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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 57 Days and 78011 Haiku later...
seriously chick
how old are you really? 12?
I'm just curious....
Haiku # 23398 November 19, 2002 4:51 am ET
by k
rain is great and cold
weather means all the fall col-

ors
really come out...
Haiku # 23397 November 19, 2002 4:36 am ET
by k_by_the_fire of To Hell With the Hot Sun
Night; and once again,
the while I wait for you, cold
wind turns into rain.
Haiku # 23396 November 18, 2002 11:23 pm ET
by some internet chick
We know J-Lo blows.
The issue without debate.
At least she's not Shakira.
Haiku # 23395 November 18, 2002 9:06 pm ET
by Ms. H. of Santa Monica
A "Shep of the tongue",
presidential in nature.
Fox "strategery"?
Haiku # 23394 November 18, 2002 8:58 pm ET
by Ms. H. of Santa Monica
Shakira is lame.
If not for Pepsi-Cola,
wouldn't know her name.
Haiku # 23393 November 18, 2002 8:56 pm ET
by Ms. H. of Santa Monica
I hate it here at
Ralph's, there is no Workman's Comp
for conveyor burns
Haiku # 23392 November 18, 2002 6:12 pm ET
by view from a P.E.L.D.R.
Stolen by a frat
guy, only to spend hours
in a pledge's ass
Haiku # 23391 November 18, 2002 5:59 pm ET
by view from a P.E.L.D.R.
Once again kid
I am not a sword, please stop
smacking your sister
Haiku # 23390 November 18, 2002 5:57 pm ET
by view from a P.E.L.D.R.
Playboy, Whipped Cream and
a fly swatter...I want to
party with that dude.
Haiku # 23389 November 18, 2002 5:54 pm ET
by view from a P.E.L.D.R.
Twelve cans of Friskies
an Enquirer, a six of
Zima and they say
she ain't date-able
View From a Plastic Express
Lane Dividing Rod
Haiku # 23388 November 18, 2002 5:51 pm ET
by P.E.L.D.R. onjaysun
so many bad poems
so many ideas and
most of them are haiku and
some are not but,
some are
Haiku # 23387 November 18, 2002 5:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Runnin' on empty
Surfed and surfed till the sun rose
Why do I do this?
Haiku # 23386 November 18, 2002 10:54 am ET
by titus wong
Sol quando avro'
qualcosa da dir, diro' -
Senza promessa
Haiku # 23385 November 18, 2002 8:02 am ET
by R. of PT
m.d. oh no ah
can you please check the cookies
harder softer yah.
Haiku # 23384 November 18, 2002 5:57 am ET
by cookie
and if not Judas
then the question to ask: "What
would Chicken John do"?
Haiku # 23383 November 18, 2002 4:11 am ET
by k
I'm on the tee-vee:
I'm a weatherman, a god,
a quarterback. wow!
Haiku # 23382 November 18, 2002 3:15 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
what would Jesus do?
maybe, a better question:
what would Judas do?
Haiku # 23381 November 18, 2002 3:14 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
radio aardvark,
a tunnel of gelatin --
turn it up, brother!
Haiku # 23380 November 18, 2002 3:12 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
see me, octopus?
maybe not? maybe never?
three questions, total.
Haiku # 23379 November 18, 2002 3:10 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
jump jump jump jump jump!
I'm a super jumping frog --
bad motor finger!
Haiku # 23378 November 18, 2002 3:07 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
gooseberry Gotham!
a tingle, a sparkle? hmm...
are we still breathing?
Haiku # 23377 November 18, 2002 3:06 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
captain cocoa says:
remember to brush your teeth
with purple frosting.
Haiku # 23376 November 18, 2002 3:04 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
you say good-bye and
I say hello: swim with me!
express yourselves now!
Haiku # 23375 November 18, 2002 3:03 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
template one seven:
download cyber box and then
we drop our goodies.
Haiku # 23374 November 18, 2002 3:01 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
neek neek neek neek neek
siki siki siki soo --
barfo barfo zip!
Haiku # 23373 November 18, 2002 3:00 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
root beer shrimpie kid,
big old cheese doodle milkshake --
another question?
Haiku # 23372 November 18, 2002 2:58 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
big robot mama --
teats of steel drip gasoline,
shoe size 22
Haiku # 23371 November 18, 2002 2:56 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
Am I a wizard?
I am not an envelope,
not a butterfly
Haiku # 23370 November 18, 2002 2:54 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
red dot, green lines, God!
pepper monkey dollar bill,
action figure Pope
Haiku # 23369 November 18, 2002 2:53 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
weasel sheep sheep sheep,
dreams of candied elephants --
toopie toopie foog
Haiku # 23368 November 18, 2002 2:51 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
hemp biscuit mixture
greens w/goat cheese & blue milk -
how about a nap?
Haiku # 23367 November 18, 2002 1:11 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder, CO USA
golden armpit glove --
ghost bird under a green sun,
another muffin
Haiku # 23366 November 18, 2002 1:09 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder, CO USA
cherry lime gummi
swizzle pooch and a bad cat --
walk right through the wall
Haiku # 23365 November 18, 2002 1:07 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder, CO USA
tiki cinnamon --
jewelbox lightning paste,
mighty teeth future
Haiku # 23364 November 18, 2002 1:04 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder, CO USA
ectoplasm one --
won't you lick the glowing orb
before it escapes?
Haiku # 23363 November 18, 2002 12:58 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder, CO USA
me? think I'll just wait
scoop the flick with my black-box
(tho' I'll have to wait)
Haiku # 23362 November 17, 2002 4:16 pm ET
by cheapskates r us
finally off to see
Harry Pothead and his "Cham-
ber of Secretions"
Haiku # 23361 November 17, 2002 4:05 pm ET
by k
As for forbidding,
I am against it but have
no way to do it
Haiku # 23360 November 17, 2002 10:38 am ET
by FA
Sunday morning here:
sleep in until one o'clock
watch football all day
Haiku # 23359 November 17, 2002 10:33 am ET
by and back to bed I go
Sunday morning now
Time for American poets
To wake up and shine
Haiku # 23358 November 17, 2002 3:41 am ET
by R. of PT
Sometimes our words can
mean so different things to
different people
Haiku # 23357 November 17, 2002 3:37 am ET
by R. of PT
Sometimes our words can
mean so different things for
different people
Haiku # 23356 November 17, 2002 3:30 am ET
by R. of PT
amber4ever!
she's so sweet, she'll break your heart
(and feed it to you)
Haiku # 23355 November 16, 2002 11:05 pm ET
by scotch (perpare for a serious abdominal workout)
forty buck ticket
plus transportation, of course
but dreaming is free
Haiku # 23354 November 16, 2002 10:54 pm ET
by scotch
going to hear blondie!
her heart may be made of glass
but it's still ticking
Haiku # 23353 November 16, 2002 10:48 pm ET
by scotch
spread across the pond
cold winter night reflecting
full moon cast so bright
Haiku # 23352 November 16, 2002 8:53 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
b'Doom bop! hey man!
yeah, this Cat, man, is jammin'!
...in an empty room.
Haiku # 23351 November 16, 2002 4:11 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
betty is my hen.
she has two wings and feathers.
i love my chicken.
Haiku # 23350 November 16, 2002 3:25 pm ET
by rodney the rooster of los angeles, ca
sad winter event
sleeping on an old cardboard
a vagabond: dead
Haiku # 23349 November 16, 2002 3:13 pm ET
by ponder that r us
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