Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #23695
when i was little
my turds were small hard pebbles
that hurt to squeeze out

now that i'm older
my poop has turned squishier
and harder to wipe
Haiku #23695
Posted: December 3, 2002 11:20 pm ET
Poet & location: Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands