"...underwear model...
...best body...smartest person...
...nice to hear from you..."

Oh, those glasses, that
little polka-dot dress...spank
me Mrs. Beasley!

Willett, one question
when you're outside your igloo
do you play hockey?

Got it at first try
And even not my language -
Very proud of that

2 synonymous
3-word compliant haikus -
New challenge to meet

One eight five eight one
and one eight five eight zero -
Old challenge is met

Inspirational
communicability -
Antagonistic

Imaginative
comprehensibility -
Contradictory

these songs
for you
u2

Twenty thousand plus
is a huge accomplishment -
Even small role for R.

Sensitivity
or insensitivity?
What is right approach?

I will post again
If I do not see it now -
... Oh no, not again!

What is going on?
Did the server loose one piece
of precious poetry?

What if I started
with just one thing at a time -
And improving then?

On the other hand -
Do you really have to be
all of them at once?

This is difficult -
being creative, funny,
clear and still oneself

apa kabar, R
sakit keraska ia ?
sayang sekali

cunning linguist
but if no-one understands
what good's the message ?

Hadrachat tochnah -
Bizbuz zman, hizdamnut, o...
shlichut reghilah?

my apologies
seems i can't tell scotch from scott
all just gaelic breath

similar only
la-la-la, la-la-la-la
not wo-yo-yo.....

huh?

"buffalo soldier"
and the banana splits song...
rasta la la la la

i just don't get the
bananna split reference for
bob marley...oh well

CANADA PART 2
It is very rainy
I am still dry in my house
Im not in an Igloo!

CANADA PART 1.
Im in Canada!
I am not in an Igloo!
It is not snowing

So am i "Willett"?
Or am i "Of Canada"?
Im really bad at this!

Is This Bad Haiku?
Is This About You Or You?
This Is Bad Haiku

entire families
of white-bred wonders with no
redeeming factors

unbelievable
how bland people become out
in suburbia...

sometimes pressure builds
ending procrastination
now the tension mounts

let the monsters out
they love wanton destruction
and yearn for toys

I'm all "whatever"
and then she's all "whatever"
I'm like so pissed off

what i want to know:
was, or was not, bob marley
the fifth banana split?

Tort Gal cuts the cheese
And acts all nice and saucy
She can't do much else.

brilliant yellow
swirling light
arghh-my ear hurts

what a day this is
last minute crunch has come back
mildy daunting

having another
Fleegle, Bingo, Drooper and
Snork kind of a day

snack time is smack down
Celery Boy stalks his prey
Tortellini Girl

Ravioli Man
calls Celery Boy for help
his trusty sidekick

Tortellini Gal
Cuts the cheese on Ravioli
Now Rav is meatless

we have no weapons
you see, look here, no weapons
don't look under that

Ravioli Man
crushes Tortellini Girl
with a saucy smack

janis? no, not her!
can janis stand before our
Ravioli Man?

got a new address
i bet if you mail janis
she could pass it on

Roman rich man said
I have got 3 libraries
One Greek, one Latin

One two three foure foure
oh no i have counted more
than there are in it

wow...ain't that something?
it was maestro's haiku 'bout
the bay area

two weeks past, i tried
to email ash, old times sake
it came back to me

i think i bore all
with my whining about school
but i cannot stop