Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 74 Days and 78046 Haiku later...
One eight five eight one
and one eight five eight zero -
Old challenge is met
Haiku # 23877 December 11, 2002 11:26 am ET
by R. of PT
Inspirational
communicability -
Antagonistic
Haiku # 23876 December 11, 2002 11:24 am ET
by R. of PT
Imaginative
comprehensibility -
Contradictory
Haiku # 23875 December 11, 2002 11:24 am ET
by R. of PT
these songs
for you
u2
Haiku # 23874 December 11, 2002 9:51 am ET
by popcorn of usa
Twenty thousand plus
is a huge accomplishment -
Even small role for R.
Haiku # 23873 December 11, 2002 8:37 am ET
by R. of PT
Sensitivity
or insensitivity?
What is right approach?
Haiku # 23872 December 11, 2002 8:31 am ET
by R. of PT
I will post again
If I do not see it now -
... Oh no, not again!

Haiku # 23871 December 11, 2002 8:29 am ET
by R. of PT
What is going on?
Did the server loose one piece
of precious poetry?
Haiku # 23870 December 11, 2002 8:27 am ET
by R. of PT
What if I started
with just one thing at a time -
And improving then?
Haiku # 23869 December 11, 2002 8:19 am ET
by R. of PT
On the other hand -
Do you really have to be
all of them at once?
Haiku # 23868 December 11, 2002 8:17 am ET
by R. of PT
This is difficult -
being creative, funny,
clear and still oneself
Haiku # 23867 December 11, 2002 8:16 am ET
by R. of PT
apa kabar, R
sakit keraska ia ?
sayang sekali
Haiku # 23866 December 11, 2002 7:42 am ET
by ash
cunning linguist
but if no-one understands
what good's the message ?
Haiku # 23865 December 11, 2002 7:38 am ET
by ash
Hadrachat tochnah -
Bizbuz zman, hizdamnut, o...
shlichut reghilah?
Haiku # 23864 December 11, 2002 7:15 am ET
by R. of PT
my apologies
seems i can't tell scotch from scott
all just gaelic breath
Haiku # 23863 December 11, 2002 6:57 am ET
by ash
similar only
la-la-la, la-la-la-la
not wo-yo-yo.....
Haiku # 23862 December 11, 2002 6:55 am ET
by ash (.... i hear what you're singing, scott)
huh?
Haiku # 23861 December 11, 2002 4:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
"buffalo soldier"
and the banana splits song...
rasta la la la la
Haiku # 23860 December 11, 2002 2:19 am ET
by scotch of (click the link)
i just don't get the
bananna split reference for
bob marley...oh well
Haiku # 23859 December 10, 2002 10:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
CANADA PART 2
It is very rainy
I am still dry in my house
Im not in an Igloo!
Haiku # 23858 December 10, 2002 10:54 pm ET
by Willett of Canada
CANADA PART 1.
Im in Canada!
I am not in an Igloo!
It is not snowing
Haiku # 23857 December 10, 2002 10:53 pm ET
by Willett of Canada
So am i "Willett"?
Or am i "Of Canada"?
Im really bad at this!
Haiku # 23856 December 10, 2002 10:50 pm ET
by Willett of Canada
Is This Bad Haiku?
Is This About You Or You?
This Is Bad Haiku
Haiku # 23855 December 10, 2002 10:48 pm ET
by Willett of canada
entire families
of white-bred wonders with no
redeeming factors
Haiku # 23854 December 10, 2002 10:01 pm ET
by k of South San Jose...why does such a blemish exist?
unbelievable
how bland people become out
in suburbia...
Haiku # 23853 December 10, 2002 9:56 pm ET
by k of working in San Jose....proof there is no god
sometimes pressure builds
ending procrastination
now the tension mounts
Haiku # 23852 December 10, 2002 6:38 pm ET
by jerm of southeast NH
let the monsters out
they love wanton destruction
and yearn for toys
Haiku # 23851 December 10, 2002 4:45 pm ET
by Deep Blue of Saint Louis
I'm all "whatever"
and then she's all "whatever"
I'm like so pissed off
Haiku # 23850 December 10, 2002 4:04 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of CA
what i want to know:
was, or was not, bob marley
the fifth banana split?
Haiku # 23849 December 10, 2002 4:03 pm ET
by scotch
Tort Gal cuts the cheese
And acts all nice and saucy
She can't do much else.
Haiku # 23848 December 10, 2002 1:31 pm ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
brilliant yellow
swirling light
arghh-my ear hurts
Haiku # 23847 December 10, 2002 1:07 pm ET
by popcorn of usa
what a day this is
last minute crunch has come back
mildy daunting
Haiku # 23846 December 10, 2002 12:59 pm ET
by jerm
having another
Fleegle, Bingo, Drooper and
Snork kind of a day
Haiku # 23845 December 10, 2002 12:27 pm ET
by onjaysun
snack time is smack down
Celery Boy stalks his prey
Tortellini Girl
Haiku # 23844 December 10, 2002 12:08 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Ravioli Man
calls Celery Boy for help
his trusty sidekick
Haiku # 23843 December 10, 2002 11:28 am ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Tortellini Gal
Cuts the cheese on Ravioli
Now Rav is meatless
Haiku # 23842 December 10, 2002 10:19 am ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
we have no weapons
you see, look here, no weapons
don't look under that
Haiku # 23841 December 10, 2002 10:16 am ET
by dirty washcloth of CA
Ravioli Man
crushes Tortellini Girl
with a saucy smack
Haiku # 23840 December 10, 2002 10:16 am ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
janis? no, not her!
can janis stand before our
Ravioli Man?
Haiku # 23839 December 10, 2002 10:15 am ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
got a new address
i bet if you mail janis
she could pass it on
Haiku # 23838 December 10, 2002 6:03 am ET
by ash. (... hiya, jane)
Roman rich man said
I have got 3 libraries
One Greek, one Latin
Haiku # 23837 December 10, 2002 2:32 am ET
by R. of PT
One two three foure foure
oh no i have counted more
than there are in it
Haiku # 23836 December 9, 2002 11:43 pm ET
by Sprinkle Sparntz of LSL
wow...ain't that something?
it was maestro's haiku 'bout
the bay area
Haiku # 23835 December 9, 2002 11:28 pm ET
by k of SF doth rock....
two weeks past, i tried
to email ash, old times sake
it came back to me
Haiku # 23834 December 9, 2002 11:18 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton of Boston
i think i bore all
with my whining about school
but i cannot stop
Haiku # 23833 December 9, 2002 11:14 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton of Boston
not a bad write-up...
was it just cooincidence
it was signed ap?
Haiku # 23832 December 9, 2002 10:55 pm ET
by scotch of makes you think...okay, you can stop now
i have such good taste
the consumate chocophile
lindt in my navel
Haiku # 23831 December 9, 2002 10:39 pm ET
by ash
i like fried breakfast spam
i like to fry in a pan
mm that good old spam
Haiku # 23830 December 9, 2002 10:31 pm ET
by willett of canada
This is not haiku
It is more like bad writing
I have no last line
Haiku # 23829 December 9, 2002 10:27 pm ET
by Willett of Canada
Du Du Du Du Du
Du Nu Du Nu Du Nu
La Tee De tee Da
Haiku # 23828 December 9, 2002 10:24 pm ET
by Willett of Canada