Bad Haiku
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27 Years, 353 Days and 77338 Haiku later...

Manchester
Haiku # 24399, January 11, 2003 7:15 pm ET
by Manchester of Manchester
Manchester
Haiku # 24398, January 11, 2003 7:15 pm ET
by Manchester of Manchester
Manchester
Haiku # 24397, January 11, 2003 7:15 pm ET
by Manchester of Manchester
Manchester
Haiku # 24396, January 11, 2003 7:15 pm ET
by Manchester of Manchester
Manchester
Haiku # 24395, January 11, 2003 7:15 pm ET
by Manchester of Manchester
Manchester
Haiku # 24394, January 11, 2003 7:15 pm ET
by Manchester of Manchester
Manchester
Haiku # 24393, January 11, 2003 7:15 pm ET
by Manchester of Manchester
And the good lord said
Let there be some shitty shit
and this site was born
Haiku # 24392, January 11, 2003 7:12 pm ET
by Jesus Christ of Nazareth
Very wide asshole
stretched beyond the belief of
the eyes of poor luck
Haiku # 24391, January 11, 2003 7:09 pm ET
by Goatse Man of Asshole Country
I can use the word
schadenfreude in context.
Best part of whole thing.
Haiku # 24390, January 11, 2003 5:34 pm ET
by Chowderhead
The Giants disgraced
with help from refs. Jets fans smug
with schadenfreude
Haiku # 24389, January 11, 2003 5:28 pm ET
by Chowderhead
Sitting at my desk
I search for entertainment
My co-worker flirts
Haiku # 24388, January 11, 2003 4:39 pm ET
by dh
I'm not a stud, though
That would just be quite stupid
I'm a useless fool
Haiku # 24387, January 11, 2003 2:25 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
I'm sorry for that
I cannot count properly
That's why I'm a stud...
Haiku # 24386, January 11, 2003 2:24 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
North Korea is bad?
But that's not called Iraq!
You're having me on!
Haiku # 24385, January 11, 2003 11:40 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
But I'm not racist
I don't see foreigners much
I never travel
Haiku # 24384, January 11, 2003 11:38 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
I'm a racist git
Who wasn't elected right?
Oh yes, that's correct
Haiku # 24383, January 11, 2003 11:37 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
George the Bush:
He has no weapons?
Lets bomb Saddam anyway
I don't like arabs
Haiku # 24382, January 11, 2003 11:36 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
"Then when I kill them
"Your people will die as well.
"Public support grows."
Haiku # 24381, January 11, 2003 11:35 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
"Hello Tony." said George
"Would you like a big spanking?
"Then send me some troops."
Haiku # 24380, January 11, 2003 11:34 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Permanant marker
Everybody needs to use
For writing info
Haiku # 24379, January 11, 2003 11:32 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Hello again fools
I am back from my small cave
To do PEF
Haiku # 24378, January 11, 2003 11:31 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
O.C.D's in da
Howse! Throw yur hands in da sink,
wash'em til hot pink!
Haiku # 24377, January 10, 2003 2:58 pm ET
by onjaysun
I
Haiku # 24376, January 10, 2003 9:57 am ET
by Chowderhead
Hair color that fake
should be banned. A sin against
God, State, and Nature
Haiku # 24375, January 10, 2003 9:56 am ET
by Chowderhead
After long absence
Chowderhead has returned. Work?
I can do it Mon.
Haiku # 24374, January 10, 2003 9:54 am ET
by Chowderhead
Soon the day will break
Vicious alarm clock noises
Loom in my future
Haiku # 24373, January 10, 2003 5:22 am ET
by Lolagoo of Los Angeles
antired goverments,
seek easy targets to bomb,
running dogs drop loads.
Haiku # 24372, January 10, 2003 1:43 am ET
by Anywhere
antired governments,
seek easy targets to bomb,
running dogs drop loads
Haiku # 24371, January 9, 2003 7:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Thirsty from the trash
need porcelain stool water
please leave the lid up
Haiku # 24370, January 9, 2003 7:42 pm ET
by amy/dog haiku 4 u
antlered gourmets seek
tasty garden evergreens
like to eat and run
Haiku # 24369, January 9, 2003 5:00 pm ET
by Boston gal
office lights went out,
it's Lord of the Flies and SHIT,
I look like Piggy!
Haiku # 24368, January 9, 2003 4:16 pm ET
by onjaysun
Another question:
Until when, and why not now?
May it be asap...
Haiku # 24367, January 9, 2003 10:45 am ET
by R. of PT
Who knows when "soon" is?
Is that today or later?
If later, how late?
Haiku # 24366, January 9, 2003 10:41 am ET
by R. of PT
Answering machines,
messages, unanswered calls -
Some things need effort
Haiku # 24365, January 9, 2003 10:38 am ET
by R. of PT
Hakol bemivtzah -
Tzrichim limkor et hakol,
Im efshar hayom!
Haiku # 24364, January 9, 2003 10:34 am ET
by R. of PT
two four three six one
source thereof 'tis satan's spawn
return to hades
Haiku # 24363, January 9, 2003 10:04 am ET
by maestro
Link not to graphics
On the servers of others;
Only to your own
Haiku # 24362, January 9, 2003 9:17 am ET
by Janis of Toronto







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Haiku # 24361, January 9, 2003 2:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Too much eyeliner
Push-up bras and Ratt T-shirts
Trailer Park Haiku
Haiku # 24360, January 8, 2003 11:59 pm ET
by amy of thisplacesucks, IN
Arf Arf Woof Woof Arf
Open the back door, dumb ass
I want to chase cats
Haiku # 24359, January 8, 2003 11:51 pm ET
by amy of thisplacesucks, IN
2 4 2 7 2
(number of the cat haiku)
maybe we should meet?
Haiku # 24358, January 8, 2003 7:47 pm ET
by are you REALLY in Jerzey?
comicat, hear me
I like your work (really do)
(that kitty was the best)
Haiku # 24357, January 8, 2003 7:44 pm ET
by a fan
rethinking it,
Stoli Razzberry on rocks
was drink of choice...


...that night...
Haiku # 24356, January 8, 2003 5:59 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
must of been too much
of the ol' palE ale that eve,
this garden is rot.
Haiku # 24355, January 8, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Pentagrams at night.
Makr false illusions seem so right.
RIght is left is right.
Haiku # 24354, January 8, 2003 2:37 pm ET
by Alias
Get the Bat Phone Dick!
Daddy said to bomb Iraq.
Get the Bat Phone Dick!
Haiku # 24353, January 8, 2003 2:33 pm ET
by Alias
everyone upset
new look for two oh oh three
no one knows it's me
Haiku # 24352, January 8, 2003 12:50 pm ET
by blondie goes brunette
view no palIndrome
just a misspelled word, feline
garden in that state
Haiku # 24351, January 8, 2003 3:28 am ET
by maestro
cool alfoil beanie
you may be of a tall tree
but not within it
Haiku # 24350, January 7, 2003 10:26 pm ET
by ash ...... for monkeygirl 24338
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