"buffalo soldier"
and the banana splits song...
rasta la la la la

i just don't get the
bananna split reference for
bob marley...oh well

CANADA PART 2
It is very rainy
I am still dry in my house
Im not in an Igloo!

CANADA PART 1.
Im in Canada!
I am not in an Igloo!
It is not snowing

So am i "Willett"?
Or am i "Of Canada"?
Im really bad at this!

Is This Bad Haiku?
Is This About You Or You?
This Is Bad Haiku

entire families
of white-bred wonders with no
redeeming factors

unbelievable
how bland people become out
in suburbia...

sometimes pressure builds
ending procrastination
now the tension mounts

let the monsters out
they love wanton destruction
and yearn for toys

I'm all "whatever"
and then she's all "whatever"
I'm like so pissed off

what i want to know:
was, or was not, bob marley
the fifth banana split?

Tort Gal cuts the cheese
And acts all nice and saucy
She can't do much else.

brilliant yellow
swirling light
arghh-my ear hurts

what a day this is
last minute crunch has come back
mildy daunting

having another
Fleegle, Bingo, Drooper and
Snork kind of a day

snack time is smack down
Celery Boy stalks his prey
Tortellini Girl

Ravioli Man
calls Celery Boy for help
his trusty sidekick

Tortellini Gal
Cuts the cheese on Ravioli
Now Rav is meatless

we have no weapons
you see, look here, no weapons
don't look under that

Ravioli Man
crushes Tortellini Girl
with a saucy smack

janis? no, not her!
can janis stand before our
Ravioli Man?

got a new address
i bet if you mail janis
she could pass it on

Roman rich man said
I have got 3 libraries
One Greek, one Latin

One two three foure foure
oh no i have counted more
than there are in it

wow...ain't that something?
it was maestro's haiku 'bout
the bay area

two weeks past, i tried
to email ash, old times sake
it came back to me

i think i bore all
with my whining about school
but i cannot stop

not a bad write-up...
was it just cooincidence
it was signed ap?

i have such good taste
the consumate chocophile
lindt in my navel

i like fried breakfast spam
i like to fry in a pan
mm that good old spam

This is not haiku
It is more like bad writing
I have no last line

Du Du Du Du Du
Du Nu Du Nu Du Nu
La Tee De tee Da

Remember when you
Laughed at his ten cent hairdue?
He remmbers too

finally it rained
and rains and rains and rains and
sydney is like that

dyspeptic haiku
those chyme and motion studies
don't pass easily

immortality
uncertain as heisenberg
appears transient


congratulations
many electrons of fame
preserved on the net

Hey guys look at this this
The Associated Press
Wrote about our site.

A Robot Monkey
Laugh at the funny monkey
Laser beams blast us

hotdog makes her lose
control, loves the minuet
Bi-polar Duet ?

Food spewing forth
Like a colorful fountain
Pup enjoys feast twice

Puppy ears back
Whines in apt supplication
for goddess forgiveness

Lob, chokes his favorite
Goddess honors him first
Pup repays in yak

Lightweight Pup readily yacks
At the mention of spirits
Regardless of diet

Battlepuppy yacks
When 'chokes and wine are involved,
Carbos and protein.

Lobster and artichokes
Slather with spirits
Canine hurls protein yak

Yaksunami and Artsy
Means puke and good taste
Can be together at last.

Ravioli Man
Cheesey Tortellini Gal
Greatest of Rivals

it is the return
Ravioli Man, hero
meaty champion

mighty butt straining
no seepage here, sphincterclench
forcing excrement