holiday goers
final baths become phony
you need true sponge bath

yeowch! k, truly bad
in provencial New England
Mary in "bathtub"

Rebus under caps,
friends can't remember and 2
think, eye due knot drink

SF Bay doth rock
Tenderloin most savory
Dig Berkeley as well

wax mold of jesus
in a field of flowers that
says "Merry Christmas"

religious icons?
like Santa Claus and Rudolph?
or the trinity?

employee craft fair....
i really hate these quaint
religious icons

probably best there
isn't a way for haikuers
to upload pics then

early winter cold
white upon white the snowdrifts
of many tissues

k, k, k ... oh, why?
J-Peg and Gif images
Are most annoying

Peter O Peter
How I have missed you darling!
There's no one like you!

slurried wooden lot
snowed in for too many days
brains begin to rot

although the best place
for a pint would be in the
Edinburgh Castle

maestro, poor student
can't afford essence without
good performance first

Vesuvio's is
a great place to grab a drink
or two or seven

you near sydney, ash?
it's like the old testament
all that burning bush

janis, i live in
Chinatown, but up on the
hill, with a bay view

strom must be confused
the clock's been rolled back so far
"we lynch arabs now?"

strom holds the record:
the longest fillibuster
(against civil rights)

a wise man once said
that only the good die young
happy birthday strom!

sorry we missed you
you could have joined us for flix
(four on one ticket)

Secret Santa, picked
myself, hope something I like,
and leads to romance

To k regarding this

Stayed near chinatown
The buildings were beautiful
Drank oh so much beer

sensory assault
beneath which filters buckle
peyote cupcake?

Paean to bum pants
Comfy, stinky, and snuggly
What will I wear now?

ye of hinterland
prolix equals not sublime
condense your notions

dear Jane of Princeton
performance now measures naught
embrace your essence

synapses reeling
neural exchange aflutter
ash, thou have returned

just got back to town
city smells like a fireplace
not the only ash

New system, good choice -
But does that mean sacrifying
creativity ?

Why should all concepts,
as powerful as they are,
be put in a box ?

Fantasy, change,
creation, innovation ?
Did I change that much?

When I went to touch the sea the tip of my toes, it feels the same as when I was touching some hoes on the street. When i walked through the sands it feel like my fungus went away. As I walked and felt the breeze caused by mother nature I feel like farting, BROOOOOT, smell the natrualnist and cleanliness, to share my feeling with her. As the wave wash in, I wanted to share some water of my own, so I let myself go, PISSS! Dam, iwant to come again!

I felt the sea on my butt. When I fart thougth the night. AsI smell roses .

I slept througth the deep night . As I swayed my head like the sea.

ears clogged throat real sore
seems cold has finally come
both inside and out

Finals loom closer
Sigh and sigh again I go
Return to my books

Yaaawwwwnnnn!
and lips the worse sucker of all

Mr. Blue Sky plays
Bob "same shit, different days"
smiles at car not there

actually it's
about web haiku; just thought
i would clear that up

Bum pants, bum pants, oh!
Stains of all varieties
How I miss you so!

this site soon explode,
on sunday it will happen:
AP story planned

on web poetry.
more visits, then server lag,
as the sheep flock here.

she's married five months,
it has been ten years for me,
yet still she teases

she replied again --
asked if i got her reply
and now i'm confused

she replied ... sort of
only quoted my email;
is that meaningful?

you know..hinterland
you ask good questions, yet you
ask them in wrong place

who the hell told me
that i had any business
writing these haikus

farming on the face,
hoping for a good harvest --
squeezing my pimples

when i was little
my turds were small hard pebbles
that hurt to squeeze out

now that i'm older
my poop has turned squishier
and harder to wipe

The farts of others
always stink; secretly though
we enjoy our own