Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

"Jesus Loves Me More"
is the sticker appearing
on Scotch's auto.....
Haiku # 23445, November 20, 2002 4:24 pm ET
by k
ha! being *shrink-wrapped*
and packaged is hard enough,
but then no money?
Haiku # 23444, November 20, 2002 4:23 pm ET
by k
you dreamt you were small?
i've no idea what that means
better ask a shrink
Haiku # 23443, November 20, 2002 4:14 pm ET
by scotch to k (cool site)
"do you love that guy?"
i'm pointing to a bumper
jesus rolls his eyes
Haiku # 23442, November 20, 2002 4:00 pm ET
by scotch
unhurt but shaken,
jesus creates a speed trap
to snare subarus
Haiku # 23441, November 20, 2002 3:57 pm ET
by scotch (swears, not swearing, that should have been...)
i dreamt i was small
enough to be shipped fedex
but not enough cash
Haiku # 23440, November 20, 2002 3:38 pm ET
by k_of_bizarre_dreams of Slow Wave will make a cartoon of your dreams even
jesus doesn't use
his goddamned turn signal and
is run off the road
Haiku # 23439, November 20, 2002 3:34 pm ET
by k_against_people_who_drift_from_lane_to_lane_without_signaling
jesus swerves to miss
a drifting cell phone yakker,
swearing softly: "elvis!"
Haiku # 23438, November 20, 2002 3:30 pm ET
by scotch
"hey, this wine is good.
where did you get it again?"
"i made it myself."
Haiku # 23437, November 20, 2002 1:25 pm ET
by scotch, tripping
"shouldn't we get gas?
we've been driving for hours."
jesus smiles, drives on
Haiku # 23436, November 20, 2002 1:23 pm ET
by scotch, on a road trip with jesus
what would jesus drive?
i keep thinking "festiva"
a hitchhiker's dream
Haiku # 23435, November 20, 2002 1:04 pm ET
by scotch
random meat to eat
what is fun?-turduckin-meat
neopolatan
Haiku # 23434, November 20, 2002 12:38 pm ET
by lazy gravy of san francisco
If Google doesn't
count "a's", why should I. Call it
haikuic license.
Haiku # 23433, November 20, 2002 12:36 pm ET
by onjaysun
The day finally came
Dad sat me down for "the talk"
and said, "Jacko's a freak!"
Haiku # 23432, November 20, 2002 12:28 pm ET
by onjaysun
Seen some people count
three syllables in "haiku" -
But it's only two
Haiku # 23431, November 20, 2002 10:52 am ET
by R. of PT
There's snow on the ground
here in Toronto, but it
will all melt today
Haiku # 23430, November 20, 2002 10:41 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
The fresh bloody wounds
Of a war of words lingers
Around this bad place
Haiku # 23429, November 20, 2002 10:36 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Yirushalaim -
Irenu hakedoshah
Per sempre vivra'
Haiku # 23428, November 20, 2002 8:41 am ET
by R. of PT
Avinu Melech -
Im birtzonchah, kabel et
bakashoteinu
Haiku # 23427, November 20, 2002 8:39 am ET
by R. of PT
Avinu Melech -
Titkabalna beratzon
tefilloteinu
Haiku # 23426, November 20, 2002 8:34 am ET
by R. of PT
Scompaia l'empio
Si perda il malvagio -
Sol resti chi Vuoi
Haiku # 23425, November 20, 2002 8:27 am ET
by R of PT
Ode al Cielo -
Ma non potra' bastare
Per dir l'immenso
Haiku # 23424, November 20, 2002 8:13 am ET
by R. of PT
moxie has a cunt?
moxie is a cunt mostly
has mox fucked off yet?
Haiku # 23423, November 20, 2002 8:13 am ET
by mellie
Guerre gratuite,
brutto affare, vero?
Devono finir!
Haiku # 23422, November 20, 2002 8:08 am ET
by R. of PT
Far too many doubts -
Should learn to accept all things
just the way they come
Haiku # 23421, November 20, 2002 8:05 am ET
by R. of PT
Un tout petit somme
au bon moment c'est mon reve
depuis tres longtemps
Haiku # 23420, November 20, 2002 8:01 am ET
by R. of PT
Dormi, e pesci
non piglierai di certo -
Svegliati e fa'
Haiku # 23419, November 20, 2002 7:59 am ET
by R. of PT
some internet chick
seems like moxie with a cunt
moxie has a...... cunt??????
Haiku # 23418, November 19, 2002 9:34 pm ET
by ap
The guy who figured
Haiku war truly will work
Really should be shot
Haiku # 23417, November 19, 2002 9:12 pm ET
by The Haiku Dude of The Great Beyond
The guy who figured
College was a good idea
Really should be shot
Haiku # 23416, November 19, 2002 9:03 pm ET
by The Haiku Dude of The great beyond
somehow people know
when a loser's in the midst
go for jugular
Haiku # 23415, November 19, 2002 7:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Not being a baby
or even childish, but
what's it all about
Haiku # 23414, November 19, 2002 6:17 pm ET
by some internet chick
I just want to know
why you always single me out
and ripe on my stuff
Haiku # 23413, November 19, 2002 6:13 pm ET
by some internet chick
NEWS FLASH for you two
I dont care what you think
not gonna stop writing
Haiku # 23412, November 19, 2002 6:12 pm ET
by some internet chick
i was just curious
about your age, no statement
of hate there is there?
Haiku # 23411, November 19, 2002 6:11 pm ET
by k_get_over_it_chick of Haiku Flames, Inc.
some internet chick
GOD girl what a baby YOU
it isn't just k
Haiku # 23410, November 19, 2002 6:08 pm ET
by we ALL think you're lame!!
SERIOUSLY K,
what is it with you, and me.
just leave me alone
Haiku # 23409, November 19, 2002 5:30 pm ET
by some internet chick
Elvis was the king,
but not king of the Squirrels.
Anyway, he's dead.
Haiku # 23408, November 19, 2002 5:08 pm ET
by Squirrel King
Got them Cordon Blues,
'cause my cheese up and left me.
Cheese done run away.
Haiku # 23407, November 19, 2002 5:07 pm ET
by Squirrel King of Lapdance Forest
Spock isn't sleeping.
It's worse than that
Haiku # 23406, November 19, 2002 5:05 pm ET
by Squirrel King of Lapdance Forest
how about you k?
are you really as ripe a
cunt, as you portray?

teeheeteeheeteehee......
Haiku # 23405, November 19, 2002 4:17 pm ET
by guess who
seriously chick,
is your character real? You
seem weirdly naive.
Haiku # 23404, November 19, 2002 3:26 pm ET
by k
full moon slips through clouds
still shadows suddenly leap
back into darkness
Haiku # 23403, November 19, 2002 1:12 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
seriously, K
why's it on me, that you have
centered your hatred


Haiku # 23402, November 19, 2002 12:22 pm ET
by some internet chick
winter signatures
hieroglyphics etched in snow
black-nibbed chickadees
Haiku # 23401, November 19, 2002 12:00 pm ET
by Boston gal...better
winter's signature
hieroglyphics etched in snow
leaves mixed messages
Haiku # 23400, November 19, 2002 10:08 am ET
by Gwenhyfar
half a year went by
operation tomorrow
bare my sole once more
Haiku # 23399, November 19, 2002 7:48 am ET
by ash
seriously chick
how old are you really? 12?
I'm just curious....
Haiku # 23398, November 19, 2002 4:51 am ET
by k
rain is great and cold
weather means all the fall col-

ors
really come out...
Haiku # 23397, November 19, 2002 4:36 am ET
by k_by_the_fire of To Hell With the Hot Sun
Night; and once again,
the while I wait for you, cold
wind turns into rain.
Haiku # 23396, November 18, 2002 11:23 pm ET
by some internet chick
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