And the good lord said
Let there be some shitty shit
and this site was born
by Jesus Christ of Nazareth
Very wide asshole
stretched beyond the belief of
the eyes of poor luck
by Goatse Man of Asshole Country
I can use the word
schadenfreude in context.
Best part of whole thing.
by Chowderhead
The Giants disgraced
with help from refs. Jets fans smug
with schadenfreude
by Chowderhead
Sitting at my desk
I search for entertainment
My co-worker flirts
by dh
I'm not a stud, though
That would just be quite stupid
I'm a useless fool
by A Student of Manchester
I'm sorry for that
I cannot count properly
That's why I'm a stud...
by A Student of Manchester
North Korea is bad?
But that's not called Iraq!
You're having me on!
by A Student of Manchester
But I'm not racist
I don't see foreigners much
I never travel
by A Student of Manchester
I'm a racist git
Who wasn't elected right?
Oh yes, that's correct
by A Student of Manchester
George the Bush:
He has no weapons?
Lets bomb Saddam anyway
I don't like arabs
by A Student of Manchester
"Then when I kill them
"Your people will die as well.
"Public support grows."
by A Student of Manchester
"Hello Tony." said George
"Would you like a big spanking?
"Then send me some troops."
by A Student of Manchester
Permanant marker
Everybody needs to use
For writing info
by A Student of Manchester
Hello again fools
I am back from my small cave
To do PEF
by A Student of Manchester
O.C.D's in da
Howse! Throw yur hands in da sink,
wash'em til hot pink!
by onjaysun
Hair color that fake
should be banned. A sin against
God, State, and Nature
by Chowderhead
After long absence
Chowderhead has returned. Work?
I can do it Mon.
by Chowderhead
Soon the day will break
Vicious alarm clock noises
Loom in my future
by Lolagoo of Los Angeles
antired goverments,
seek easy targets to bomb,
running dogs drop loads.
by Anywhere
antired governments,
seek easy targets to bomb,
running dogs drop loads
by Anonymous Poet
Thirsty from the trash
need porcelain stool water
please leave the lid up
by amy/dog haiku 4 u
antlered gourmets seek
tasty garden evergreens
like to eat and run
by Boston gal
office lights went out,
it's Lord of the Flies and SHIT,
I look like Piggy!
by onjaysun
Another question:
Until when, and why not now?
May it be asap...
by R. of PT
Who knows when "soon" is?
Is that today or later?
If later, how late?
by R. of PT
Answering machines,
messages, unanswered calls -
Some things need effort
by R. of PT
Hakol bemivtzah -
Tzrichim limkor et hakol,
Im efshar hayom!
by R. of PT
two four three six one
source thereof 'tis satan's spawn
return to hades
by maestro
Link not to graphics
On the servers of others;
Only to your own
by Janis of Toronto
New Page 1
by Anonymous Poet
Too much eyeliner
Push-up bras and Ratt T-shirts
Trailer Park Haiku
by amy of thisplacesucks, IN
Arf Arf Woof Woof Arf
Open the back door, dumb ass
I want to chase cats
by amy of thisplacesucks, IN
2 4 2 7 2
(number of the cat haiku)
maybe we should meet?
by are you REALLY in Jerzey?
comicat, hear me
I like your work (really do)
(that kitty was the best)
by a fan
rethinking it,
Stoli Razzberry on rocks
was drink of choice...
...that night...
by ComiCat of Jerzey
must of been too much
of the ol' palE ale that eve,
this garden is rot.
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Pentagrams at night.
Makr false illusions seem so right.
RIght is left is right.
by Alias
Get the Bat Phone Dick!
Daddy said to bomb Iraq.
Get the Bat Phone Dick!
by Alias
everyone upset
new look for two oh oh three
no one knows it's me
by blondie goes brunette
view no palIndrome
just a misspelled word, feline
garden in that state
by maestro
cool alfoil beanie
you may be of a tall tree
but not within it
by ash ...... for monkeygirl 24338
save me from Data
Entry....hey, that sounds like a
dirty Star Trek joke
by onjaysun (Make it Soil, Number 2)
do you dribble or
drool while you laugh, or spew
out small droplets of ????
by just checking, have raincoat and umbrella
god I love this crap
a couple of things here
really make me laugh
by mellie
scotch reveals nothing
knowing that it's in the bag
he's inscrotable
by ash
strange new confidence
from testicular armor
turns out freud was right
by scotch of (about one or two things, anyway)
go on - kick me hard
right in the nuts, i tell you
god, i love this cup
by scotch
the last haiku submitted was a palendrome...how very appropriate.
by ComiCat of Jerzey
