i think i bore all
with my whining about school
but i cannot stop
by Jane of Princeton of Boston
not a bad write-up...
was it just cooincidence
it was signed ap?
by scotch of makes you think...okay, you can stop now
i have such good taste
the consumate chocophile
lindt in my navel
by ash
i like fried breakfast spam
i like to fry in a pan
mm that good old spam
by willett of canada
This is not haiku
It is more like bad writing
I have no last line
by Willett of Canada
Du Du Du Du Du
Du Nu Du Nu Du Nu
La Tee De tee Da
by Willett of Canada
Remember when you
Laughed at his ten cent hairdue?
He remmbers too
by Willett of Canada
finally it rained
and rains and rains and rains and
sydney is like that
by ash
dyspeptic haiku
those chyme and motion studies
don't pass easily
by ash
immortality
uncertain as heisenberg
appears transient
congratulations
many electrons of fame
preserved on the net
by ash
Hey guys look at this
this
The Associated Press
Wrote about our site.
by Janis of Toronto
A Robot Monkey
Laugh at the funny monkey
Laser beams blast us
by Deep Blue of Saint Louis
hotdog makes her lose
control, loves the minuet
Bi-polar Duet ?
by onjaysun (Patty is Cathy)
Food spewing forth
Like a colorful fountain
Pup enjoys feast twice
by Battlepuppy of MI
Puppy ears back
Whines in apt supplication
for goddess forgiveness
by Battlepuppy of MI
Lob, chokes his favorite
Goddess honors him first
Pup repays in yak
by Goddess of all that is BattlePuppy of MI
Lightweight Pup readily yacks
At the mention of spirits
Regardless of diet
by Battlepuppy of MI
Battlepuppy yacks
When 'chokes and wine are involved,
Carbos and protein.
by Battlepuppy of MI
Lobster and artichokes
Slather with spirits
Canine hurls protein yak
by Goddess of all that is Battle Puppy of MI
Yaksunami and Artsy
Means puke and good taste
Can be together at last.
by Battlepuppy of MI
Ravioli Man
Cheesey Tortellini Gal
Greatest of Rivals
by Battlepuppy of MI
it is the return
Ravioli Man, hero
meaty champion
by Drophammer of Akkadia
mighty butt straining
no seepage here, sphincterclench
forcing excrement
by Drophammer of Akkadia
thankfully she smiles
down on the puppy of battles
this goddess of love
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Girlfriend of happy willow
waits with bated breath
Immortalize her
by Goddess of all that is BattlePuppy of Climax, MI
Remove the butt plug
Poopy granola badness
seeps forth, then torrent
by Battlepuppy of MI
Flexible willow
Has girlfriend, is happy
Stiff oak still alone
by Battlepuppy of MI
Hammer clenches cheeks
Empties bowels painfully
By loud vomiting
as he vomits
by vomiting.
by Battlepuppy of MI
oh, this is my bad
i did not see it was "bad"
i saw "butt" haiku
by Drophammer of Akkadia
o, what is the sound
of one hairy white cheek clenching
my ass is on fire
by Drophammer of Akkadia
a prophecy here
maestro shall not defeat
the battle puppy
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Puppy is so bad
He will fart in your corn flakes
Make them Cocoa Puffs.
by Battlepuppy
Puppy waits for maestro
to bring any kind of class
to badhaiku
by Battlepuppy
Fear me, the Battle Puppy
Boundless is my naked wrath
All shards, plaster, shit
by Battlepuppy
Poorly trained, this pup
Battlepuppy very bad
Pees on fresh cornflakes
by Battlepuppy
immense voltage drop
across conductive organs
required to shock me
by maestro
the hammer shall drop
upon canine cranium
"Down, Battlepuppy!"
by maestro
I'm feeling stupid
get me some coffee, damnit
or perhaps cornflakes
by Drophammer of Akkadia
stupid people say
here, make me copies of this
and get me coffee
stupid people pee
in your cornflakes or oatmeal
they sure are bastards
by Drophammer of Akkadia
initial dram: noon
courting imbecility
awash in spirits
by maestro
i'm just about there
people are pissing me off
stupid people suck!
by tiger of vegas
words that make you cringe
like "quivering" or "polyps"
as pop tart flavors
by Drophammer of Akkadia
will you stand before
the fury of his armies?
his naked buttocks?
by Drophammer of Akkadia
thus descends the god
battle puppy in bad verse
with a gay uncle
by Drophammer of steely stuff
Point at everyone else
For THEY are the true problems
Naw, couldn't be you.
by Battlepuppy
Poor me, says bachelor
No one is good enough
But wait... he's an ass.
by Battlepuppy
Fat, androgynous
Balding, glasses on smug nose
Wit, yes, but looks... no.
by Battlepuppy
Girls run screaming
After a single one-nighter
Musta been with Ed
by Battlepuppy
Sits on a man-pole
Has to get it from somewhere
Girls always run
by Battlepuppy
I go way too far?
I have much farther to go
Ain't seen nothin yet.
by Battlepuppy
