thankfully she smiles
down on the puppy of battles
this goddess of love
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Girlfriend of happy willow
waits with bated breath
Immortalize her
by Goddess of all that is BattlePuppy of Climax, MI
Remove the butt plug
Poopy granola badness
seeps forth, then torrent
by Battlepuppy of MI
Flexible willow
Has girlfriend, is happy
Stiff oak still alone
by Battlepuppy of MI
Hammer clenches cheeks
Empties bowels painfully
By loud vomiting
as he vomits
by vomiting.
by Battlepuppy of MI
oh, this is my bad
i did not see it was "bad"
i saw "butt" haiku
by Drophammer of Akkadia
o, what is the sound
of one hairy white cheek clenching
my ass is on fire
by Drophammer of Akkadia
a prophecy here
maestro shall not defeat
the battle puppy
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Puppy is so bad
He will fart in your corn flakes
Make them Cocoa Puffs.
by Battlepuppy
Puppy waits for maestro
to bring any kind of class
to badhaiku
by Battlepuppy
Fear me, the Battle Puppy
Boundless is my naked wrath
All shards, plaster, shit
by Battlepuppy
Poorly trained, this pup
Battlepuppy very bad
Pees on fresh cornflakes
by Battlepuppy
immense voltage drop
across conductive organs
required to shock me
by maestro
the hammer shall drop
upon canine cranium
"Down, Battlepuppy!"
by maestro
I'm feeling stupid
get me some coffee, damnit
or perhaps cornflakes
by Drophammer of Akkadia
stupid people say
here, make me copies of this
and get me coffee
stupid people pee
in your cornflakes or oatmeal
they sure are bastards
by Drophammer of Akkadia
initial dram: noon
courting imbecility
awash in spirits
by maestro
i'm just about there
people are pissing me off
stupid people suck!
by tiger of vegas
words that make you cringe
like "quivering" or "polyps"
as pop tart flavors
by Drophammer of Akkadia
will you stand before
the fury of his armies?
his naked buttocks?
by Drophammer of Akkadia
thus descends the god
battle puppy in bad verse
with a gay uncle
by Drophammer of steely stuff
Point at everyone else
For THEY are the true problems
Naw, couldn't be you.
by Battlepuppy
Poor me, says bachelor
No one is good enough
But wait... he's an ass.
by Battlepuppy
Fat, androgynous
Balding, glasses on smug nose
Wit, yes, but looks... no.
by Battlepuppy
Girls run screaming
After a single one-nighter
Musta been with Ed
by Battlepuppy
Sits on a man-pole
Has to get it from somewhere
Girls always run
by Battlepuppy
I go way too far?
I have much farther to go
Ain't seen nothin yet.
by Battlepuppy
Smelly man-juice hits
like a wet, breadless sandwich
Right on Ed's forehead.
by Battlepuppy
Hung like a squirrel
He dives for the clitoris
Says he's an oak tree
by Battlepuppy
Sitting there quiet,
Birds chirping, playing banjo
Uncle is still gay.
by Battlepuppy
My ass cheeks spread wide
plaster pours forth, shards aplenty
shit plaster shards... ow.
by Battlepuppy
Previous haiku
not meant to make fun of 9-11
My uncle is gay.
by Anonymous Poet
Fields aplenty, patches
People looking like small ants
From a crashing plane
by Battlepuppy
Tribute to heroes
Standing tall amidst masses
My steely man-pole
by Battlepuppy
frothy excrement
speedy jet of greenish goo
pants are smoldering
by Drophammer of somewhere you never want to be
Two more languages
could maybe sometime be tried -
but only one I'll dare
by R. of PT
Until now used four,
Some are easy some are not
All are really fun
by R. of PT
Spanish Portuguese
Can be really special fun
but need time to think
by R. of PT
Other languages
can be called appropriate too -
Will try that one day
by R. of PT
French too many syl's
Italian nobody knows
English more popular
by R. of PT
De quelle humeur t'es?
Ne les laisse pas decider
pour toute la journee
by R. of PT
Don't let them decide
that happy is not your mood
when you start your day
by R. of PT
When you start your day
is it radio or the news
who decide your mood
by R. of PT
Let's say happiness
should be the one driving force
behind all one's moods
by R. of PT
Is "fun" the right word -
Or "happiness" maybe is
a much better choice
by R. of PT
Haiku is just fun -
Holiness is everywhere
and can be fun too
by R. of PT
PT number 6
Raising popularity -
But is this what counts?
by R. of PT
Raise my eyes towards
the mountains from which help comes -
Help from the Creator
by R. of PT
Did not deserve it
Though I was saved anyway -
Magnanimity
by R of PT
Last haiku should say
Eventu'ly gave way to
5 Syllables, Oops
by Drinkin on Lincoln of Chicago
