Bad Haiku

Got them Cordon Blues,
'cause my cheese up and left me.
Cheese done run away.

Haiku # 23407, November 19, 2002 5:07 pm ET

by Squirrel King of Lapdance Forest

Spock isn't sleeping.
It's worse than that

Haiku # 23406, November 19, 2002 5:05 pm ET

by Squirrel King of Lapdance Forest

how about you k?
are you really as ripe a
cunt, as you portray?

teeheeteeheeteehee......

Haiku # 23405, November 19, 2002 4:17 pm ET

by guess who

seriously chick,
is your character real? You
seem weirdly naive.

Haiku # 23404, November 19, 2002 3:26 pm ET

by k

full moon slips through clouds
still shadows suddenly leap
back into darkness

Haiku # 23403, November 19, 2002 1:12 pm ET

by Gwenhyfar

seriously, K
why's it on me, that you have
centered your hatred

Haiku # 23402, November 19, 2002 12:22 pm ET

by some internet chick

winter signatures
hieroglyphics etched in snow
black-nibbed chickadees

Haiku # 23401, November 19, 2002 12:00 pm ET

by Boston gal...better

winter's signature
hieroglyphics etched in snow
leaves mixed messages

Haiku # 23400, November 19, 2002 10:08 am ET

by Gwenhyfar

half a year went by
operation tomorrow
bare my sole once more

Haiku # 23399, November 19, 2002 7:48 am ET

by ash

seriously chick
how old are you really? 12?
I'm just curious....

Haiku # 23398, November 19, 2002 4:51 am ET

by k

rain is great and cold
weather means all the fall col-

ors really come out...

Haiku # 23397, November 19, 2002 4:36 am ET

by k_by_the_fire of To Hell With the Hot Sun

Night; and once again,
the while I wait for you, cold
wind turns into rain.

Haiku # 23396, November 18, 2002 11:23 pm ET

by some internet chick

We know J-Lo blows.
The issue without debate.
At least she's not Shakira.

Haiku # 23395, November 18, 2002 9:06 pm ET

by Ms. H. of Santa Monica

A "Shep of the tongue",
presidential in nature.
Fox "strategery"?

Haiku # 23394, November 18, 2002 8:58 pm ET

by Ms. H. of Santa Monica

Shakira is lame.
If not for Pepsi-Cola,
wouldn't know her name.

Haiku # 23393, November 18, 2002 8:56 pm ET

by Ms. H. of Santa Monica

I hate it here at
Ralph's, there is no Workman's Comp
for conveyor burns

Haiku # 23392, November 18, 2002 6:12 pm ET

by view from a P.E.L.D.R.

Stolen by a frat
guy, only to spend hours
in a pledge's ass

Haiku # 23391, November 18, 2002 5:59 pm ET

by view from a P.E.L.D.R.

Once again kid
I am not a sword, please stop
smacking your sister

Haiku # 23390, November 18, 2002 5:57 pm ET

by view from a P.E.L.D.R.

Playboy, Whipped Cream and
a fly swatter...I want to
party with that dude.

Haiku # 23389, November 18, 2002 5:54 pm ET

by view from a P.E.L.D.R.

Twelve cans of Friskies
an Enquirer, a six of
Zima and they say
she ain't date-able
View From a Plastic Express
Lane Dividing Rod

Haiku # 23388, November 18, 2002 5:51 pm ET

by P.E.L.D.R. onjaysun

so many bad poems
so many ideas and
most of them are haiku and
some are not but,
some are

Haiku # 23387, November 18, 2002 5:24 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Runnin' on empty
Surfed and surfed till the sun rose
Why do I do this?

Haiku # 23386, November 18, 2002 10:54 am ET

by titus wong

Sol quando avro'
qualcosa da dir, diro' -
Senza promessa

Haiku # 23385, November 18, 2002 8:02 am ET

by R. of PT

m.d. oh no ah
can you please check the cookies
harder softer yah.

Haiku # 23384, November 18, 2002 5:57 am ET

by cookie

and if not Judas
then the question to ask: "What
would Chicken John do"?

Haiku # 23383, November 18, 2002 4:11 am ET

by k

I'm on the tee-vee:
I'm a weatherman, a god,
a quarterback. wow!

Haiku # 23382, November 18, 2002 3:15 am ET