Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 349 Days and 77328 Haiku later...

the warm egg salad
looks different on the way out
more green, less salad
Haiku # 27073, March 14, 2003 3:29 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
there are other faiths
with symbols for forever
the cross is of death
Haiku # 27072, March 14, 2003 3:28 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
mung launching clench hole
spray splatter chunky drippings
puddle on the floor
Haiku # 27071, March 14, 2003 3:27 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
I shot a fish with a shotgun
There are pieces every where
Fondue fish pieces
Haiku # 27070, March 14, 2003 1:38 pm ET
by Richard Whiz-Watson of Springfield, IL
A chocolate cross for Easter
No other thought is so horrid
Eating the symbol of Eternity
Haiku # 27069, March 14, 2003 1:37 pm ET
by Steven P. Reents of Springfield, Illinois
Shoot the hand that bleeds
It changes your soul at a price
Killing has mercies
Haiku # 27068, March 14, 2003 1:35 pm ET
by Steven P. Reents of Springfield, Illinois
Jesus was holding
the little atheist girl
or just Barry Gibb?
Haiku # 27067, March 14, 2003 12:41 pm ET
by onjayson (another co-worker's faith-based email)
"solder go to war"
fuses metal together
back in the toolbox
Haiku # 27066, March 14, 2003 12:04 pm ET
by even in the desert, spelling and grammar matter
Nippress, remember:
quality not quantity,
trite does not make right
Haiku # 27065, March 14, 2003 12:01 pm ET
by for god's sake
Drums tugging the heart
Camouflaged weapons armed
Solder go to war
Haiku # 27064, March 14, 2003 10:49 am ET
by William Nippress
Rain sodden army
Railing against unfair life
Officers not wet
Haiku # 27063, March 14, 2003 9:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Old house rough-hewn
Dried door stands fast, no entry
Gravestone set proudly
Haiku # 27062, March 14, 2003 9:54 am ET
by William Nippress
Rider less kingdoms
Frustrated unrest ferments
Heart panics feebly
Haiku # 27061, March 14, 2003 9:51 am ET
by William Nippress
Buda wisely said
What we refused
Remains with sender
Haiku # 27060, March 14, 2003 9:45 am ET
by William Nippress
Startled cows leap up
At the sight of a monkey
Playing the banjo
Haiku # 27059, March 14, 2003 8:47 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Worry not, Nippress
I am only annoyed by
The foolishly named
Haiku # 27058, March 14, 2003 8:46 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Sports football fan
Raucously impermanent
Support winner only
Haiku # 27057, March 14, 2003 8:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Weep so humbly
Lost all your humanity
City citizen
Haiku # 27056, March 14, 2003 8:31 am ET
by William Nippress
With a wailing eye
Uncaring is way of life
Loves lost to mankind
Haiku # 27055, March 14, 2003 8:28 am ET
by William Nippress
Strangers lost his way
Resist dazed countenance
Unfriendly city
Haiku # 27054, March 14, 2003 8:24 am ET
by William Nippress
Whose hand angriest
Bush or Blair is it Saddam
You just want to kill
Haiku # 27053, March 14, 2003 8:19 am ET
by William Nippress
Laughter wins again
Hooked depression hesitates
We know how to live
Haiku # 27052, March 14, 2003 8:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Young child delightful
Intoxicating laughter
Smiles forming, hers laugh
Haiku # 27051, March 14, 2003 8:13 am ET
by William Nippress
Paper imagines
Minds racing thoughts are forming
Haiku
Haiku # 27050, March 14, 2003 8:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Oh yes we know you
Gawking mewing gigolo
Dumb alchemist
Haiku # 27049, March 14, 2003 8:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Apprehensive rogue
You watch for an opening
Its my cash you see
Haiku # 27048, March 14, 2003 8:02 am ET
by William Nippress
Descriptive mankind
Despondent birds searching stale bread
Oh how we struggle
Haiku # 27047, March 14, 2003 7:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Inseminator
Last one was not aimed at you
It just came to me
Haiku # 27046, March 14, 2003 7:53 am ET
by William Nippress
Flouting rage
Hey cold careless pious dude
Is God on your side
Haiku # 27045, March 14, 2003 7:49 am ET
by William Nippress
It's always nice to
Stir up some controversy
Through mere description
Haiku # 27044, March 14, 2003 7:42 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Captive rippling fish
Sleek bronze arching lily pads
Hide
Haiku # 27043, March 14, 2003 7:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Small light gray field mouse
Harvesting dry brown corn stalks
Sagging thirstily
Haiku # 27042, March 14, 2003 6:57 am ET
by William Nippress
Hot fishermen doze
Dogs paw lewdly at long dead fish
Despairing cat frets
Haiku # 27041, March 14, 2003 6:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Incantations roar
cold, frostbitten rivers
Pagan
Haiku # 27040, March 14, 2003 6:00 am ET
by William Nippress
Dark foggy ghosts drift
doggedly haunting my mind
Passionless specter
Haiku # 27039, March 14, 2003 5:36 am ET
by William Nippress
Yank overeats, rich
clangorous passenger farts
Loudly childishly
Haiku # 27038, March 14, 2003 5:36 am ET
by William Nippress
lamely drifting duck
encircles quickly cruelly
Hungry leering fox
Haiku # 27037, March 14, 2003 5:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Startled crows fleet flight
Weeping river sweeps softly by
Tranquility lost
Haiku # 27036, March 14, 2003 5:12 am ET
by William Nippress
That last one looks good
May be onto something here
Maybe I
Haiku # 27035, March 14, 2003 4:05 am ET
by William Nippress
Searing azure sky
Vivid painful firmament
Polished perfection
Haiku # 27034, March 14, 2003 3:56 am ET
by William Nippress
Clearest sky, low sun
Long shadows stealing colour
Eyes search bare detail
Haiku # 27033, March 14, 2003 3:46 am ET
by William Nippress
Know its not haiku
No flow, too wordy such tripe
But it can be fun
Haiku # 27032, March 14, 2003 3:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Sun on bare branches
Spring buds spontaneously
Waiting to explode
Haiku # 27031, March 14, 2003 3:32 am ET
by William Nippress
He
Haiku # 27030, March 14, 2003 3:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Pedophilia
My own submission or his
Inseminator
.
Nameless submission
Myself a moving target
Was all my own work
.
Own name a secret
I
Haiku # 27029, March 14, 2003 2:31 am ET
by Dear God can you imagine what this dick heads like
such ambivalence
it's somewhat unattractive
yet it draws me in
Haiku # 27028, March 13, 2003 11:16 pm ET
by ash
Cars in transit lane
The eighties are coming back
Taffeta and bows
Haiku # 27027, March 13, 2003 10:07 pm ET
by Anna of Sydney
Take frequent smoke breaks
Stretch yourself in the office
Two rules to live by
Haiku # 27026, March 13, 2003 9:57 pm ET
by Anna of Sydney
Alley smells of piss
Used as urinal by drunks
I really hate peas
Haiku # 27025, March 13, 2003 9:44 pm ET
by Anna of Sydney
I am a student
Black men aren't intelligent
Anti-black yourself!
Haiku # 27024, March 13, 2003 9:06 pm ET
by Black and proud? of And yet you assume whites are more intelligent
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