Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 74 Days and 78047 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 74 Days and 78047 Haiku later...
Pentagrams at night.
Makr false illusions seem so right.
RIght is left is right.
Makr false illusions seem so right.
RIght is left is right.
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Get the Bat Phone Dick!
Daddy said to bomb Iraq.
Get the Bat Phone Dick!
Daddy said to bomb Iraq.
Get the Bat Phone Dick!
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everyone upset
new look for two oh oh three
no one knows it's me
new look for two oh oh three
no one knows it's me
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view no palIndrome
just a misspelled word, feline
garden in that state
just a misspelled word, feline
garden in that state
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cool alfoil beanie
you may be of a tall tree
but not within it
you may be of a tall tree
but not within it
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save me from Data
Entry....hey, that sounds like a
dirty Star Trek joke
Entry....hey, that sounds like a
dirty Star Trek joke
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do you dribble or
drool while you laugh, or spew
out small droplets of ????
drool while you laugh, or spew
out small droplets of ????
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god I love this crap
a couple of things here
really make me laugh
a couple of things here
really make me laugh
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scotch reveals nothing
knowing that it's in the bag
he's inscrotable
knowing that it's in the bag
he's inscrotable
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strange new confidence
from testicular armor
turns out freud was right
from testicular armor
turns out freud was right
by of (about one or two things, anyway)
go on - kick me hard
right in the nuts, i tell you
god, i love this cup
right in the nuts, i tell you
god, i love this cup
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the last haiku submitted was a palendrome...how very appropriate.
by of Jerzey
shooting arrows but
i always miss the target:
unattainable.
i always miss the target:
unattainable.
by of Jerzey
The monkey dances
He moves, shakes, shimmies, and jives
He wears a Fez hat
He moves, shakes, shimmies, and jives
He wears a Fez hat
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Cheesey warm goodness
it glows orange from my bowl
more Mac 'n Cheese please
it glows orange from my bowl
more Mac 'n Cheese please
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The monkey points and
Laughs at me. Why must it be,
that he laughs at me
Laughs at me. Why must it be,
that he laughs at me
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still sane...but I know
shiny metal hats make the
martians go away
shiny metal hats make the
martians go away
by of a tall tree
snowfall at twilight
the sharp sound of ice breaking
walking in the woods
the sharp sound of ice breaking
walking in the woods
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saw cloud that looked like
ufo releasing gas....
oh sooo sleeeepy nowwww....
ufo releasing gas....
oh sooo sleeeepy nowwww....
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pheromone exchange
subconscious entanglement
misconstrued as LOVE
subconscious entanglement
misconstrued as LOVE
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purest flakes alight
on curbside tree once adorned
hail suburbia
on curbside tree once adorned
hail suburbia
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rhyme? meter? be damned!
sustained theme? such balderdash!
haiku is the way
sustained theme? such balderdash!
haiku is the way
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mute rumination
most inferior haiku
forthcoming, assured
most inferior haiku
forthcoming, assured
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What is this silence?
Inspirational failure
or quiet thinking?
Inspirational failure
or quiet thinking?
by of PT
heart rent asunder
eviscerated husk falls
bad, lovelorn haiku
eviscerated husk falls
bad, lovelorn haiku
by
They try to explain
They make a real effort -
But nobody hears
They make a real effort -
But nobody hears
by of PT
be that as it may
mishapen contemplation
mankind in smitten vortex
mishapen contemplation
mankind in smitten vortex
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beware my mistake
it's really spelt limerence
i love corrections
it's really spelt limerence
i love corrections
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beware limerance
you might think it's the real thing
until the rush fades
you might think it's the real thing
until the rush fades
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if love is a drug
then lots of people o.d.
or get hangovers
then lots of people o.d.
or get hangovers
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It's bumpy or smooth.
The only variation
in anyone's life
The only variation
in anyone's life
by of Toronto
a voice in the wind
heard...then whipped away soundless
is still remembered
heard...then whipped away soundless
is still remembered
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although probably
if it was realer, it would
hurt far more? dunno
if it was realer, it would
hurt far more? dunno
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even if it's not
really bad or even real
anguish is still real
really bad or even real
anguish is still real
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even if it's not
what you would have thought of as
really being love
what you would have thought of as
really being love
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those still unaware:
be informed that love is hell,
even if it's not.
be informed that love is hell,
even if it's not.
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thanks, mellie, for that
extremely nice inclusion--
complimentary
extremely nice inclusion--
complimentary
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spider, weave a gown
~silky~ that clings like water
swirled about my hips
as dew it should fall
lit by dawn~like diamonds
the larks have sewn on
then as he comes near
so close to see ~ he'll be caught
content not to pass
~silky~ that clings like water
swirled about my hips
as dew it should fall
lit by dawn~like diamonds
the larks have sewn on
then as he comes near
so close to see ~ he'll be caught
content not to pass
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Stately Kaga-san
With shiny sequined jacket -
What lies underneath?
With shiny sequined jacket -
What lies underneath?
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Slightly evil grin,
Munching yellow peppers,
Kaga should be mine!
Munching yellow peppers,
Kaga should be mine!
by of Kitchen Stadium
mango tree dripping
plump juicy fruit ripening
flying fox squealing
plump juicy fruit ripening
flying fox squealing
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Funny exercise
Might be worth a bad haiku,
maybe even two...
Might be worth a bad haiku,
maybe even two...
by of PT
Let's see if it works...
Wow! It does work! Mysteries
of HTML
Wow! It does work! Mysteries
of HTML
by of PT
this old man, he knows
this old cat well enough to
find a lane, a train..
this old cat well enough to
find a lane, a train..
by of ???
this cat has moved,
acted, rendered meaning,
and told a story
acted, rendered meaning,
and told a story
by of Jerzey
it's been a whole year
no real result to see
just ponder on that
no real result to see
just ponder on that
by of before, now, later
the perfect hit, ron
this is haiku history
preserved on the web
this is haiku history
preserved on the web
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night duty beckons
i wish it would go away
or perhaps i could
i wish it would go away
or perhaps i could
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lesson planning time
looked for haiku history
found awful poems
looked for haiku history
found awful poems
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