Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 353 Days and 77338 Haiku later...

Arf Arf Woof Woof Arf
Open the back door, dumb ass
I want to chase cats
Haiku # 24359, January 8, 2003 11:51 pm ET
by amy of thisplacesucks, IN
2 4 2 7 2
(number of the cat haiku)
maybe we should meet?
Haiku # 24358, January 8, 2003 7:47 pm ET
by are you REALLY in Jerzey?
comicat, hear me
I like your work (really do)
(that kitty was the best)
Haiku # 24357, January 8, 2003 7:44 pm ET
by a fan
rethinking it,
Stoli Razzberry on rocks
was drink of choice...


...that night...
Haiku # 24356, January 8, 2003 5:59 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
must of been too much
of the ol' palE ale that eve,
this garden is rot.
Haiku # 24355, January 8, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Pentagrams at night.
Makr false illusions seem so right.
RIght is left is right.
Haiku # 24354, January 8, 2003 2:37 pm ET
by Alias
Get the Bat Phone Dick!
Daddy said to bomb Iraq.
Get the Bat Phone Dick!
Haiku # 24353, January 8, 2003 2:33 pm ET
by Alias
everyone upset
new look for two oh oh three
no one knows it's me
Haiku # 24352, January 8, 2003 12:50 pm ET
by blondie goes brunette
view no palIndrome
just a misspelled word, feline
garden in that state
Haiku # 24351, January 8, 2003 3:28 am ET
by maestro
cool alfoil beanie
you may be of a tall tree
but not within it
Haiku # 24350, January 7, 2003 10:26 pm ET
by ash ...... for monkeygirl 24338
save me from Data
Entry....hey, that sounds like a
dirty Star Trek joke
Haiku # 24349, January 7, 2003 7:24 pm ET
by onjaysun (Make it Soil, Number 2)
do you dribble or
drool while you laugh, or spew
out small droplets of ????
Haiku # 24348, January 7, 2003 12:12 pm ET
by just checking, have raincoat and umbrella
god I love this crap
a couple of things here
really make me laugh
Haiku # 24347, January 7, 2003 7:58 am ET
by mellie
scotch reveals nothing
knowing that it's in the bag
he's inscrotable
Haiku # 24346, January 7, 2003 6:32 am ET
by ash
strange new confidence
from testicular armor
turns out freud was right
Haiku # 24345, January 7, 2003 3:12 am ET
by scotch of (about one or two things, anyway)
go on - kick me hard
right in the nuts, i tell you
god, i love this cup
Haiku # 24344, January 7, 2003 3:09 am ET
by scotch
the last haiku submitted was a palendrome...how very appropriate.
Haiku # 24343, January 7, 2003 2:27 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
shooting arrows but
i always miss the target:
unattainable.
Haiku # 24342, January 7, 2003 2:21 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
The monkey dances
He moves, shakes, shimmies, and jives
He wears a Fez hat
Haiku # 24341, January 6, 2003 9:11 pm ET
by jer
Cheesey warm goodness
it glows orange from my bowl
more Mac 'n Cheese please
Haiku # 24340, January 6, 2003 9:09 pm ET
by Jer
The monkey points and
Laughs at me. Why must it be,
that he laughs at me
Haiku # 24339, January 6, 2003 9:08 pm ET
by Jer
still sane...but I know
shiny metal hats make the
martians go away
Haiku # 24338, January 6, 2003 9:06 pm ET
by monkeygirl of a tall tree
snowfall at twilight
the sharp sound of ice breaking
walking in the woods
Haiku # 24337, January 6, 2003 4:49 pm ET
by Boston gal

1247
english friar Roger Bacon
photographs eclipse
Haiku # 24336, January 6, 2003 2:17 pm ET
by Camera Obscura
saw cloud that looked like
ufo releasing gas....
oh sooo sleeeepy nowwww....
Haiku # 24335, January 6, 2003 12:28 pm ET
by onjaysun(don't wake me up for the probe)
pheromone exchange
subconscious entanglement
misconstrued as LOVE
Haiku # 24334, January 6, 2003 10:36 am ET
by maestro
purest flakes alight
on curbside tree once adorned
hail suburbia
Haiku # 24333, January 6, 2003 10:23 am ET
by maestro of hell's kitchen visiting bergen county
rhyme? meter? be damned!
sustained theme? such balderdash!
haiku is the way
Haiku # 24332, January 6, 2003 10:18 am ET
by maestro
mute rumination
most inferior haiku
forthcoming, assured
Haiku # 24331, January 6, 2003 10:15 am ET
by maestro
What is this silence?
Inspirational failure
or quiet thinking?
Haiku # 24330, January 6, 2003 10:03 am ET
by R. of PT
heart rent asunder
eviscerated husk falls
bad, lovelorn haiku
Haiku # 24329, January 6, 2003 9:01 am ET
by maestro
They try to explain
They make a real effort -
But nobody hears
Haiku # 24328, January 6, 2003 7:57 am ET
by R. of PT
be that as it may
mishapen contemplation
mankind in smitten vortex
Haiku # 24327, January 6, 2003 1:11 am ET
by HL
beware my mistake
it's really spelt limerence
i love corrections
Haiku # 24326, January 5, 2003 8:32 pm ET
by ash
beware limerance
you might think it's the real thing
until the rush fades
Haiku # 24325, January 5, 2003 8:26 pm ET
by ash
if love is a drug
then lots of people o.d.
or get hangovers
Haiku # 24324, January 5, 2003 8:23 pm ET
by ash
It's bumpy or smooth.
The only variation
in anyone's life
Haiku # 24323, January 5, 2003 3:43 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
a voice in the wind
heard...then whipped away soundless
is still remembered
Haiku # 24322, January 5, 2003 3:25 pm ET
by ...to gwen whatever
although probably
if it was realer, it would
hurt far more? dunno
Haiku # 24321, January 5, 2003 2:40 pm ET
by sheena
even if it's not
really bad or even real
anguish is still real
Haiku # 24320, January 5, 2003 2:38 pm ET
by sheena
even if it's not
what you would have thought of as
really being love
Haiku # 24319, January 5, 2003 2:37 pm ET
by sheena
those still unaware:
be informed that love is hell,
even if it's not.
Haiku # 24318, January 5, 2003 2:35 pm ET
by sheena
thanks, mellie, for that
extremely nice inclusion--
complimentary
Haiku # 24317, January 5, 2003 2:33 pm ET
by sheena
spider, weave a gown
~silky~ that clings like water
swirled about my hips
as dew it should fall
lit by dawn~like diamonds
the larks have sewn on
then as he comes near
so close to see ~ he'll be caught
content not to pass
Haiku # 24316, January 5, 2003 12:03 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
Stately Kaga-san
With shiny sequined jacket -
What lies underneath?
Haiku # 24315, January 5, 2003 9:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Slightly evil grin,
Munching yellow peppers,
Kaga should be mine!
Haiku # 24314, January 5, 2003 9:20 am ET
by A. of Kitchen Stadium
mango tree dripping
plump juicy fruit ripening
flying fox squealing
Haiku # 24313, January 5, 2003 8:05 am ET
by mellie
Funny exercise
Might be worth a bad haiku,
maybe even two...
Haiku # 24312, January 5, 2003 7:49 am ET
by R. of PT
Let's see if it works...
Wow! It does work! Mysteries
of HTML
Haiku # 24311, January 5, 2003 7:45 am ET
by R. of PT
this old man, he knows
this old cat well enough to
find a lane, a train..
Haiku # 24310, January 5, 2003 3:48 am ET
by Dr. Claw of ???