Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 346 Days and 77325 Haiku later...

Iraq's done, how 'bout
Cuba? Soldiers could sleep in
their own beds at night.
Haiku # 28464, April 11, 2003 3:41 pm ET
by onjaysun (but we'd need to invent a reason)
the meth labs abound
rednecks are illiterate
but they make good drugs.
Haiku # 28463, April 11, 2003 3:33 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
horny old lady
out of pity I show her
my virility.
Haiku # 28462, April 11, 2003 3:26 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Eleven years old
Alli Ismail Abbas Jnr
Hang in there kido
Haiku # 28461, April 11, 2003 3:01 pm ET
by William Nippress
free speech....name stealing
i cant find a connection
what the hell???....shut up.
Haiku # 28460, April 11, 2003 2:27 pm ET
by Funko of vegas
That once more down there
Should really be an again
For it to make sense
Haiku # 28459, April 11, 2003 1:44 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
There once was a man called Hussain
Whose captaincy was quite a pain
But then one day
He went away
England will win cricket once more
Haiku # 28458, April 11, 2003 1:43 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
feel like dying now
want nothing else anymore
...slowly fade away.
Haiku # 28457, April 11, 2003 10:56 am ET
by alfonzo
Name stealer
You
Haiku # 28456, April 11, 2003 10:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
You know what is good
I hit the nerve, dumfucks know
Its true and it hurts
Haiku # 28455, April 11, 2003 10:24 am ET
by William Nippress
28449,28450, 28451, 28452,28453
Not mine
Haiku # 28454, April 11, 2003 10:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Screw the U S A
I wish I was Saddam or
Sieg Heil Hitler!
Haiku # 28453, April 11, 2003 9:45 am ET
by William Nippress
Dying for Saddam
Is better than SportsCenter
I hate U S A
Haiku # 28452, April 11, 2003 9:42 am ET
by William Nippress
Running water and
Free speech are over-rated
LET'S GO SADDAM!
Haiku # 28451, April 11, 2003 9:40 am ET
by William Nippress
I dream of living
in Iraq where I would be
DEAD for writing 'ku
Haiku # 28450, April 11, 2003 9:37 am ET
by William Nippress
I wish my dog had
2 cocks so my mouth could
be full too! Cum me!
Haiku # 28449, April 11, 2003 9:34 am ET
by William Nippress
After 50 years
Do you really think Iraq
Will welcome him
Haiku # 28448, April 11, 2003 3:39 am ET
by William Nippress
CIA wants him
Others departments do not
Lets hope others win
Haiku # 28447, April 11, 2003 3:34 am ET
by William Nippress
He left Iraq 1954
He lived in Canada first
Jordan came later
Haiku # 28446, April 11, 2003 3:32 am ET
by William Nippress
Taft example failed
Keep trying, control the press
And no one will know
Haiku # 28445, April 11, 2003 3:25 am ET
by William Nippress
Thieves are always first
But why promote them as clean
Taints the sponsor
Haiku # 28444, April 11, 2003 3:20 am ET
by William Nippress
US
Haiku # 28443, April 11, 2003 3:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Regime crumbles fast
Time of imminent danger
Be ever watchful
Haiku # 28442, April 11, 2003 3:12 am ET
by William Nippress
they are only words
shocking awfullness of war
'armless I think NOT
Haiku # 28441, April 11, 2003 2:23 am ET
by mellie
back on the straight now
crooked haikuists shape up
was that you janis?
Haiku # 28440, April 11, 2003 2:21 am ET
by mellie
Sony copyrights
the war-time term "Shock and Awe"
...a bit disturbing.
Haiku # 28439, April 11, 2003 1:12 am ET
by Cornea Pete
(an edit)
Funny shizzo, lips,
and stunna never be cool
as homestar runna

(i found most of the ones i submitted in not form can actually be placed in good form..lol)
Haiku # 28438, April 11, 2003 1:12 am ET
by lissle lauren that be
dan you are the one
that makes my life beautiful
my first dream come true
Haiku # 28437, April 11, 2003 1:09 am ET
by lissle lauren that be
how do you handle,
this kind of situation,
without confusion?
Haiku # 28436, April 11, 2003 1:04 am ET
by Cornea Pete
don't know what to think,
trouble in so many ways,
don't want to let go.
Haiku # 28435, April 11, 2003 12:42 am ET
by Cornea Pete
Sitting on the couch
methane fart gas fills the room
a new holocaust???
Haiku # 28434, April 10, 2003 9:01 pm ET
by Funko of vegas
pizza on thursday
i want something fun to do
i think i'll go poo
Haiku # 28433, April 10, 2003 8:47 pm ET
by Funko of vegas
woah! woah! woah! blossom!
i am slowly turning in-
to joey lawrence
Haiku # 28431, April 10, 2003 8:19 pm ET
by ishotaduck of gilbert
i sit and wonder
what it is that allows you
to fast on command
Haiku # 28430, April 10, 2003 8:18 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
i wish i knew how
your love could be mine on day
and never let go
Haiku # 28429, April 10, 2003 8:04 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
sun come up today
hurt my eyes and make me fast
i roll over...sleep
Haiku # 28428, April 10, 2003 7:33 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
you did inform me
but it no matter teh son
i got it now, see?
Haiku # 28427, April 10, 2003 7:31 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
so anyway these
goos even though they no right
forms not everything
Haiku # 28426, April 10, 2003 7:30 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
Doesn't this girl know?
Haikus have a form to them.
I should inform her.
Haiku # 28425, April 10, 2003 7:29 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot
daniel of beauty
you shine even though i cant
write a haiku good
Haiku # 28424, April 10, 2003 7:29 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
I think i try to
make a haiku done goos but
i not so i bah
Haiku # 28423, April 10, 2003 7:28 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
pollen suck
you make teh eyes water
and trick teh nose
Haiku # 28422, April 10, 2003 7:26 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
funny shizzo
lips, and stunna
never be cool as
homestar runna
Haiku # 28421, April 10, 2003 7:24 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
never try putting
peanut butter
in places where lube is needed
Haiku # 28420, April 10, 2003 7:23 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
Shizzo bot:
stunna yous legend
you make my heart sing
and my toes tingle
*kiss*
Haiku # 28419, April 10, 2003 7:22 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
omg so big!
can it be you used
Vig Rx
from email pron ad?
Haiku # 28418, April 10, 2003 7:22 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
sometimes they fasts
from pancakes and cinimon toast crunch
zaxbys worst
make stinko fasts
leave the room for goos
Haiku # 28417, April 10, 2003 7:20 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
I think i see
a tiny thing
is that you wee?
Haiku # 28416, April 10, 2003 7:18 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
holy crap
it hard to think
and put my nam,e
with these stupid things
Haiku # 28415, April 10, 2003 7:18 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
Contemporary
Current contra conviction
Contests conquest
Haiku # 28413, April 10, 2003 7:17 pm ET
by William Nippress
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