Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

The guy who figured
College was a good idea
Really should be shot
Haiku # 23416, November 19, 2002 9:03 pm ET
by The Haiku Dude of The great beyond
somehow people know
when a loser's in the midst
go for jugular
Haiku # 23415, November 19, 2002 7:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Not being a baby
or even childish, but
what's it all about
Haiku # 23414, November 19, 2002 6:17 pm ET
by some internet chick
I just want to know
why you always single me out
and ripe on my stuff
Haiku # 23413, November 19, 2002 6:13 pm ET
by some internet chick
NEWS FLASH for you two
I dont care what you think
not gonna stop writing
Haiku # 23412, November 19, 2002 6:12 pm ET
by some internet chick
i was just curious
about your age, no statement
of hate there is there?
Haiku # 23411, November 19, 2002 6:11 pm ET
by k_get_over_it_chick of Haiku Flames, Inc.
some internet chick
GOD girl what a baby YOU
it isn't just k
Haiku # 23410, November 19, 2002 6:08 pm ET
by we ALL think you're lame!!
SERIOUSLY K,
what is it with you, and me.
just leave me alone
Haiku # 23409, November 19, 2002 5:30 pm ET
by some internet chick
Elvis was the king,
but not king of the Squirrels.
Anyway, he's dead.
Haiku # 23408, November 19, 2002 5:08 pm ET
by Squirrel King
Got them Cordon Blues,
'cause my cheese up and left me.
Cheese done run away.
Haiku # 23407, November 19, 2002 5:07 pm ET
by Squirrel King of Lapdance Forest
Spock isn't sleeping.
It's worse than that
Haiku # 23406, November 19, 2002 5:05 pm ET
by Squirrel King of Lapdance Forest
how about you k?
are you really as ripe a
cunt, as you portray?

teeheeteeheeteehee......
Haiku # 23405, November 19, 2002 4:17 pm ET
by guess who
seriously chick,
is your character real? You
seem weirdly naive.
Haiku # 23404, November 19, 2002 3:26 pm ET
by k
full moon slips through clouds
still shadows suddenly leap
back into darkness
Haiku # 23403, November 19, 2002 1:12 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
seriously, K
why's it on me, that you have
centered your hatred


Haiku # 23402, November 19, 2002 12:22 pm ET
by some internet chick
winter signatures
hieroglyphics etched in snow
black-nibbed chickadees
Haiku # 23401, November 19, 2002 12:00 pm ET
by Boston gal...better
winter's signature
hieroglyphics etched in snow
leaves mixed messages
Haiku # 23400, November 19, 2002 10:08 am ET
by Gwenhyfar
half a year went by
operation tomorrow
bare my sole once more
Haiku # 23399, November 19, 2002 7:48 am ET
by ash
seriously chick
how old are you really? 12?
I'm just curious....
Haiku # 23398, November 19, 2002 4:51 am ET
by k
rain is great and cold
weather means all the fall col-

ors
really come out...
Haiku # 23397, November 19, 2002 4:36 am ET
by k_by_the_fire of To Hell With the Hot Sun
Night; and once again,
the while I wait for you, cold
wind turns into rain.
Haiku # 23396, November 18, 2002 11:23 pm ET
by some internet chick
We know J-Lo blows.
The issue without debate.
At least she's not Shakira.
Haiku # 23395, November 18, 2002 9:06 pm ET
by Ms. H. of Santa Monica
A "Shep of the tongue",
presidential in nature.
Fox "strategery"?
Haiku # 23394, November 18, 2002 8:58 pm ET
by Ms. H. of Santa Monica
Shakira is lame.
If not for Pepsi-Cola,
wouldn't know her name.
Haiku # 23393, November 18, 2002 8:56 pm ET
by Ms. H. of Santa Monica
I hate it here at
Ralph's, there is no Workman's Comp
for conveyor burns
Haiku # 23392, November 18, 2002 6:12 pm ET
by view from a P.E.L.D.R.
Stolen by a frat
guy, only to spend hours
in a pledge's ass
Haiku # 23391, November 18, 2002 5:59 pm ET
by view from a P.E.L.D.R.
Once again kid
I am not a sword, please stop
smacking your sister
Haiku # 23390, November 18, 2002 5:57 pm ET
by view from a P.E.L.D.R.
Playboy, Whipped Cream and
a fly swatter...I want to
party with that dude.
Haiku # 23389, November 18, 2002 5:54 pm ET
by view from a P.E.L.D.R.
Twelve cans of Friskies
an Enquirer, a six of
Zima and they say
she ain't date-able
View From a Plastic Express
Lane Dividing Rod
Haiku # 23388, November 18, 2002 5:51 pm ET
by P.E.L.D.R. onjaysun
so many bad poems
so many ideas and
most of them are haiku and
some are not but,
some are
Haiku # 23387, November 18, 2002 5:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Runnin' on empty
Surfed and surfed till the sun rose
Why do I do this?
Haiku # 23386, November 18, 2002 10:54 am ET
by titus wong
Sol quando avro'
qualcosa da dir, diro' -
Senza promessa
Haiku # 23385, November 18, 2002 8:02 am ET
by R. of PT
m.d. oh no ah
can you please check the cookies
harder softer yah.
Haiku # 23384, November 18, 2002 5:57 am ET
by cookie
and if not Judas
then the question to ask: "What
would Chicken John do"?
Haiku # 23383, November 18, 2002 4:11 am ET
by k
I'm on the tee-vee:
I'm a weatherman, a god,
a quarterback. wow!
Haiku # 23382, November 18, 2002 3:15 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
what would Jesus do?
maybe, a better question:
what would Judas do?
Haiku # 23381, November 18, 2002 3:14 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
radio aardvark,
a tunnel of gelatin --
turn it up, brother!
Haiku # 23380, November 18, 2002 3:12 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
see me, octopus?
maybe not? maybe never?
three questions, total.
Haiku # 23379, November 18, 2002 3:10 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
jump jump jump jump jump!
I'm a super jumping frog --
bad motor finger!
Haiku # 23378, November 18, 2002 3:07 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
gooseberry Gotham!
a tingle, a sparkle? hmm...
are we still breathing?
Haiku # 23377, November 18, 2002 3:06 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
captain cocoa says:
remember to brush your teeth
with purple frosting.
Haiku # 23376, November 18, 2002 3:04 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
you say good-bye and
I say hello: swim with me!
express yourselves now!
Haiku # 23375, November 18, 2002 3:03 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
template one seven:
download cyber box and then
we drop our goodies.
Haiku # 23374, November 18, 2002 3:01 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
neek neek neek neek neek
siki siki siki soo --
barfo barfo zip!
Haiku # 23373, November 18, 2002 3:00 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
root beer shrimpie kid,
big old cheese doodle milkshake --
another question?
Haiku # 23372, November 18, 2002 2:58 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
big robot mama --
teats of steel drip gasoline,
shoe size 22
Haiku # 23371, November 18, 2002 2:56 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
Am I a wizard?
I am not an envelope,
not a butterfly
Haiku # 23370, November 18, 2002 2:54 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
red dot, green lines, God!
pepper monkey dollar bill,
action figure Pope
Haiku # 23369, November 18, 2002 2:53 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
weasel sheep sheep sheep,
dreams of candied elephants --
toopie toopie foog
Haiku # 23368, November 18, 2002 2:51 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
hemp biscuit mixture
greens w/goat cheese & blue milk -
how about a nap?
Haiku # 23367, November 18, 2002 1:11 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder, CO USA
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