Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 353 Days and 77338 Haiku later...

"Hello Tony." said George
"Would you like a big spanking?
"Then send me some troops."
Haiku # 24380, January 11, 2003 11:34 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Permanant marker
Everybody needs to use
For writing info
Haiku # 24379, January 11, 2003 11:32 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Hello again fools
I am back from my small cave
To do PEF
Haiku # 24378, January 11, 2003 11:31 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
O.C.D's in da
Howse! Throw yur hands in da sink,
wash'em til hot pink!
Haiku # 24377, January 10, 2003 2:58 pm ET
by onjaysun
I
Haiku # 24376, January 10, 2003 9:57 am ET
by Chowderhead
Hair color that fake
should be banned. A sin against
God, State, and Nature
Haiku # 24375, January 10, 2003 9:56 am ET
by Chowderhead
After long absence
Chowderhead has returned. Work?
I can do it Mon.
Haiku # 24374, January 10, 2003 9:54 am ET
by Chowderhead
Soon the day will break
Vicious alarm clock noises
Loom in my future
Haiku # 24373, January 10, 2003 5:22 am ET
by Lolagoo of Los Angeles
antired goverments,
seek easy targets to bomb,
running dogs drop loads.
Haiku # 24372, January 10, 2003 1:43 am ET
by Anywhere
antired governments,
seek easy targets to bomb,
running dogs drop loads
Haiku # 24371, January 9, 2003 7:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Thirsty from the trash
need porcelain stool water
please leave the lid up
Haiku # 24370, January 9, 2003 7:42 pm ET
by amy/dog haiku 4 u
antlered gourmets seek
tasty garden evergreens
like to eat and run
Haiku # 24369, January 9, 2003 5:00 pm ET
by Boston gal
office lights went out,
it's Lord of the Flies and SHIT,
I look like Piggy!
Haiku # 24368, January 9, 2003 4:16 pm ET
by onjaysun
Another question:
Until when, and why not now?
May it be asap...
Haiku # 24367, January 9, 2003 10:45 am ET
by R. of PT
Who knows when "soon" is?
Is that today or later?
If later, how late?
Haiku # 24366, January 9, 2003 10:41 am ET
by R. of PT
Answering machines,
messages, unanswered calls -
Some things need effort
Haiku # 24365, January 9, 2003 10:38 am ET
by R. of PT
Hakol bemivtzah -
Tzrichim limkor et hakol,
Im efshar hayom!
Haiku # 24364, January 9, 2003 10:34 am ET
by R. of PT
two four three six one
source thereof 'tis satan's spawn
return to hades
Haiku # 24363, January 9, 2003 10:04 am ET
by maestro
Link not to graphics
On the servers of others;
Only to your own
Haiku # 24362, January 9, 2003 9:17 am ET
by Janis of Toronto







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Haiku # 24361, January 9, 2003 2:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Too much eyeliner
Push-up bras and Ratt T-shirts
Trailer Park Haiku
Haiku # 24360, January 8, 2003 11:59 pm ET
by amy of thisplacesucks, IN
Arf Arf Woof Woof Arf
Open the back door, dumb ass
I want to chase cats
Haiku # 24359, January 8, 2003 11:51 pm ET
by amy of thisplacesucks, IN
2 4 2 7 2
(number of the cat haiku)
maybe we should meet?
Haiku # 24358, January 8, 2003 7:47 pm ET
by are you REALLY in Jerzey?
comicat, hear me
I like your work (really do)
(that kitty was the best)
Haiku # 24357, January 8, 2003 7:44 pm ET
by a fan
rethinking it,
Stoli Razzberry on rocks
was drink of choice...


...that night...
Haiku # 24356, January 8, 2003 5:59 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
must of been too much
of the ol' palE ale that eve,
this garden is rot.
Haiku # 24355, January 8, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Pentagrams at night.
Makr false illusions seem so right.
RIght is left is right.
Haiku # 24354, January 8, 2003 2:37 pm ET
by Alias
Get the Bat Phone Dick!
Daddy said to bomb Iraq.
Get the Bat Phone Dick!
Haiku # 24353, January 8, 2003 2:33 pm ET
by Alias
everyone upset
new look for two oh oh three
no one knows it's me
Haiku # 24352, January 8, 2003 12:50 pm ET
by blondie goes brunette
view no palIndrome
just a misspelled word, feline
garden in that state
Haiku # 24351, January 8, 2003 3:28 am ET
by maestro
cool alfoil beanie
you may be of a tall tree
but not within it
Haiku # 24350, January 7, 2003 10:26 pm ET
by ash ...... for monkeygirl 24338
save me from Data
Entry....hey, that sounds like a
dirty Star Trek joke
Haiku # 24349, January 7, 2003 7:24 pm ET
by onjaysun (Make it Soil, Number 2)
do you dribble or
drool while you laugh, or spew
out small droplets of ????
Haiku # 24348, January 7, 2003 12:12 pm ET
by just checking, have raincoat and umbrella
god I love this crap
a couple of things here
really make me laugh
Haiku # 24347, January 7, 2003 7:58 am ET
by mellie
scotch reveals nothing
knowing that it's in the bag
he's inscrotable
Haiku # 24346, January 7, 2003 6:32 am ET
by ash
strange new confidence
from testicular armor
turns out freud was right
Haiku # 24345, January 7, 2003 3:12 am ET
by scotch of (about one or two things, anyway)
go on - kick me hard
right in the nuts, i tell you
god, i love this cup
Haiku # 24344, January 7, 2003 3:09 am ET
by scotch
the last haiku submitted was a palendrome...how very appropriate.
Haiku # 24343, January 7, 2003 2:27 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
shooting arrows but
i always miss the target:
unattainable.
Haiku # 24342, January 7, 2003 2:21 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
The monkey dances
He moves, shakes, shimmies, and jives
He wears a Fez hat
Haiku # 24341, January 6, 2003 9:11 pm ET
by jer
Cheesey warm goodness
it glows orange from my bowl
more Mac 'n Cheese please
Haiku # 24340, January 6, 2003 9:09 pm ET
by Jer
The monkey points and
Laughs at me. Why must it be,
that he laughs at me
Haiku # 24339, January 6, 2003 9:08 pm ET
by Jer
still sane...but I know
shiny metal hats make the
martians go away
Haiku # 24338, January 6, 2003 9:06 pm ET
by monkeygirl of a tall tree
snowfall at twilight
the sharp sound of ice breaking
walking in the woods
Haiku # 24337, January 6, 2003 4:49 pm ET
by Boston gal

1247
english friar Roger Bacon
photographs eclipse
Haiku # 24336, January 6, 2003 2:17 pm ET
by Camera Obscura
saw cloud that looked like
ufo releasing gas....
oh sooo sleeeepy nowwww....
Haiku # 24335, January 6, 2003 12:28 pm ET
by onjaysun(don't wake me up for the probe)
pheromone exchange
subconscious entanglement
misconstrued as LOVE
Haiku # 24334, January 6, 2003 10:36 am ET
by maestro
purest flakes alight
on curbside tree once adorned
hail suburbia
Haiku # 24333, January 6, 2003 10:23 am ET
by maestro of hell's kitchen visiting bergen county
rhyme? meter? be damned!
sustained theme? such balderdash!
haiku is the way
Haiku # 24332, January 6, 2003 10:18 am ET
by maestro
mute rumination
most inferior haiku
forthcoming, assured
Haiku # 24331, January 6, 2003 10:15 am ET
by maestro