Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

There's snow on the ground
here in Toronto, but it
will all melt today
Haiku # 23430, November 20, 2002 10:41 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
The fresh bloody wounds
Of a war of words lingers
Around this bad place
Haiku # 23429, November 20, 2002 10:36 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Yirushalaim -
Irenu hakedoshah
Per sempre vivra'
Haiku # 23428, November 20, 2002 8:41 am ET
by R. of PT
Avinu Melech -
Im birtzonchah, kabel et
bakashoteinu
Haiku # 23427, November 20, 2002 8:39 am ET
by R. of PT
Avinu Melech -
Titkabalna beratzon
tefilloteinu
Haiku # 23426, November 20, 2002 8:34 am ET
by R. of PT
Scompaia l'empio
Si perda il malvagio -
Sol resti chi Vuoi
Haiku # 23425, November 20, 2002 8:27 am ET
by R of PT
Ode al Cielo -
Ma non potra' bastare
Per dir l'immenso
Haiku # 23424, November 20, 2002 8:13 am ET
by R. of PT
moxie has a cunt?
moxie is a cunt mostly
has mox fucked off yet?
Haiku # 23423, November 20, 2002 8:13 am ET
by mellie
Guerre gratuite,
brutto affare, vero?
Devono finir!
Haiku # 23422, November 20, 2002 8:08 am ET
by R. of PT
Far too many doubts -
Should learn to accept all things
just the way they come
Haiku # 23421, November 20, 2002 8:05 am ET
by R. of PT
Un tout petit somme
au bon moment c'est mon reve
depuis tres longtemps
Haiku # 23420, November 20, 2002 8:01 am ET
by R. of PT
Dormi, e pesci
non piglierai di certo -
Svegliati e fa'
Haiku # 23419, November 20, 2002 7:59 am ET
by R. of PT
some internet chick
seems like moxie with a cunt
moxie has a...... cunt??????
Haiku # 23418, November 19, 2002 9:34 pm ET
by ap
The guy who figured
Haiku war truly will work
Really should be shot
Haiku # 23417, November 19, 2002 9:12 pm ET
by The Haiku Dude of The Great Beyond
The guy who figured
College was a good idea
Really should be shot
Haiku # 23416, November 19, 2002 9:03 pm ET
by The Haiku Dude of The great beyond
somehow people know
when a loser's in the midst
go for jugular
Haiku # 23415, November 19, 2002 7:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Not being a baby
or even childish, but
what's it all about
Haiku # 23414, November 19, 2002 6:17 pm ET
by some internet chick
I just want to know
why you always single me out
and ripe on my stuff
Haiku # 23413, November 19, 2002 6:13 pm ET
by some internet chick
NEWS FLASH for you two
I dont care what you think
not gonna stop writing
Haiku # 23412, November 19, 2002 6:12 pm ET
by some internet chick
i was just curious
about your age, no statement
of hate there is there?
Haiku # 23411, November 19, 2002 6:11 pm ET
by k_get_over_it_chick of Haiku Flames, Inc.
some internet chick
GOD girl what a baby YOU
it isn't just k
Haiku # 23410, November 19, 2002 6:08 pm ET
by we ALL think you're lame!!
SERIOUSLY K,
what is it with you, and me.
just leave me alone
Haiku # 23409, November 19, 2002 5:30 pm ET
by some internet chick
Elvis was the king,
but not king of the Squirrels.
Anyway, he's dead.
Haiku # 23408, November 19, 2002 5:08 pm ET
by Squirrel King
Got them Cordon Blues,
'cause my cheese up and left me.
Cheese done run away.
Haiku # 23407, November 19, 2002 5:07 pm ET
by Squirrel King of Lapdance Forest
Spock isn't sleeping.
It's worse than that
Haiku # 23406, November 19, 2002 5:05 pm ET
by Squirrel King of Lapdance Forest
how about you k?
are you really as ripe a
cunt, as you portray?

teeheeteeheeteehee......
Haiku # 23405, November 19, 2002 4:17 pm ET
by guess who
seriously chick,
is your character real? You
seem weirdly naive.
Haiku # 23404, November 19, 2002 3:26 pm ET
by k
full moon slips through clouds
still shadows suddenly leap
back into darkness
Haiku # 23403, November 19, 2002 1:12 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
seriously, K
why's it on me, that you have
centered your hatred


Haiku # 23402, November 19, 2002 12:22 pm ET
by some internet chick
winter signatures
hieroglyphics etched in snow
black-nibbed chickadees
Haiku # 23401, November 19, 2002 12:00 pm ET
by Boston gal...better
winter's signature
hieroglyphics etched in snow
leaves mixed messages
Haiku # 23400, November 19, 2002 10:08 am ET
by Gwenhyfar
half a year went by
operation tomorrow
bare my sole once more
Haiku # 23399, November 19, 2002 7:48 am ET
by ash
seriously chick
how old are you really? 12?
I'm just curious....
Haiku # 23398, November 19, 2002 4:51 am ET
by k
rain is great and cold
weather means all the fall col-

ors
really come out...
Haiku # 23397, November 19, 2002 4:36 am ET
by k_by_the_fire of To Hell With the Hot Sun
Night; and once again,
the while I wait for you, cold
wind turns into rain.
Haiku # 23396, November 18, 2002 11:23 pm ET
by some internet chick
We know J-Lo blows.
The issue without debate.
At least she's not Shakira.
Haiku # 23395, November 18, 2002 9:06 pm ET
by Ms. H. of Santa Monica
A "Shep of the tongue",
presidential in nature.
Fox "strategery"?
Haiku # 23394, November 18, 2002 8:58 pm ET
by Ms. H. of Santa Monica
Shakira is lame.
If not for Pepsi-Cola,
wouldn't know her name.
Haiku # 23393, November 18, 2002 8:56 pm ET
by Ms. H. of Santa Monica
I hate it here at
Ralph's, there is no Workman's Comp
for conveyor burns
Haiku # 23392, November 18, 2002 6:12 pm ET
by view from a P.E.L.D.R.
Stolen by a frat
guy, only to spend hours
in a pledge's ass
Haiku # 23391, November 18, 2002 5:59 pm ET
by view from a P.E.L.D.R.
Once again kid
I am not a sword, please stop
smacking your sister
Haiku # 23390, November 18, 2002 5:57 pm ET
by view from a P.E.L.D.R.
Playboy, Whipped Cream and
a fly swatter...I want to
party with that dude.
Haiku # 23389, November 18, 2002 5:54 pm ET
by view from a P.E.L.D.R.
Twelve cans of Friskies
an Enquirer, a six of
Zima and they say
she ain't date-able
View From a Plastic Express
Lane Dividing Rod
Haiku # 23388, November 18, 2002 5:51 pm ET
by P.E.L.D.R. onjaysun
so many bad poems
so many ideas and
most of them are haiku and
some are not but,
some are
Haiku # 23387, November 18, 2002 5:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Runnin' on empty
Surfed and surfed till the sun rose
Why do I do this?
Haiku # 23386, November 18, 2002 10:54 am ET
by titus wong
Sol quando avro'
qualcosa da dir, diro' -
Senza promessa
Haiku # 23385, November 18, 2002 8:02 am ET
by R. of PT
m.d. oh no ah
can you please check the cookies
harder softer yah.
Haiku # 23384, November 18, 2002 5:57 am ET
by cookie
and if not Judas
then the question to ask: "What
would Chicken John do"?
Haiku # 23383, November 18, 2002 4:11 am ET
by k
I'm on the tee-vee:
I'm a weatherman, a god,
a quarterback. wow!
Haiku # 23382, November 18, 2002 3:15 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
what would Jesus do?
maybe, a better question:
what would Judas do?
Haiku # 23381, November 18, 2002 3:14 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
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