Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 346 Days and 77325 Haiku later...

I wish my dog had
2 cocks so my mouth could
be full too! Cum me!
Haiku # 28449, April 11, 2003 9:34 am ET
by William Nippress
After 50 years
Do you really think Iraq
Will welcome him
Haiku # 28448, April 11, 2003 3:39 am ET
by William Nippress
CIA wants him
Others departments do not
Lets hope others win
Haiku # 28447, April 11, 2003 3:34 am ET
by William Nippress
He left Iraq 1954
He lived in Canada first
Jordan came later
Haiku # 28446, April 11, 2003 3:32 am ET
by William Nippress
Taft example failed
Keep trying, control the press
And no one will know
Haiku # 28445, April 11, 2003 3:25 am ET
by William Nippress
Thieves are always first
But why promote them as clean
Taints the sponsor
Haiku # 28444, April 11, 2003 3:20 am ET
by William Nippress
US
Haiku # 28443, April 11, 2003 3:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Regime crumbles fast
Time of imminent danger
Be ever watchful
Haiku # 28442, April 11, 2003 3:12 am ET
by William Nippress
they are only words
shocking awfullness of war
'armless I think NOT
Haiku # 28441, April 11, 2003 2:23 am ET
by mellie
back on the straight now
crooked haikuists shape up
was that you janis?
Haiku # 28440, April 11, 2003 2:21 am ET
by mellie
Sony copyrights
the war-time term "Shock and Awe"
...a bit disturbing.
Haiku # 28439, April 11, 2003 1:12 am ET
by Cornea Pete
(an edit)
Funny shizzo, lips,
and stunna never be cool
as homestar runna

(i found most of the ones i submitted in not form can actually be placed in good form..lol)
Haiku # 28438, April 11, 2003 1:12 am ET
by lissle lauren that be
dan you are the one
that makes my life beautiful
my first dream come true
Haiku # 28437, April 11, 2003 1:09 am ET
by lissle lauren that be
how do you handle,
this kind of situation,
without confusion?
Haiku # 28436, April 11, 2003 1:04 am ET
by Cornea Pete
don't know what to think,
trouble in so many ways,
don't want to let go.
Haiku # 28435, April 11, 2003 12:42 am ET
by Cornea Pete
Sitting on the couch
methane fart gas fills the room
a new holocaust???
Haiku # 28434, April 10, 2003 9:01 pm ET
by Funko of vegas
pizza on thursday
i want something fun to do
i think i'll go poo
Haiku # 28433, April 10, 2003 8:47 pm ET
by Funko of vegas
woah! woah! woah! blossom!
i am slowly turning in-
to joey lawrence
Haiku # 28431, April 10, 2003 8:19 pm ET
by ishotaduck of gilbert
i sit and wonder
what it is that allows you
to fast on command
Haiku # 28430, April 10, 2003 8:18 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
i wish i knew how
your love could be mine on day
and never let go
Haiku # 28429, April 10, 2003 8:04 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
sun come up today
hurt my eyes and make me fast
i roll over...sleep
Haiku # 28428, April 10, 2003 7:33 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
you did inform me
but it no matter teh son
i got it now, see?
Haiku # 28427, April 10, 2003 7:31 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
so anyway these
goos even though they no right
forms not everything
Haiku # 28426, April 10, 2003 7:30 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
Doesn't this girl know?
Haikus have a form to them.
I should inform her.
Haiku # 28425, April 10, 2003 7:29 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot
daniel of beauty
you shine even though i cant
write a haiku good
Haiku # 28424, April 10, 2003 7:29 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
I think i try to
make a haiku done goos but
i not so i bah
Haiku # 28423, April 10, 2003 7:28 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
pollen suck
you make teh eyes water
and trick teh nose
Haiku # 28422, April 10, 2003 7:26 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
funny shizzo
lips, and stunna
never be cool as
homestar runna
Haiku # 28421, April 10, 2003 7:24 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
never try putting
peanut butter
in places where lube is needed
Haiku # 28420, April 10, 2003 7:23 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
Shizzo bot:
stunna yous legend
you make my heart sing
and my toes tingle
*kiss*
Haiku # 28419, April 10, 2003 7:22 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
omg so big!
can it be you used
Vig Rx
from email pron ad?
Haiku # 28418, April 10, 2003 7:22 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
sometimes they fasts
from pancakes and cinimon toast crunch
zaxbys worst
make stinko fasts
leave the room for goos
Haiku # 28417, April 10, 2003 7:20 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
I think i see
a tiny thing
is that you wee?
Haiku # 28416, April 10, 2003 7:18 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
holy crap
it hard to think
and put my nam,e
with these stupid things
Haiku # 28415, April 10, 2003 7:18 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
Contemporary
Current contra conviction
Contests conquest
Haiku # 28413, April 10, 2003 7:17 pm ET
by William Nippress
i join this thing
cuase it look so dumb
and shizzo bot
he say it stunna hot
Haiku # 28412, April 10, 2003 7:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the last one
so sad it is
i forgot my name
wop
Haiku # 28411, April 10, 2003 7:16 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
wtc
you mmosh me?
what i say bout that son
get a towel
Haiku # 28410, April 10, 2003 7:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Even with Susan
Surandon's stupid war views,
I'd still stovepipe her.
Haiku # 28408, April 10, 2003 6:32 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
Dan I love you
Yous dark hair so sexy
omg winthrop i comin
Haiku # 28407, April 10, 2003 6:31 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
can't defend yourself?
wrote with someone elses name
what is that about???
Haiku # 28406, April 10, 2003 5:11 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
why pay child support
i told the bitch to abort
i end up in court.
Haiku # 28405, April 10, 2003 5:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
they claim victory
woefully premature like
my ejaculate.
Haiku # 28404, April 10, 2003 5:03 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
If one turtleheads
an hour or so, one then
has turtlehelmet.
Haiku # 28403, April 10, 2003 4:20 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
getting on my name
just how low can someone go
that's really not cool
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Haiku # 28401, April 10, 2003 4:07 pm ET
by Funko of vegas
watching gymnastics....
triple reverse back hand spring.
beware the mutants
Haiku # 28400, April 10, 2003 3:59 pm ET
by Funko of vegas
Masturbating to
Young boyz gets my hogness red
and juicy angry
Haiku # 28399, April 10, 2003 3:45 pm ET
by Funko of vegas
This day just won't end,
Begging the sun to go down,
I just want to sleep
Haiku # 28398, April 10, 2003 3:41 pm ET
by something rosie
Funko of vegas
poet is two syllables
learn to fucking count
------
go live in iraq
have tongue cut out for speaking
pussy left wing fuck
Haiku # 28397, April 10, 2003 3:41 pm ET
by Anonymous of FUCK ALL YOU LEFT WING/ANTI WAR/SADDAM SUPPORTING/HUMAN SHIELD/HUMAN WASTE FAGGOTS!!!
a love for george bush
go fuck bush in a chat room
please no cyber sex
Haiku # 28396, April 10, 2003 3:30 pm ET
by Funko of vegas
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