Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 353 Days and 77338 Haiku later...

be that as it may
mishapen contemplation
mankind in smitten vortex
Haiku # 24327, January 6, 2003 1:11 am ET
by HL
beware my mistake
it's really spelt limerence
i love corrections
Haiku # 24326, January 5, 2003 8:32 pm ET
by ash
beware limerance
you might think it's the real thing
until the rush fades
Haiku # 24325, January 5, 2003 8:26 pm ET
by ash
if love is a drug
then lots of people o.d.
or get hangovers
Haiku # 24324, January 5, 2003 8:23 pm ET
by ash
It's bumpy or smooth.
The only variation
in anyone's life
Haiku # 24323, January 5, 2003 3:43 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
a voice in the wind
heard...then whipped away soundless
is still remembered
Haiku # 24322, January 5, 2003 3:25 pm ET
by ...to gwen whatever
although probably
if it was realer, it would
hurt far more? dunno
Haiku # 24321, January 5, 2003 2:40 pm ET
by sheena
even if it's not
really bad or even real
anguish is still real
Haiku # 24320, January 5, 2003 2:38 pm ET
by sheena
even if it's not
what you would have thought of as
really being love
Haiku # 24319, January 5, 2003 2:37 pm ET
by sheena
those still unaware:
be informed that love is hell,
even if it's not.
Haiku # 24318, January 5, 2003 2:35 pm ET
by sheena
thanks, mellie, for that
extremely nice inclusion--
complimentary
Haiku # 24317, January 5, 2003 2:33 pm ET
by sheena
spider, weave a gown
~silky~ that clings like water
swirled about my hips
as dew it should fall
lit by dawn~like diamonds
the larks have sewn on
then as he comes near
so close to see ~ he'll be caught
content not to pass
Haiku # 24316, January 5, 2003 12:03 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
Stately Kaga-san
With shiny sequined jacket -
What lies underneath?
Haiku # 24315, January 5, 2003 9:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Slightly evil grin,
Munching yellow peppers,
Kaga should be mine!
Haiku # 24314, January 5, 2003 9:20 am ET
by A. of Kitchen Stadium
mango tree dripping
plump juicy fruit ripening
flying fox squealing
Haiku # 24313, January 5, 2003 8:05 am ET
by mellie
Funny exercise
Might be worth a bad haiku,
maybe even two...
Haiku # 24312, January 5, 2003 7:49 am ET
by R. of PT
Let's see if it works...
Wow! It does work! Mysteries
of HTML
Haiku # 24311, January 5, 2003 7:45 am ET
by R. of PT
this old man, he knows
this old cat well enough to
find a lane, a train..
Haiku # 24310, January 5, 2003 3:48 am ET
by Dr. Claw of ???
this cat has moved,
acted, rendered meaning,
and told a story
Haiku # 24309, January 5, 2003 2:43 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
it's been a whole year
no real result to see
just ponder on that
Haiku # 24308, January 5, 2003 2:24 am ET
by Garik of before, now, later
the perfect hit, ron
this is haiku history
preserved on the web
Haiku # 24307, January 5, 2003 1:55 am ET
by ash
night duty beckons
i wish it would go away
or perhaps i could
Haiku # 24306, January 5, 2003 1:53 am ET
by ash
lesson planning time
looked for haiku history
found awful poems
Haiku # 24305, January 5, 2003 12:04 am ET
by ronald
drizzling sunday cool
boiled egg with toast dippers
lie about reading
Haiku # 24304, January 4, 2003 6:05 pm ET
by mellie
false expectations
catharsis and renewal
a happy new year
Haiku # 24303, January 4, 2003 12:18 pm ET
by ap
welcome paradox
anarchic optimism
i might yet emerge
Haiku # 24302, January 4, 2003 8:16 am ET
by maestro
prime resolution
no interactive haiku
self-indulgence, ho!
Haiku # 24301, January 4, 2003 8:12 am ET
by maestro
brand new calendar
fresh course of nihilism
i love a parade
Haiku # 24300, January 4, 2003 8:08 am ET
by maestro
Domino's Dots kill
local gnome, friends threaten to
release that "noid" tape.
Haiku # 24299, January 3, 2003 7:21 pm ET
by onjaysun (Noid Sez Doesn't Know Sheep)
and it's coming up
the White Mountains when it comes
slam, bang, hills of snow
Haiku # 24298, January 3, 2003 4:44 pm ET
by Mox
Vicious Vermicious
Knid, I miss the old you
please put down that boy
Haiku # 24297, January 3, 2003 2:30 pm ET
by Heather of Port Colborne
listen quietly
the hush of winter silence
snows white peacefulness
Haiku # 24296, January 3, 2003 1:57 pm ET
by Boston gal "snowed in" and lovin' it
she's still roaring and
as always, the gentle voice
silences Morgoth
Haiku # 24295, January 3, 2003 1:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what's some of the ot?
let others think about it
i gotta sleep now
Haiku # 24294, January 3, 2003 1:14 pm ET
by mellie
oh yeah, forgot
might have been better to say
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 24293, January 3, 2003 1:13 pm ET
by mellie
for read read real
I shoud be asleep in bed
kookaburras laugh
Haiku # 24292, January 3, 2003 1:11 pm ET
by mellie
what was that about?
maybe it's me who's lost it
I don't think is is
Haiku # 24291, January 3, 2003 1:10 pm ET
by mellie, wondering where the good old read badhaikuists are hiding these days, not sheena and ash of course, just some of the ot
the choices are made
I can make my own and
decide the stressful ones

I cannot make the minds here
be other than what they are
the wave
Haiku # 24290, January 3, 2003 12:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
some people fight for
everything they have because
it's all others allowed...

Haiku # 24289, January 3, 2003 11:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
hey, if you open
the door and stop playing
buddy clique

maybe this place can turn out
writing and not be an online
version of a McDonald's staff
Haiku # 24288, January 3, 2003 11:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
if it strikes a nerve
with the insecure often
insults are the last resort
Haiku # 24287, January 3, 2003 11:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
cool, ash, i hadn't
noticed until you pointed
it out to me
Haiku # 24286, January 3, 2003 10:19 am ET
by sheena
oh look, its near five!
time for running out the door.
enthusiasm!
Haiku # 24285, January 3, 2003 12:50 am ET
by st0rmy of Sydney Australia
please stop doing it
enough is really enough
for the rest of us
Haiku # 24284, January 2, 2003 10:30 pm ET
by ash
acrostic haiku
that student of manchester
unveils a new form

Haiku # 24283, January 2, 2003 10:19 pm ET
by ash
I mean it!
Haiku # 24282, January 2, 2003 7:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
dumbass
Haiku # 24281, January 2, 2003 7:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
is haiku number
24277
a profound thought? not!

practice what you preach?
Haiku # 24280, January 2, 2003 2:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
thick blobs of water
frozen into blocks of stone
like crunchy relics
Haiku # 24279, January 2, 2003 1:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
birch white branches bend
boughs ice-laden shimmer in
spanking-new year winds
Haiku # 24278, January 2, 2003 12:59 pm ET
by Boston gal
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