponsor
by William Nippress
Regime crumbles fast
Time of imminent danger
Be ever watchful
by William Nippress
they are only words
shocking awfullness of war
'armless I think NOT
by mellie
back on the straight now
crooked haikuists shape up
was that you janis?
by mellie
Sony copyrights
the war-time term "Shock and Awe"
...a bit disturbing.
by Cornea Pete
(an edit)
Funny shizzo, lips,
and stunna never be cool
as homestar runna
(i found most of the ones i submitted in not form can actually be placed in good form..lol)
by lissle lauren that be
dan you are the one
that makes my life beautiful
my first dream come true
by lissle lauren that be
how do you handle,
this kind of situation,
without confusion?
by Cornea Pete
don't know what to think,
trouble in so many ways,
don't want to let go.
by Cornea Pete
Sitting on the couch
methane fart gas fills the room
a new holocaust???
by Funko of vegas
pizza on thursday
i want something fun to do
i think i'll go poo
by Funko of vegas
woah! woah! woah! blossom!
i am slowly turning in-
to joey lawrence
by ishotaduck of gilbert
i sit and wonder
what it is that allows you
to fast on command
by lissle lauren that be
i wish i knew how
your love could be mine on day
and never let go
by lissle lauren that be
sun come up today
hurt my eyes and make me fast
i roll over...sleep
by lissle lauren that be
you did inform me
but it no matter teh son
i got it now, see?
by lissle lauren that be
so anyway these
goos even though they no right
forms not everything
by lissle lauren that be
Doesn't this girl know?
Haikus have a form to them.
I should inform her.
by Shizzo Bot
daniel of beauty
you shine even though i cant
write a haiku good
by lissle lauren that be
I think i try to
make a haiku done goos but
i not so i bah
by lissle lauren that be
pollen suck
you make teh eyes water
and trick teh nose
by lissle lauren that be
funny shizzo
lips, and stunna
never be cool as
homestar runna
by lissle lauren that be
