Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 353 Days and 77338 Haiku later...

Pentagrams at night.
Makr false illusions seem so right.
RIght is left is right.
Haiku # 24354, January 8, 2003 2:37 pm ET
by Alias
Get the Bat Phone Dick!
Daddy said to bomb Iraq.
Get the Bat Phone Dick!
Haiku # 24353, January 8, 2003 2:33 pm ET
by Alias
everyone upset
new look for two oh oh three
no one knows it's me
Haiku # 24352, January 8, 2003 12:50 pm ET
by blondie goes brunette
view no palIndrome
just a misspelled word, feline
garden in that state
Haiku # 24351, January 8, 2003 3:28 am ET
by maestro
cool alfoil beanie
you may be of a tall tree
but not within it
Haiku # 24350, January 7, 2003 10:26 pm ET
by ash ...... for monkeygirl 24338
save me from Data
Entry....hey, that sounds like a
dirty Star Trek joke
Haiku # 24349, January 7, 2003 7:24 pm ET
by onjaysun (Make it Soil, Number 2)
do you dribble or
drool while you laugh, or spew
out small droplets of ????
Haiku # 24348, January 7, 2003 12:12 pm ET
by just checking, have raincoat and umbrella
god I love this crap
a couple of things here
really make me laugh
Haiku # 24347, January 7, 2003 7:58 am ET
by mellie
scotch reveals nothing
knowing that it's in the bag
he's inscrotable
Haiku # 24346, January 7, 2003 6:32 am ET
by ash
strange new confidence
from testicular armor
turns out freud was right
Haiku # 24345, January 7, 2003 3:12 am ET
by scotch of (about one or two things, anyway)
go on - kick me hard
right in the nuts, i tell you
god, i love this cup
Haiku # 24344, January 7, 2003 3:09 am ET
by scotch
the last haiku submitted was a palendrome...how very appropriate.
Haiku # 24343, January 7, 2003 2:27 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
shooting arrows but
i always miss the target:
unattainable.
Haiku # 24342, January 7, 2003 2:21 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
The monkey dances
He moves, shakes, shimmies, and jives
He wears a Fez hat
Haiku # 24341, January 6, 2003 9:11 pm ET
by jer
Cheesey warm goodness
it glows orange from my bowl
more Mac 'n Cheese please
Haiku # 24340, January 6, 2003 9:09 pm ET
by Jer
The monkey points and
Laughs at me. Why must it be,
that he laughs at me
Haiku # 24339, January 6, 2003 9:08 pm ET
by Jer
still sane...but I know
shiny metal hats make the
martians go away
Haiku # 24338, January 6, 2003 9:06 pm ET
by monkeygirl of a tall tree
snowfall at twilight
the sharp sound of ice breaking
walking in the woods
Haiku # 24337, January 6, 2003 4:49 pm ET
by Boston gal

1247
english friar Roger Bacon
photographs eclipse
Haiku # 24336, January 6, 2003 2:17 pm ET
by Camera Obscura
saw cloud that looked like
ufo releasing gas....
oh sooo sleeeepy nowwww....
Haiku # 24335, January 6, 2003 12:28 pm ET
by onjaysun(don't wake me up for the probe)
pheromone exchange
subconscious entanglement
misconstrued as LOVE
Haiku # 24334, January 6, 2003 10:36 am ET
by maestro
purest flakes alight
on curbside tree once adorned
hail suburbia
Haiku # 24333, January 6, 2003 10:23 am ET
by maestro of hell's kitchen visiting bergen county
rhyme? meter? be damned!
sustained theme? such balderdash!
haiku is the way
Haiku # 24332, January 6, 2003 10:18 am ET
by maestro
mute rumination
most inferior haiku
forthcoming, assured
Haiku # 24331, January 6, 2003 10:15 am ET
by maestro
What is this silence?
Inspirational failure
or quiet thinking?
Haiku # 24330, January 6, 2003 10:03 am ET
by R. of PT
heart rent asunder
eviscerated husk falls
bad, lovelorn haiku
Haiku # 24329, January 6, 2003 9:01 am ET
by maestro
They try to explain
They make a real effort -
But nobody hears
Haiku # 24328, January 6, 2003 7:57 am ET
by R. of PT
be that as it may
mishapen contemplation
mankind in smitten vortex
Haiku # 24327, January 6, 2003 1:11 am ET
by HL
beware my mistake
it's really spelt limerence
i love corrections
Haiku # 24326, January 5, 2003 8:32 pm ET
by ash
beware limerance
you might think it's the real thing
until the rush fades
Haiku # 24325, January 5, 2003 8:26 pm ET
by ash
if love is a drug
then lots of people o.d.
or get hangovers
Haiku # 24324, January 5, 2003 8:23 pm ET
by ash
It's bumpy or smooth.
The only variation
in anyone's life
Haiku # 24323, January 5, 2003 3:43 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
a voice in the wind
heard...then whipped away soundless
is still remembered
Haiku # 24322, January 5, 2003 3:25 pm ET
by ...to gwen whatever
although probably
if it was realer, it would
hurt far more? dunno
Haiku # 24321, January 5, 2003 2:40 pm ET
by sheena
even if it's not
really bad or even real
anguish is still real
Haiku # 24320, January 5, 2003 2:38 pm ET
by sheena
even if it's not
what you would have thought of as
really being love
Haiku # 24319, January 5, 2003 2:37 pm ET
by sheena
those still unaware:
be informed that love is hell,
even if it's not.
Haiku # 24318, January 5, 2003 2:35 pm ET
by sheena
thanks, mellie, for that
extremely nice inclusion--
complimentary
Haiku # 24317, January 5, 2003 2:33 pm ET
by sheena
spider, weave a gown
~silky~ that clings like water
swirled about my hips
as dew it should fall
lit by dawn~like diamonds
the larks have sewn on
then as he comes near
so close to see ~ he'll be caught
content not to pass
Haiku # 24316, January 5, 2003 12:03 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
Stately Kaga-san
With shiny sequined jacket -
What lies underneath?
Haiku # 24315, January 5, 2003 9:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Slightly evil grin,
Munching yellow peppers,
Kaga should be mine!
Haiku # 24314, January 5, 2003 9:20 am ET
by A. of Kitchen Stadium
mango tree dripping
plump juicy fruit ripening
flying fox squealing
Haiku # 24313, January 5, 2003 8:05 am ET
by mellie
Funny exercise
Might be worth a bad haiku,
maybe even two...
Haiku # 24312, January 5, 2003 7:49 am ET
by R. of PT
Let's see if it works...
Wow! It does work! Mysteries
of HTML
Haiku # 24311, January 5, 2003 7:45 am ET
by R. of PT
this old man, he knows
this old cat well enough to
find a lane, a train..
Haiku # 24310, January 5, 2003 3:48 am ET
by Dr. Claw of ???
this cat has moved,
acted, rendered meaning,
and told a story
Haiku # 24309, January 5, 2003 2:43 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
it's been a whole year
no real result to see
just ponder on that
Haiku # 24308, January 5, 2003 2:24 am ET
by Garik of before, now, later
the perfect hit, ron
this is haiku history
preserved on the web
Haiku # 24307, January 5, 2003 1:55 am ET
by ash
night duty beckons
i wish it would go away
or perhaps i could
Haiku # 24306, January 5, 2003 1:53 am ET
by ash
lesson planning time
looked for haiku history
found awful poems
Haiku # 24305, January 5, 2003 12:04 am ET
by ronald