Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 74 Days and 78047 Haiku later...
Don't let them decide
that happy is not your mood
when you start your day
Haiku # 23769 December 9, 2002 8:44 am ET
by R. of PT
When you start your day
is it radio or the news
who decide your mood
Haiku # 23768 December 9, 2002 8:40 am ET
by R. of PT
Let's say happiness
should be the one driving force
behind all one's moods
Haiku # 23767 December 9, 2002 8:12 am ET
by R. of PT
Is "fun" the right word -
Or "happiness" maybe is
a much better choice
Haiku # 23766 December 9, 2002 8:10 am ET
by R. of PT
Haiku is just fun -
Holiness is everywhere
and can be fun too
Haiku # 23765 December 9, 2002 8:08 am ET
by R. of PT
PT number 6
Raising popularity -
But is this what counts?
Haiku # 23764 December 9, 2002 8:04 am ET
by R. of PT
Raise my eyes towards
the mountains from which help comes -
Help from the Creator
Haiku # 23763 December 9, 2002 8:01 am ET
by R. of PT
Did not deserve it
Though I was saved anyway -
Magnanimity
Haiku # 23762 December 9, 2002 7:55 am ET
by R of PT
Last haiku should say
Eventu'ly gave way to
5 Syllables, Oops
Haiku # 23761 December 9, 2002 12:40 am ET
by Drinkin on Lincoln of Chicago
Festapalooza
Eventually Gave Way To
Twelve Beers of Christmas
Haiku # 23760 December 9, 2002 12:38 am ET
by Drinkin on Lincoln of Chicago
GREEN BAY PACKERS RULE
practice saying GREEN BAY PACK-
ERS SUPER BOWL CHAMPS
Haiku # 23759 December 8, 2002 11:51 pm ET
by PACKERS RULE
so disappointing
H B O's Sopranos sucked
fuhgeddaboudit
Haiku # 23758 December 8, 2002 10:39 pm ET
by sheesh
my nose is pouring
provoked by plumes of bushfires
wish it was raining
Haiku # 23757 December 8, 2002 7:29 pm ET
by ash
onjaysun, picked boss
in secret santa lotto!
any good, mean thoughts?
Haiku # 23756 December 8, 2002 4:03 pm ET
by sheena
now that it's over
was your holiday good, r?
by the way, m/f?
Haiku # 23755 December 8, 2002 2:41 pm ET
by sheena
hey r of pt
really multilingual?
or faked with website?

(babelfish or any translator site)
Haiku # 23754 December 8, 2002 2:38 pm ET
by sheena
your time tends to shine
forgetting your bandages
somewhere in your mind
Haiku # 23753 December 7, 2002 3:20 pm ET
by jerm
no more studying
if i were to see more books
my head would explode
Haiku # 23752 December 7, 2002 2:05 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton of Boston
no more studying
if i were to see more books
my head would explode
Haiku # 23751 December 7, 2002 2:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the squirrels may rest
unmolested by barking
i mourn his passing
Haiku # 23750 December 7, 2002 11:35 am ET
by ap
a month just passes
Like gas from a fattened teen
Six and thirty now!
Haiku # 23749 December 7, 2002 5:44 am ET
by pbrite of chucktown, sc
the ground is still damp
time to shut off the sprinklers
winter approaching
Haiku # 23748 December 7, 2002 12:05 am ET
by dirty washcloth of CA
my perception errs:
it usually occurs when
others misperceive
Haiku # 23747 December 6, 2002 10:38 pm ET
by jerm
you like to step on
someones bowels of infamy
exhaling honor
Haiku # 23746 December 6, 2002 10:32 pm ET
by jerm
facets are embossed
your time folds on the edge of
some unfiltered dreams
Haiku # 23745 December 6, 2002 10:27 pm ET
by jerm
time becomes quite naught
the minute you think about
destroying reason
Haiku # 23744 December 6, 2002 10:22 pm ET
by jerm
holiday goers
final baths become phony
you need true sponge bath
Haiku # 23743 December 6, 2002 6:13 pm ET
by jerm of NH
yeowch! k, truly bad
in provencial New England
Mary in "bathtub"
Haiku # 23742 December 6, 2002 4:01 pm ET
by ...you know, sitting out in the front yard
Rebus under caps,
friends can't remember and 2
think, eye due knot drink
Haiku # 23741 December 6, 2002 3:02 pm ET
by onjaysun
SF Bay doth rock
Tenderloin most savory
Dig Berkeley as well
Haiku # 23740 December 6, 2002 2:43 pm ET
by maestro of Manhattan (spec. Hell's Kitchen)
wax mold of jesus
in a field of flowers that
says "Merry Christmas"
Haiku # 23739 December 6, 2002 2:25 pm ET
by k of for instance.....
religious icons?
like Santa Claus and Rudolph?
or the trinity?
Haiku # 23738 December 6, 2002 2:19 pm ET
by ...bread cheese and wine?
employee craft fair....
i really hate these quaint
religious icons
Haiku # 23737 December 6, 2002 2:14 pm ET
by k of in the suburbs of San Jose
probably best there
isn't a way for haikuers
to upload pics then
Haiku # 23736 December 6, 2002 2:08 pm ET
by k of dsl helps if you can get it....
early winter cold
white upon white the snowdrifts
of many tissues
Haiku # 23735 December 6, 2002 1:59 pm ET
by winter blues
k, k, k ... oh, why?
J-Peg and Gif images
Are most annoying
Haiku # 23734 December 6, 2002 1:47 pm ET
by maestro
Peter O Peter
How I have missed you darling!
There's no one like you!
Haiku # 23733 December 6, 2002 1:19 pm ET
by rozboz of here and now
slurried wooden lot
snowed in for too many days
brains begin to rot
Haiku # 23732 December 6, 2002 12:40 pm ET
by winter blues
although the best place
for a pint would be in the
Edinburgh Castle
Haiku # 23731 December 6, 2002 4:08 am ET
by k of San Francisco's Tenderloin
maestro, poor student
can't afford essence without
good performance first
Haiku # 23730 December 6, 2002 2:08 am ET
by Jane of Princeton of Boston

Vesuvio's is
a great place to grab a drink
or two or seven
Haiku # 23729 December 5, 2002 9:35 pm ET
by k
you near sydney, ash?
it's like the old testament
all that burning bush
Haiku # 23728 December 5, 2002 6:35 pm ET
by scotch of (bring on the double entendres)
janis, i live in
Chinatown, but up on the
hill, with a bay view
Haiku # 23727 December 5, 2002 5:53 pm ET
by k of really, i don't bite in real life...and I drink LOTS of beer..just ask scotch
strom must be confused
the clock's been rolled back so far
"we lynch arabs now?"
Haiku # 23726 December 5, 2002 5:49 pm ET
by scotch of wondering how many are being secretly "detained" and/or executed at this moment
strom holds the record:
the longest fillibuster
(against civil rights)
Haiku # 23725 December 5, 2002 5:41 pm ET
by scotch
a wise man once said
that only the good die young
happy birthday strom!
Haiku # 23724 December 5, 2002 5:31 pm ET
by scotch of strom thurmond's 100th birthday party
sorry we missed you
you could have joined us for flix
(four on one ticket)
Haiku # 23723 December 5, 2002 5:29 pm ET
by scotch to janis
Secret Santa, picked
myself, hope something I like,
and leads to romance
Haiku # 23722 December 5, 2002 5:09 pm ET
by onjaysun (winkwinknudgenudge)
To k regarding this

Stayed near chinatown
The buildings were beautiful
Drank oh so much beer
Haiku # 23721 December 5, 2002 4:23 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
sensory assault
beneath which filters buckle
peyote cupcake?
Haiku # 23720 December 5, 2002 2:30 pm ET
by maestro