wow...ain't that something?
it was maestro's haiku 'bout
the bay area

two weeks past, i tried
to email ash, old times sake
it came back to me

i think i bore all
with my whining about school
but i cannot stop

not a bad write-up...
was it just cooincidence
it was signed ap?

i have such good taste
the consumate chocophile
lindt in my navel

i like fried breakfast spam
i like to fry in a pan
mm that good old spam

This is not haiku
It is more like bad writing
I have no last line

Du Du Du Du Du
Du Nu Du Nu Du Nu
La Tee De tee Da

Remember when you
Laughed at his ten cent hairdue?
He remmbers too

finally it rained
and rains and rains and rains and
sydney is like that

dyspeptic haiku
those chyme and motion studies
don't pass easily

immortality
uncertain as heisenberg
appears transient


congratulations
many electrons of fame
preserved on the net

Hey guys look at this this
The Associated Press
Wrote about our site.

A Robot Monkey
Laugh at the funny monkey
Laser beams blast us

hotdog makes her lose
control, loves the minuet
Bi-polar Duet ?

Food spewing forth
Like a colorful fountain
Pup enjoys feast twice

Puppy ears back
Whines in apt supplication
for goddess forgiveness

Lob, chokes his favorite
Goddess honors him first
Pup repays in yak

Lightweight Pup readily yacks
At the mention of spirits
Regardless of diet

Battlepuppy yacks
When 'chokes and wine are involved,
Carbos and protein.

Lobster and artichokes
Slather with spirits
Canine hurls protein yak

Yaksunami and Artsy
Means puke and good taste
Can be together at last.

Ravioli Man
Cheesey Tortellini Gal
Greatest of Rivals

it is the return
Ravioli Man, hero
meaty champion

mighty butt straining
no seepage here, sphincterclench
forcing excrement

thankfully she smiles
down on the puppy of battles
this goddess of love

Girlfriend of happy willow
waits with bated breath
Immortalize her

Remove the butt plug
Poopy granola badness
seeps forth, then torrent

Flexible willow
Has girlfriend, is happy
Stiff oak still alone

Hammer clenches cheeks
Empties bowels painfully
By loud vomiting
as he vomits

by vomiting.

oh, this is my bad
i did not see it was "bad"
i saw "butt" haiku

o, what is the sound
of one hairy white cheek clenching
my ass is on fire

a prophecy here
maestro shall not defeat
the battle puppy

Puppy is so bad
He will fart in your corn flakes
Make them Cocoa Puffs.

Puppy waits for maestro
to bring any kind of class
to badhaiku

Fear me, the Battle Puppy
Boundless is my naked wrath
All shards, plaster, shit

Poorly trained, this pup
Battlepuppy very bad
Pees on fresh cornflakes

immense voltage drop
across conductive organs
required to shock me

the hammer shall drop
upon canine cranium
"Down, Battlepuppy!"

I'm feeling stupid
get me some coffee, damnit
or perhaps cornflakes

stupid people say
here, make me copies of this
and get me coffee

stupid people pee
in your cornflakes or oatmeal
they sure are bastards

initial dram: noon
courting imbecility
awash in spirits

i'm just about there
people are pissing me off
stupid people suck!

words that make you cringe
like "quivering" or "polyps"
as pop tart flavors

will you stand before
the fury of his armies?
his naked buttocks?

thus descends the god
battle puppy in bad verse
with a gay uncle

Point at everyone else
For THEY are the true problems
Naw, couldn't be you.

Poor me, says bachelor
No one is good enough
But wait... he's an ass.

Fat, androgynous
Balding, glasses on smug nose
Wit, yes, but looks... no.

Girls run screaming
After a single one-nighter
Musta been with Ed