Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

see me, octopus?
maybe not? maybe never?
three questions, total.
Haiku # 23379, November 18, 2002 3:10 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
jump jump jump jump jump!
I'm a super jumping frog --
bad motor finger!
Haiku # 23378, November 18, 2002 3:07 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
gooseberry Gotham!
a tingle, a sparkle? hmm...
are we still breathing?
Haiku # 23377, November 18, 2002 3:06 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
captain cocoa says:
remember to brush your teeth
with purple frosting.
Haiku # 23376, November 18, 2002 3:04 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
you say good-bye and
I say hello: swim with me!
express yourselves now!
Haiku # 23375, November 18, 2002 3:03 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
template one seven:
download cyber box and then
we drop our goodies.
Haiku # 23374, November 18, 2002 3:01 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
neek neek neek neek neek
siki siki siki soo --
barfo barfo zip!
Haiku # 23373, November 18, 2002 3:00 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
root beer shrimpie kid,
big old cheese doodle milkshake --
another question?
Haiku # 23372, November 18, 2002 2:58 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
big robot mama --
teats of steel drip gasoline,
shoe size 22
Haiku # 23371, November 18, 2002 2:56 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
Am I a wizard?
I am not an envelope,
not a butterfly
Haiku # 23370, November 18, 2002 2:54 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
red dot, green lines, God!
pepper monkey dollar bill,
action figure Pope
Haiku # 23369, November 18, 2002 2:53 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
weasel sheep sheep sheep,
dreams of candied elephants --
toopie toopie foog
Haiku # 23368, November 18, 2002 2:51 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
hemp biscuit mixture
greens w/goat cheese & blue milk -
how about a nap?
Haiku # 23367, November 18, 2002 1:11 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder, CO USA
golden armpit glove --
ghost bird under a green sun,
another muffin
Haiku # 23366, November 18, 2002 1:09 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder, CO USA
cherry lime gummi
swizzle pooch and a bad cat --
walk right through the wall
Haiku # 23365, November 18, 2002 1:07 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder, CO USA
tiki cinnamon --
jewelbox lightning paste,
mighty teeth future
Haiku # 23364, November 18, 2002 1:04 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder, CO USA
ectoplasm one --
won't you lick the glowing orb
before it escapes?
Haiku # 23363, November 18, 2002 12:58 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder, CO USA
me? think I'll just wait
scoop the flick with my black-box
(tho' I'll have to wait)
Haiku # 23362, November 17, 2002 4:16 pm ET
by cheapskates r us
finally off to see
Harry Pothead and his "Cham-
ber of Secretions"
Haiku # 23361, November 17, 2002 4:05 pm ET
by k
As for forbidding,
I am against it but have
no way to do it
Haiku # 23360, November 17, 2002 10:38 am ET
by FA
Sunday morning here:
sleep in until one o'clock
watch football all day
Haiku # 23359, November 17, 2002 10:33 am ET
by and back to bed I go
Sunday morning now
Time for American poets
To wake up and shine
Haiku # 23358, November 17, 2002 3:41 am ET
by R. of PT
Sometimes our words can
mean so different things to
different people
Haiku # 23357, November 17, 2002 3:37 am ET
by R. of PT
Sometimes our words can
mean so different things for
different people
Haiku # 23356, November 17, 2002 3:30 am ET
by R. of PT
amber4ever!
she's so sweet, she'll break your heart
(and feed it to you)
Haiku # 23355, November 16, 2002 11:05 pm ET
by scotch (perpare for a serious abdominal workout)
forty buck ticket
plus transportation, of course
but dreaming is free
Haiku # 23354, November 16, 2002 10:54 pm ET
by scotch
going to hear blondie!
her heart may be made of glass
but it's still ticking
Haiku # 23353, November 16, 2002 10:48 pm ET
by scotch
spread across the pond
cold winter night reflecting
full moon cast so bright
Haiku # 23352, November 16, 2002 8:53 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
b'Doom bop! hey man!
yeah, this Cat, man, is jammin'!
...in an empty room.
Haiku # 23351, November 16, 2002 4:11 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
betty is my hen.
she has two wings and feathers.
i love my chicken.
Haiku # 23350, November 16, 2002 3:25 pm ET
by rodney the rooster of los angeles, ca
sad winter event
sleeping on an old cardboard
a vagabond: dead
Haiku # 23349, November 16, 2002 3:13 pm ET
by ponder that r us
Early morning sun
shines brightly through my window
and wakes my ass up ;)
Haiku # 23348, November 16, 2002 9:18 am ET
by some internet chick
Get your stinking paws
on me, you damned dirty ape;
more Jungle Foreplay
Haiku # 23347, November 15, 2002 3:47 pm ET
by onjaysun
Froggy floating in
a spaceship pen and Saturn's
rings are tasty flies
Haiku # 23346, November 15, 2002 3:34 pm ET
by onjaysun (beats working)
the weekend is here
soon i will see my true love
with him i'm happy.
Haiku # 23345, November 15, 2002 2:15 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
Not a day goes by
that I do not wonder where
my true love is at
Haiku # 23344, November 15, 2002 1:01 pm ET
by some internet chick
Snow Falling down light
Twirling whirling coming fast
white and soft it comes
Haiku # 23343, November 15, 2002 12:59 pm ET
by some internet chick
jesus christ, i'm drunk
but k is admirable
grandma has a crock
Haiku # 23342, November 14, 2002 8:13 pm ET
by ap
K, thanks for the of-
-fer for the ride in your new
car, but I will pass
Haiku # 23341, November 14, 2002 6:50 pm ET
by some internet chick
in case of fire
do not use elevator
exit by the stairs
Haiku # 23340, November 14, 2002 6:04 pm ET
by ap - an accidental haiku seen today
Stars twinkle, stars shine
Hovering in the dark sky
I wish they were mine
Haiku # 23339, November 14, 2002 5:52 pm ET
by some internet chick
Haikus and Voodoo
Both can heal, both can hurt, both
better with ganja
Haiku # 23338, November 14, 2002 3:37 pm ET
by onjaysun
R.
Haiku # 23337, November 14, 2002 10:53 am ET
by R. of PT
They asked the wise man
How can you do all that work
Haiku # 23336, November 14, 2002 10:51 am ET
by R. of PT
mysterious poet
fun it's been but I must go
have a school to run
Haiku # 23335, November 14, 2002 10:47 am ET
by little dancers everywhere...et al
wise woman replies
couldn't agree with you more
play hard and live well
Haiku # 23334, November 14, 2002 10:46 am ET
by Subject: Life 101
Everything
Haiku # 23333, November 14, 2002 10:44 am ET
by R. of PT
The wise man explains
the one who sleeps wastes his time -
I must study more
Haiku # 23332, November 14, 2002 10:43 am ET
by R. of PT
Dice il saggio
chi dorme nulla stringe -
Devo studiare
Haiku # 23331, November 14, 2002 10:42 am ET
by R. of PT
all for the good it
is enough to think well and
all will be well, hhmmmm?
Haiku # 23330, November 14, 2002 10:41 am ET
by you did miss a syllable
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