this old man, he knows
this old cat well enough to
find a lane, a train..

the perfect hit, ron
this is haiku history
preserved on the web

night duty beckons
i wish it would go away
or perhaps i could

lesson planning time
looked for haiku history
found awful poems

drizzling sunday cool
boiled egg with toast dippers
lie about reading

false expectations
catharsis and renewal
a happy new year

welcome paradox
anarchic optimism
i might yet emerge

prime resolution
no interactive haiku
self-indulgence, ho!

brand new calendar
fresh course of nihilism
i love a parade

Domino's Dots kill
local gnome, friends threaten to
release that "noid" tape.

and it's coming up
the White Mountains when it comes
slam, bang, hills of snow

Vicious Vermicious
Knid, I miss the old you
please put down that boy

listen quietly
the hush of winter silence
snows white peacefulness

she's still roaring and
as always, the gentle voice
silences Morgoth

what's some of the ot?
let others think about it
i gotta sleep now

oh yeah, forgot
might have been better to say
grandma has a cock

for read read real
I shoud be asleep in bed
kookaburras laugh

what was that about?
maybe it's me who's lost it
I don't think is is

the choices are made
I can make my own and
decide the stressful ones

I cannot make the minds here
be other than what they are
the wave

some people fight for
everything they have because
it's all others allowed...

hey, if you open
the door and stop playing
buddy clique

maybe this place can turn out
writing and not be an online
version of a McDonald's staff

if it strikes a nerve
with the insecure often
insults are the last resort

cool, ash, i hadn't
noticed until you pointed
it out to me

oh look, its near five!
time for running out the door.
enthusiasm!

please stop doing it
enough is really enough
for the rest of us

acrostic haiku
that student of manchester
unveils a new form

I mean it!

dumbass

is haiku number
24277
a profound thought? not!

practice what you preach?

thick blobs of water
frozen into blocks of stone
like crunchy relics

birch white branches bend
boughs ice-laden shimmer in
spanking-new year winds

there's no profound thought
so people resort to Gen X
existential groove

new year's eve complete
i resolve to end all war
and to lose ten pounds

Foo I say to you
You take more drastic action
And use your big stick

Please refrain from that
Eating in a monkey house
Feed somewhere else, foo

I tried so damn hard
But I just couldn't do it
Write a good haiku

Pies are very nice
Everybody would like one
For them to consume

Forever in fields
Oblivious to the world
Ovine animals

"Hello." said George Bush
"Good work." said Mr Cheney
"Now let's try goodbye."

"Was ist das, Gunther?"
"Es ist meine Bockwurst, Bob."
"Nein, es ist mein Bein!"

I quite like new year
I get to drink heavily
That's just like normal

Privy, what of your
Enquiries thou hast completed
Found little, have you?

New Year Last Year:
Portly - eating food
Patient elderly fauna
Pretty eager foo'

A happy new year
To people who aren't fascist
They are just foolish

But I am sure that
In the modern era, God
Would use protection

Mary was not christian
God can get ladies pregnant
If they don't believe