Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

so many bad poems
so many ideas and
most of them are haiku and
some are not but,
some are
Haiku # 23387, November 18, 2002 5:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Runnin' on empty
Surfed and surfed till the sun rose
Why do I do this?
Haiku # 23386, November 18, 2002 10:54 am ET
by titus wong
Sol quando avro'
qualcosa da dir, diro' -
Senza promessa
Haiku # 23385, November 18, 2002 8:02 am ET
by R. of PT
m.d. oh no ah
can you please check the cookies
harder softer yah.
Haiku # 23384, November 18, 2002 5:57 am ET
by cookie
and if not Judas
then the question to ask: "What
would Chicken John do"?
Haiku # 23383, November 18, 2002 4:11 am ET
by k
I'm on the tee-vee:
I'm a weatherman, a god,
a quarterback. wow!
Haiku # 23382, November 18, 2002 3:15 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
what would Jesus do?
maybe, a better question:
what would Judas do?
Haiku # 23381, November 18, 2002 3:14 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
radio aardvark,
a tunnel of gelatin --
turn it up, brother!
Haiku # 23380, November 18, 2002 3:12 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
see me, octopus?
maybe not? maybe never?
three questions, total.
Haiku # 23379, November 18, 2002 3:10 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
jump jump jump jump jump!
I'm a super jumping frog --
bad motor finger!
Haiku # 23378, November 18, 2002 3:07 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
gooseberry Gotham!
a tingle, a sparkle? hmm...
are we still breathing?
Haiku # 23377, November 18, 2002 3:06 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
captain cocoa says:
remember to brush your teeth
with purple frosting.
Haiku # 23376, November 18, 2002 3:04 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
you say good-bye and
I say hello: swim with me!
express yourselves now!
Haiku # 23375, November 18, 2002 3:03 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
template one seven:
download cyber box and then
we drop our goodies.
Haiku # 23374, November 18, 2002 3:01 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
neek neek neek neek neek
siki siki siki soo --
barfo barfo zip!
Haiku # 23373, November 18, 2002 3:00 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
root beer shrimpie kid,
big old cheese doodle milkshake --
another question?
Haiku # 23372, November 18, 2002 2:58 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
big robot mama --
teats of steel drip gasoline,
shoe size 22
Haiku # 23371, November 18, 2002 2:56 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
Am I a wizard?
I am not an envelope,
not a butterfly
Haiku # 23370, November 18, 2002 2:54 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
red dot, green lines, God!
pepper monkey dollar bill,
action figure Pope
Haiku # 23369, November 18, 2002 2:53 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
weasel sheep sheep sheep,
dreams of candied elephants --
toopie toopie foog
Haiku # 23368, November 18, 2002 2:51 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
hemp biscuit mixture
greens w/goat cheese & blue milk -
how about a nap?
Haiku # 23367, November 18, 2002 1:11 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder, CO USA
golden armpit glove --
ghost bird under a green sun,
another muffin
Haiku # 23366, November 18, 2002 1:09 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder, CO USA
cherry lime gummi
swizzle pooch and a bad cat --
walk right through the wall
Haiku # 23365, November 18, 2002 1:07 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder, CO USA
tiki cinnamon --
jewelbox lightning paste,
mighty teeth future
Haiku # 23364, November 18, 2002 1:04 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder, CO USA
ectoplasm one --
won't you lick the glowing orb
before it escapes?
Haiku # 23363, November 18, 2002 12:58 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder, CO USA
me? think I'll just wait
scoop the flick with my black-box
(tho' I'll have to wait)
Haiku # 23362, November 17, 2002 4:16 pm ET
by cheapskates r us
finally off to see
Harry Pothead and his "Cham-
ber of Secretions"
Haiku # 23361, November 17, 2002 4:05 pm ET
by k
As for forbidding,
I am against it but have
no way to do it
Haiku # 23360, November 17, 2002 10:38 am ET
by FA
Sunday morning here:
sleep in until one o'clock
watch football all day
Haiku # 23359, November 17, 2002 10:33 am ET
by and back to bed I go
Sunday morning now
Time for American poets
To wake up and shine
Haiku # 23358, November 17, 2002 3:41 am ET
by R. of PT
Sometimes our words can
mean so different things to
different people
Haiku # 23357, November 17, 2002 3:37 am ET
by R. of PT
Sometimes our words can
mean so different things for
different people
Haiku # 23356, November 17, 2002 3:30 am ET
by R. of PT
amber4ever!
she's so sweet, she'll break your heart
(and feed it to you)
Haiku # 23355, November 16, 2002 11:05 pm ET
by scotch (perpare for a serious abdominal workout)
forty buck ticket
plus transportation, of course
but dreaming is free
Haiku # 23354, November 16, 2002 10:54 pm ET
by scotch
going to hear blondie!
her heart may be made of glass
but it's still ticking
Haiku # 23353, November 16, 2002 10:48 pm ET
by scotch
spread across the pond
cold winter night reflecting
full moon cast so bright
Haiku # 23352, November 16, 2002 8:53 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
b'Doom bop! hey man!
yeah, this Cat, man, is jammin'!
...in an empty room.
Haiku # 23351, November 16, 2002 4:11 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
betty is my hen.
she has two wings and feathers.
i love my chicken.
Haiku # 23350, November 16, 2002 3:25 pm ET
by rodney the rooster of los angeles, ca
sad winter event
sleeping on an old cardboard
a vagabond: dead
Haiku # 23349, November 16, 2002 3:13 pm ET
by ponder that r us
Early morning sun
shines brightly through my window
and wakes my ass up ;)
Haiku # 23348, November 16, 2002 9:18 am ET
by some internet chick
Get your stinking paws
on me, you damned dirty ape;
more Jungle Foreplay
Haiku # 23347, November 15, 2002 3:47 pm ET
by onjaysun
Froggy floating in
a spaceship pen and Saturn's
rings are tasty flies
Haiku # 23346, November 15, 2002 3:34 pm ET
by onjaysun (beats working)
the weekend is here
soon i will see my true love
with him i'm happy.
Haiku # 23345, November 15, 2002 2:15 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
Not a day goes by
that I do not wonder where
my true love is at
Haiku # 23344, November 15, 2002 1:01 pm ET
by some internet chick
Snow Falling down light
Twirling whirling coming fast
white and soft it comes
Haiku # 23343, November 15, 2002 12:59 pm ET
by some internet chick
jesus christ, i'm drunk
but k is admirable
grandma has a crock
Haiku # 23342, November 14, 2002 8:13 pm ET
by ap
K, thanks for the of-
-fer for the ride in your new
car, but I will pass
Haiku # 23341, November 14, 2002 6:50 pm ET
by some internet chick
in case of fire
do not use elevator
exit by the stairs
Haiku # 23340, November 14, 2002 6:04 pm ET
by ap - an accidental haiku seen today
Stars twinkle, stars shine
Hovering in the dark sky
I wish they were mine
Haiku # 23339, November 14, 2002 5:52 pm ET
by some internet chick
Haikus and Voodoo
Both can heal, both can hurt, both
better with ganja
Haiku # 23338, November 14, 2002 3:37 pm ET
by onjaysun
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