My ass cheeks spread wide
plaster pours forth, shards aplenty
shit plaster shards... ow.

Previous haiku
not meant to make fun of 9-11
My uncle is gay.

Fields aplenty, patches
People looking like small ants
From a crashing plane

Tribute to heroes
Standing tall amidst masses
My steely man-pole

frothy excrement
speedy jet of greenish goo
pants are smoldering

Two more languages
could maybe sometime be tried -
but only one I'll dare

Until now used four,
Some are easy some are not
All are really fun

Spanish Portuguese
Can be really special fun
but need time to think

Other languages
can be called appropriate too -
Will try that one day

French too many syl's
Italian nobody knows
English more popular

De quelle humeur t'es?
Ne les laisse pas decider
pour toute la journee

Don't let them decide
that happy is not your mood
when you start your day

When you start your day
is it radio or the news
who decide your mood

Let's say happiness
should be the one driving force
behind all one's moods

Is "fun" the right word -
Or "happiness" maybe is
a much better choice

Haiku is just fun -
Holiness is everywhere
and can be fun too

PT number 6
Raising popularity -
But is this what counts?

Raise my eyes towards
the mountains from which help comes -
Help from the Creator

Did not deserve it
Though I was saved anyway -
Magnanimity

Last haiku should say
Eventu'ly gave way to
5 Syllables, Oops

Festapalooza
Eventually Gave Way To
Twelve Beers of Christmas

GREEN BAY PACKERS RULE
practice saying GREEN BAY PACK-
ERS SUPER BOWL CHAMPS

so disappointing
H B O's Sopranos sucked
fuhgeddaboudit

my nose is pouring
provoked by plumes of bushfires
wish it was raining

onjaysun, picked boss
in secret santa lotto!
any good, mean thoughts?

now that it's over
was your holiday good, r?
by the way, m/f?

hey r of pt
really multilingual?
or faked with website?

(babelfish or any translator site)

your time tends to shine
forgetting your bandages
somewhere in your mind

no more studying
if i were to see more books
my head would explode

no more studying
if i were to see more books
my head would explode

the squirrels may rest
unmolested by barking
i mourn his passing

a month just passes
Like gas from a fattened teen
Six and thirty now!

the ground is still damp
time to shut off the sprinklers
winter approaching

my perception errs:
it usually occurs when
others misperceive

you like to step on
someones bowels of infamy
exhaling honor

facets are embossed
your time folds on the edge of
some unfiltered dreams

time becomes quite naught
the minute you think about
destroying reason

holiday goers
final baths become phony
you need true sponge bath

yeowch! k, truly bad
in provencial New England
Mary in "bathtub"

Rebus under caps,
friends can't remember and 2
think, eye due knot drink

SF Bay doth rock
Tenderloin most savory
Dig Berkeley as well

wax mold of jesus
in a field of flowers that
says "Merry Christmas"

religious icons?
like Santa Claus and Rudolph?
or the trinity?

employee craft fair....
i really hate these quaint
religious icons

probably best there
isn't a way for haikuers
to upload pics then

early winter cold
white upon white the snowdrifts
of many tissues

k, k, k ... oh, why?
J-Peg and Gif images
Are most annoying

Peter O Peter
How I have missed you darling!
There's no one like you!

slurried wooden lot
snowed in for too many days
brains begin to rot

although the best place
for a pint would be in the
Edinburgh Castle