dan you are the one
that makes my life beautiful
my first dream come true
by lissle lauren that be
how do you handle,
this kind of situation,
without confusion?
by Cornea Pete
don't know what to think,
trouble in so many ways,
don't want to let go.
by Cornea Pete
Sitting on the couch
methane fart gas fills the room
a new holocaust???
by Funko of vegas
pizza on thursday
i want something fun to do
i think i'll go poo
by Funko of vegas
woah! woah! woah! blossom!
i am slowly turning in-
to joey lawrence
by ishotaduck of gilbert
i sit and wonder
what it is that allows you
to fast on command
by lissle lauren that be
i wish i knew how
your love could be mine on day
and never let go
by lissle lauren that be
sun come up today
hurt my eyes and make me fast
i roll over...sleep
by lissle lauren that be
you did inform me
but it no matter teh son
i got it now, see?
by lissle lauren that be
so anyway these
goos even though they no right
forms not everything
by lissle lauren that be
Doesn't this girl know?
Haikus have a form to them.
I should inform her.
by Shizzo Bot
daniel of beauty
you shine even though i cant
write a haiku good
by lissle lauren that be
I think i try to
make a haiku done goos but
i not so i bah
by lissle lauren that be
pollen suck
you make teh eyes water
and trick teh nose
by lissle lauren that be
funny shizzo
lips, and stunna
never be cool as
homestar runna
by lissle lauren that be
never try putting
peanut butter
in places where lube is needed
by lissle lauren that be
Shizzo bot:
stunna yous legend
you make my heart sing
and my toes tingle
*kiss*
by lissle lauren that be
omg so big!
can it be you used
Vig Rx
from email pron ad?
by lissle lauren that be
sometimes they fasts
from pancakes and cinimon toast crunch
zaxbys worst
make stinko fasts
leave the room for goos
by lissle lauren that be
I think i see
a tiny thing
is that you wee?
by lissle lauren that be
holy crap
it hard to think
and put my nam,e
with these stupid things
by lissle lauren that be
Contemporary
Current contra conviction
Contests conquest
by William Nippress
i join this thing
cuase it look so dumb
and shizzo bot
he say it stunna hot
by Anonymous Poet
the last one
so sad it is
i forgot my name
wop
by lissle lauren that be
wtc
you mmosh me?
what i say bout that son
get a towel
by Anonymous Poet
Even with Susan
Surandon's stupid war views,
I'd still stovepipe her.
by Bubba Zephyr
Dan I love you
Yous dark hair so sexy
omg winthrop i comin
by lissle lauren that be
can't defend yourself?
wrote with someone elses name
what is that about???
by tiger of vegas
why pay child support
i told the bitch to abort
i end up in court.
by sexually frustrated
they claim victory
woefully premature like
my ejaculate.
by sexually frustrated
If one turtleheads
an hour or so, one then
has turtlehelmet.
by Bubba Zephyr
getting on my name
just how low can someone go
that's really not cool
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by Funko of vegas
watching gymnastics....
triple reverse back hand spring.
beware the mutants
by Funko of vegas
Masturbating to
Young boyz gets my hogness red
and juicy angry
by Funko of vegas
This day just won't end,
Begging the sun to go down,
I just want to sleep
by something rosie
Funko of vegas
poet is two syllables
learn to fucking count
------
go live in iraq
have tongue cut out for speaking
pussy left wing fuck
by Anonymous of FUCK ALL YOU LEFT WING/ANTI WAR/SADDAM SUPPORTING/HUMAN SHIELD/HUMAN WASTE FAGGOTS!!!
a love for george bush
go fuck bush in a chat room
please no cyber sex
by Funko of vegas
anonymous poet
haikus go five, seven, five
not much of a poet
by Funko of vegas
wish i had your time
oh, but not a big loser
anonymous poet!!!
by tiger of vegas
Yale and HBS
versus posts on bad haiku
and who
by George W. Bush
we'll democratize
a people who can't seem to
line up properly.
by sexually frustrated
life's path to nowhere
we pace between two white walls
perpetually fucked.
by sexually frustrated
filthy little slut
how bravely I traverse that
bug infested bog.
by sexually frustrated
Fuck your ass Chirac
We don't want or need sloppy
Unbathed french cumheads
by George W. Bush of USA! USA! USA! USA!
This Bush fucker guy
Brain cavity very small
His brain has heaps room
by William Nippress
South Park was SaWeet
Having our cake and eating
it too! Hail Cartman!
by onjaysun (you too, Trey and Matt)
whackiness here
idiot goes over edge
now it's lopsided
by mellie
can janis limit
the amount of characters?
too many allowed
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
can solve world problems
bush reads bad haiku...yeah, right!
and takes it to heart
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
