Bad Haiku

Manchester

Haiku # 24405, January 11, 2003 7:15 pm ET

by Manchester of Manchester

Manchester

Haiku # 24404, January 11, 2003 7:15 pm ET

by Manchester of Manchester

Manchester

Haiku # 24403, January 11, 2003 7:15 pm ET

by Manchester of Manchester

Manchester

Haiku # 24402, January 11, 2003 7:15 pm ET

by Manchester of Manchester

Manchester

Haiku # 24401, January 11, 2003 7:15 pm ET

by Manchester of Manchester

Manchester

Haiku # 24400, January 11, 2003 7:15 pm ET

by Manchester of Manchester

Manchester

Haiku # 24399, January 11, 2003 7:15 pm ET

by Manchester of Manchester

Manchester

Haiku # 24398, January 11, 2003 7:15 pm ET

by Manchester of Manchester

Manchester

Haiku # 24397, January 11, 2003 7:15 pm ET

by Manchester of Manchester

Manchester

Haiku # 24396, January 11, 2003 7:15 pm ET

by Manchester of Manchester

Manchester

Haiku # 24395, January 11, 2003 7:15 pm ET

by Manchester of Manchester

Manchester

Haiku # 24394, January 11, 2003 7:15 pm ET

by Manchester of Manchester

Manchester

Haiku # 24393, January 11, 2003 7:15 pm ET

by Manchester of Manchester

And the good lord said
Let there be some shitty shit
and this site was born

Haiku # 24392, January 11, 2003 7:12 pm ET

by Jesus Christ of Nazareth

Very wide asshole
stretched beyond the belief of
the eyes of poor luck

Haiku # 24391, January 11, 2003 7:09 pm ET

by Goatse Man of Asshole Country

I can use the word
schadenfreude in context.
Best part of whole thing.

Haiku # 24390, January 11, 2003 5:34 pm ET

by Chowderhead

The Giants disgraced
with help from refs. Jets fans smug
with schadenfreude

Haiku # 24389, January 11, 2003 5:28 pm ET

by Chowderhead

Sitting at my desk
I search for entertainment
My co-worker flirts

Haiku # 24388, January 11, 2003 4:39 pm ET

by dh

I'm not a stud, though
That would just be quite stupid
I'm a useless fool

Haiku # 24387, January 11, 2003 2:25 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

I'm sorry for that
I cannot count properly
That's why I'm a stud...

Haiku # 24386, January 11, 2003 2:24 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

North Korea is bad?
But that's not called Iraq!
You're having me on!

Haiku # 24385, January 11, 2003 11:40 am ET

by A Student of Manchester

But I'm not racist
I don't see foreigners much
I never travel

Haiku # 24384, January 11, 2003 11:38 am ET

by A Student of Manchester

I'm a racist git
Who wasn't elected right?
Oh yes, that's correct

Haiku # 24383, January 11, 2003 11:37 am ET

by A Student of Manchester

George the Bush:
He has no weapons?
Lets bomb Saddam anyway
I don't like arabs

Haiku # 24382, January 11, 2003 11:36 am ET

by A Student of Manchester

"Then when I kill them
"Your people will die as well.
"Public support grows."

Haiku # 24381, January 11, 2003 11:35 am ET

by A Student of Manchester

"Hello Tony." said George
"Would you like a big spanking?
"Then send me some troops."

Haiku # 24380, January 11, 2003 11:34 am ET

by A Student of Manchester

Permanant marker
Everybody needs to use
For writing info

Haiku # 24379, January 11, 2003 11:32 am ET

by A Student of Manchester

Hello again fools
I am back from my small cave
To do PEF

Haiku # 24378, January 11, 2003 11:31 am ET

by A Student of Manchester

O.C.D's in da
Howse! Throw yur hands in da sink,
wash'em til hot pink!

Haiku # 24377, January 10, 2003 2:58 pm ET

by onjaysun

Haiku # 24376, January 10, 2003 9:57 am ET

by Chowderhead

Hair color that fake
should be banned. A sin against
God, State, and Nature

Haiku # 24375, January 10, 2003 9:56 am ET

by Chowderhead

After long absence
Chowderhead has returned. Work?
I can do it Mon.

Haiku # 24374, January 10, 2003 9:54 am ET

by Chowderhead

Soon the day will break
Vicious alarm clock noises
Loom in my future

Haiku # 24373, January 10, 2003 5:22 am ET

by Lolagoo of Los Angeles

antired goverments,
seek easy targets to bomb,
running dogs drop loads.

Haiku # 24372, January 10, 2003 1:43 am ET

by Anywhere

antired governments,
seek easy targets to bomb,
running dogs drop loads

Haiku # 24371, January 9, 2003 7:42 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Thirsty from the trash
need porcelain stool water
please leave the lid up

Haiku # 24370, January 9, 2003 7:42 pm ET

by amy/dog haiku 4 u

antlered gourmets seek
tasty garden evergreens
like to eat and run

Haiku # 24369, January 9, 2003 5:00 pm ET

by Boston gal

office lights went out,
it's Lord of the Flies and SHIT,
I look like Piggy!

Haiku # 24368, January 9, 2003 4:16 pm ET

by onjaysun

Another question:
Until when, and why not now?
May it be asap...

Haiku # 24367, January 9, 2003 10:45 am ET

by R. of PT

Who knows when "soon" is?
Is that today or later?
If later, how late?

Haiku # 24366, January 9, 2003 10:41 am ET

by R. of PT

Answering machines,
messages, unanswered calls -
Some things need effort

Haiku # 24365, January 9, 2003 10:38 am ET

by R. of PT

Hakol bemivtzah -
Tzrichim limkor et hakol,
Im efshar hayom!

Haiku # 24364, January 9, 2003 10:34 am ET

by R. of PT

two four three six one
source thereof 'tis satan's spawn
return to hades

Haiku # 24363, January 9, 2003 10:04 am ET

by maestro

Link not to graphics
On the servers of others;
Only to your own

Haiku # 24362, January 9, 2003 9:17 am ET

by Janis of Toronto

New Page 1

Haiku # 24361, January 9, 2003 2:09 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

Too much eyeliner
Push-up bras and Ratt T-shirts
Trailer Park Haiku

Haiku # 24360, January 8, 2003 11:59 pm ET

by amy of thisplacesucks, IN

Arf Arf Woof Woof Arf
Open the back door, dumb ass
I want to chase cats

Haiku # 24359, January 8, 2003 11:51 pm ET

by amy of thisplacesucks, IN

2 4 2 7 2
(number of the cat haiku)
maybe we should meet?

Haiku # 24358, January 8, 2003 7:47 pm ET

by are you REALLY in Jerzey?

comicat, hear me
I like your work (really do)
(that kitty was the best)

Haiku # 24357, January 8, 2003 7:44 pm ET

by a fan

rethinking it,
Stoli Razzberry on rocks
was drink of choice...

...that night...

Haiku # 24356, January 8, 2003 5:59 pm ET

by ComiCat of Jerzey

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