The guy who figured
College was a good idea
Really should be shot
by The Haiku Dude of The great beyond
somehow people know
when a loser's in the midst
go for jugular
by Anonymous Poet
Not being a baby
or even childish, but
what's it all about
by some internet chick
I just want to know
why you always single me out
and ripe on my stuff
by some internet chick
NEWS FLASH for you two
I dont care what you think
not gonna stop writing
by some internet chick
i was just curious
about your age, no statement
of hate there is there?
by k_get_over_it_chick of Haiku Flames, Inc.
some internet chick
GOD girl what a baby YOU
it isn't just k
by we ALL think you're lame!!
SERIOUSLY K,
what is it with you, and me.
just leave me alone
by some internet chick
Elvis was the king,
but not king of the Squirrels.
Anyway, he's dead.
by Squirrel King
Got them Cordon Blues,
'cause my cheese up and left me.
Cheese done run away.
by Squirrel King of Lapdance Forest
Spock isn't sleeping.
It's worse than that
by Squirrel King of Lapdance Forest
how about you k?
are you really as ripe a
cunt, as you portray?
teeheeteeheeteehee......
by guess who
seriously chick,
is your character real? You
seem weirdly naive.
by k
full moon slips through clouds
still shadows suddenly leap
back into darkness
by Gwenhyfar
seriously, K
why's it on me, that you have
centered your hatred
by some internet chick
winter signatures
hieroglyphics etched in snow
black-nibbed chickadees
by Boston gal...better
winter's signature
hieroglyphics etched in snow
leaves mixed messages
by Gwenhyfar
half a year went by
operation tomorrow
bare my sole once more
by ash
seriously chick
how old are you really? 12?
I'm just curious....
by k
rain is great and cold
weather means all the
fall col-
ors really come out...
by k_by_the_fire of To Hell With the Hot Sun
Night; and once again,
the while I wait for you, cold
wind turns into rain.
by some internet chick
We know J-Lo blows.
The issue without debate.
At least she's not Shakira.
by Ms. H. of Santa Monica
A "Shep of the tongue",
presidential in nature.
Fox "strategery"?
by Ms. H. of Santa Monica
Shakira is lame.
If not for Pepsi-Cola,
wouldn't know her name.
by Ms. H. of Santa Monica
I hate it here at
Ralph's, there is no Workman's Comp
for conveyor burns
by view from a P.E.L.D.R.
Stolen by a frat
guy, only to spend hours
in a pledge's ass
by view from a P.E.L.D.R.
Once again kid
I am not a sword, please stop
smacking your sister
by view from a P.E.L.D.R.
Playboy, Whipped Cream and
a fly swatter...I want to
party with that dude.
by view from a P.E.L.D.R.
Twelve cans of Friskies
an Enquirer, a six of
Zima and they say
she ain't date-able
View From a Plastic Express
Lane Dividing Rod
by P.E.L.D.R. onjaysun
so many bad poems
so many ideas and
most of them are haiku and
some are not but,
some are
by Anonymous Poet
Runnin' on empty
Surfed and surfed till the sun rose
Why do I do this?
by titus wong
Sol quando avro'
qualcosa da dir, diro' -
Senza promessa
by R. of PT
m.d. oh no ah
can you please check the cookies
harder softer yah.
by cookie
and if not Judas
then the question to ask: "What
would
Chicken John do"?
by k
I'm on the tee-vee:
I'm a weatherman, a god,
a quarterback. wow!
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
what would Jesus do?
maybe, a better question:
what would Judas do?
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
radio aardvark,
a tunnel of gelatin --
turn it up, brother!
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
see me, octopus?
maybe not? maybe never?
three questions, total.
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
jump jump jump jump jump!
I'm a super jumping frog --
bad motor finger!
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
gooseberry Gotham!
a tingle, a sparkle? hmm...
are we still breathing?
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
captain cocoa says:
remember to brush your teeth
with purple frosting.
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
you say good-bye and
I say hello: swim with me!
express yourselves now!
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
template one seven:
download cyber box and then
we drop our goodies.
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
neek neek neek neek neek
siki siki siki soo --
barfo barfo zip!
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
root beer shrimpie kid,
big old cheese doodle milkshake --
another question?
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
big robot mama --
teats of steel drip gasoline,
shoe size 22
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
Am I a wizard?
I am not an envelope,
not a butterfly
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
red dot, green lines, God!
pepper monkey dollar bill,
action figure Pope
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
weasel sheep sheep sheep,
dreams of candied elephants --
toopie toopie foog
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
hemp biscuit mixture
greens w/goat cheese & blue milk -
how about a nap?
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder, CO USA