Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 349 Days and 77328 Haiku later...

Fish with a shotgun
Comes out to get its revenge
Goes on a rampage
Haiku # 27080, March 15, 2003 2:23 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
the lad drophammer
skids along same passages
shitty description
Haiku # 27079, March 14, 2003 9:37 pm ET
by mellie
I miss bung daddy
sometimes I really miss him
not very often
Haiku # 27078, March 14, 2003 9:28 pm ET
by mellie
death is forever
no talk of chocolate please
until after lent
Haiku # 27077, March 14, 2003 9:22 pm ET
by mellie
take a hint please will
observe the reset button
use it more often
Haiku # 27076, March 14, 2003 7:47 pm ET
by ash
goddamnit nippress
let me spell it out for you
GIVE OTHERS A CHANCE
Haiku # 27075, March 14, 2003 7:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i remember love
distant grayscale reflections
gone and all but lost
Haiku # 27074, March 14, 2003 3:36 pm ET
by The Count of Montecristo
the warm egg salad
looks different on the way out
more green, less salad
Haiku # 27073, March 14, 2003 3:29 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
there are other faiths
with symbols for forever
the cross is of death
Haiku # 27072, March 14, 2003 3:28 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
mung launching clench hole
spray splatter chunky drippings
puddle on the floor
Haiku # 27071, March 14, 2003 3:27 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
I shot a fish with a shotgun
There are pieces every where
Fondue fish pieces
Haiku # 27070, March 14, 2003 1:38 pm ET
by Richard Whiz-Watson of Springfield, IL
A chocolate cross for Easter
No other thought is so horrid
Eating the symbol of Eternity
Haiku # 27069, March 14, 2003 1:37 pm ET
by Steven P. Reents of Springfield, Illinois
Shoot the hand that bleeds
It changes your soul at a price
Killing has mercies
Haiku # 27068, March 14, 2003 1:35 pm ET
by Steven P. Reents of Springfield, Illinois
Jesus was holding
the little atheist girl
or just Barry Gibb?
Haiku # 27067, March 14, 2003 12:41 pm ET
by onjayson (another co-worker's faith-based email)
"solder go to war"
fuses metal together
back in the toolbox
Haiku # 27066, March 14, 2003 12:04 pm ET
by even in the desert, spelling and grammar matter
Nippress, remember:
quality not quantity,
trite does not make right
Haiku # 27065, March 14, 2003 12:01 pm ET
by for god's sake
Drums tugging the heart
Camouflaged weapons armed
Solder go to war
Haiku # 27064, March 14, 2003 10:49 am ET
by William Nippress
Rain sodden army
Railing against unfair life
Officers not wet
Haiku # 27063, March 14, 2003 9:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Old house rough-hewn
Dried door stands fast, no entry
Gravestone set proudly
Haiku # 27062, March 14, 2003 9:54 am ET
by William Nippress
Rider less kingdoms
Frustrated unrest ferments
Heart panics feebly
Haiku # 27061, March 14, 2003 9:51 am ET
by William Nippress
Buda wisely said
What we refused
Remains with sender
Haiku # 27060, March 14, 2003 9:45 am ET
by William Nippress
Startled cows leap up
At the sight of a monkey
Playing the banjo
Haiku # 27059, March 14, 2003 8:47 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Worry not, Nippress
I am only annoyed by
The foolishly named
Haiku # 27058, March 14, 2003 8:46 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Sports football fan
Raucously impermanent
Support winner only
Haiku # 27057, March 14, 2003 8:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Weep so humbly
Lost all your humanity
City citizen
Haiku # 27056, March 14, 2003 8:31 am ET
by William Nippress
With a wailing eye
Uncaring is way of life
Loves lost to mankind
Haiku # 27055, March 14, 2003 8:28 am ET
by William Nippress
Strangers lost his way
Resist dazed countenance
Unfriendly city
Haiku # 27054, March 14, 2003 8:24 am ET
by William Nippress
Whose hand angriest
Bush or Blair is it Saddam
You just want to kill
Haiku # 27053, March 14, 2003 8:19 am ET
by William Nippress
Laughter wins again
Hooked depression hesitates
We know how to live
Haiku # 27052, March 14, 2003 8:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Young child delightful
Intoxicating laughter
Smiles forming, hers laugh
Haiku # 27051, March 14, 2003 8:13 am ET
by William Nippress
Paper imagines
Minds racing thoughts are forming
Haiku
Haiku # 27050, March 14, 2003 8:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Oh yes we know you
Gawking mewing gigolo
Dumb alchemist
Haiku # 27049, March 14, 2003 8:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Apprehensive rogue
You watch for an opening
Its my cash you see
Haiku # 27048, March 14, 2003 8:02 am ET
by William Nippress
Descriptive mankind
Despondent birds searching stale bread
Oh how we struggle
Haiku # 27047, March 14, 2003 7:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Inseminator
Last one was not aimed at you
It just came to me
Haiku # 27046, March 14, 2003 7:53 am ET
by William Nippress
Flouting rage
Hey cold careless pious dude
Is God on your side
Haiku # 27045, March 14, 2003 7:49 am ET
by William Nippress
It's always nice to
Stir up some controversy
Through mere description
Haiku # 27044, March 14, 2003 7:42 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Captive rippling fish
Sleek bronze arching lily pads
Hide
Haiku # 27043, March 14, 2003 7:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Small light gray field mouse
Harvesting dry brown corn stalks
Sagging thirstily
Haiku # 27042, March 14, 2003 6:57 am ET
by William Nippress
Hot fishermen doze
Dogs paw lewdly at long dead fish
Despairing cat frets
Haiku # 27041, March 14, 2003 6:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Incantations roar
cold, frostbitten rivers
Pagan
Haiku # 27040, March 14, 2003 6:00 am ET
by William Nippress
Dark foggy ghosts drift
doggedly haunting my mind
Passionless specter
Haiku # 27039, March 14, 2003 5:36 am ET
by William Nippress
Yank overeats, rich
clangorous passenger farts
Loudly childishly
Haiku # 27038, March 14, 2003 5:36 am ET
by William Nippress
lamely drifting duck
encircles quickly cruelly
Hungry leering fox
Haiku # 27037, March 14, 2003 5:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Startled crows fleet flight
Weeping river sweeps softly by
Tranquility lost
Haiku # 27036, March 14, 2003 5:12 am ET
by William Nippress
That last one looks good
May be onto something here
Maybe I
Haiku # 27035, March 14, 2003 4:05 am ET
by William Nippress
Searing azure sky
Vivid painful firmament
Polished perfection
Haiku # 27034, March 14, 2003 3:56 am ET
by William Nippress
Clearest sky, low sun
Long shadows stealing colour
Eyes search bare detail
Haiku # 27033, March 14, 2003 3:46 am ET
by William Nippress
Know its not haiku
No flow, too wordy such tripe
But it can be fun
Haiku # 27032, March 14, 2003 3:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Sun on bare branches
Spring buds spontaneously
Waiting to explode
Haiku # 27031, March 14, 2003 3:32 am ET
by William Nippress
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