Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Chinese breakfast of
eggs. Suspenseful ketchep drops.
Hot damn! Foreshadow!
Haiku # 21569, August 13, 2002 11:29 pm ET
by #1 stunna of g-cuz
Your eyes are like stars
Twinkleing far in the sky
Suck me beautiful!
Haiku # 21568, August 13, 2002 11:27 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Socking Fuck Dammit
Sixty-something old,
white ninja can't fight for shit.
Gay sword chops....THREE MORE!!!!!
Haiku # 21567, August 13, 2002 11:26 pm ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
You need to work on
your ninja kung-fu and then
I'll let you fight me.
Haiku # 21566, August 13, 2002 11:22 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of God Dammit SOCK!
You want a sandwich?
Why don't you get out of here.
It's ok, dad's here.
Haiku # 21565, August 13, 2002 11:20 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Stump Sock Dammit
The Hobbits are off
To the Great House of Elrond.
Rivendell kicks ass.
Haiku # 21564, August 13, 2002 11:11 pm ET
by #1 stunna of g-town holla
Daddy, Daddy! He put
flowers in my hair and made
me drink grape juice! Wah!
Haiku # 21563, August 13, 2002 11:08 pm ET
by Tardy Chink Kid (aka #1 stunna) of g-town
you motherfucker!
i can't believe you did this!
but then i love you...
Haiku # 21562, August 13, 2002 10:19 pm ET
by Daren of 515
Follow directions
First- think of a Bad Haiku
Then- release it here
Haiku # 21561, August 13, 2002 7:53 pm ET
by The Great Went of Canada
The playground is full
Of screaming, whining children
Our future looks grim...
Haiku # 21560, August 13, 2002 7:50 pm ET
by The Great Went of Canada
Can't handle the truth?
Your Mom said you were handsome
Little rat-faced git!
Haiku # 21559, August 13, 2002 7:48 pm ET
by The Great Went of Canada
Scientology
Cruise, Travolta & Elfman
Overpaid nut jobs
Haiku # 21558, August 13, 2002 7:45 pm ET
by The Great Went of Canada
My brain is so full
Fillling my eyes with pictures
Every single night.
Haiku # 21557, August 13, 2002 7:26 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Big collage
little pebblesunexepected
icream in my
coffee
Haiku # 21556, August 13, 2002 6:26 pm ET
by Eric of Vernon, BC
Ninja fights ninja.
Bomber molests little boy.
The ninja kung-fu.
Haiku # 21555, August 13, 2002 12:21 pm ET
by Censor sensor of Monrovia, SC
porn on my tv
looks better on DVD
than videotape
Haiku # 21554, August 13, 2002 10:33 am ET
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
a slack jawed yokel
pushing a cart thru Wal-Mart
pickled pigs feet sale
Haiku # 21553, August 13, 2002 10:30 am ET
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
damn- my rubber broke!
don't want kids or a disease
grandma's got a cock
Haiku # 21552, August 13, 2002 10:25 am ET
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
lying to the cops
makes me feel like a tough guy
stick it to the man
Haiku # 21551, August 13, 2002 4:31 am ET
by finkelstein
paws grip my flesh tight
doggie hips buck back and forth
stop humping my leg!!!!
Haiku # 21550, August 13, 2002 2:56 am ET
by CaRapper Pee Pee of Da Hood
damn- she's on the rag
better stay out of her way
a Kotex nightmare
Haiku # 21549, August 13, 2002 2:52 am ET
by CaRapper Pee Pee of Da Hood
breast feed in public
what do i care? go ahead
whip out those puppies!
Haiku # 21548, August 13, 2002 2:49 am ET
by CaRapper Pee Pee of Da Hood
piss and moan all day
nobody likes you at all
take a Midol, bitch
Haiku # 21547, August 13, 2002 2:45 am ET
by CaRapper Pee Pee of Da Hood
i know iv says stuff
i can make it up to you?
damn cat still stratch me
Haiku # 21546, August 13, 2002 12:48 am ET
by Lips McCoy
hmmm, head with this bitsh
why she stop for a minute?
i fires shots up nose
Haiku # 21545, August 13, 2002 12:34 am ET
by Lips McCoy
i think taco bell
shold sell the taco online
i know id buy it
Haiku # 21544, August 13, 2002 12:32 am ET
by Lips McCoy
Don't be a damn nark!
Just look at this porn and see
You will turn around
Haiku # 21543, August 12, 2002 10:55 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of God Dammit Sock to old man
I need a small boy
to show me his small penis.
I'm still smaller, DAMN!
Haiku # 21542, August 12, 2002 10:47 pm ET
by Issac Chao of Colombia, SC
Blue MONKEY on cam
Don't tell me to stop dumb hoe
I don't show my dick
Haiku # 21541, August 12, 2002 10:45 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Sock Dammit
Oh shit 1 stunna
You know I put theme to Fun-
ky town on my cell?
Haiku # 21540, August 12, 2002 10:38 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Fucking Sock God Dammit
it sounds like it's great
"baby keeps me up all night"
but he's a month old
Haiku # 21539, August 12, 2002 8:27 pm ET
by ash
meteor shower
washes northern hemisphere
and i miss the show
Haiku # 21538, August 12, 2002 8:13 pm ET
by ash
Women look better
when they are small, so I don't
enlarge the pics, boy.
Haiku # 21537, August 12, 2002 7:32 pm ET
by Issac Chao of Pedo
i bid on eBay
i have no money to pay
stick it to the man!!
Haiku # 21536, August 12, 2002 5:47 pm ET
by Invade Her Twat of Planet GIR
Rocket. I'm taking
a rocket. I'm packing my
suitcase...LOOK OUT MOON!
Haiku # 21535, August 12, 2002 3:17 pm ET
by Astronaut Jones (aka #1 stunna)
Boop Boop boo boop boop
Boo boo boop boop boop! That's it:
Theme to Funky Town!
Haiku # 21534, August 12, 2002 3:16 pm ET
by Towelly (aka) #1 Stunna of G-town
my knee connected
with his family jewels - BANG!!
he walks funny now
Haiku # 21533, August 12, 2002 3:02 am ET
by Boobie Kennedy
A curious thing
Is why women are labeled sluts
Because guys hate them
Haiku # 21532, August 12, 2002 2:10 am ET
by Shizzo Bot of Fucking Sock God Dammit
I toss pennys down
The stairwell from the fourth floor
Rarely reach bottom
Haiku # 21531, August 12, 2002 2:09 am ET
by Shizzo Bot of Fucking Sock God Dammit
I show wee on cam
They get all moist and what not
Then i close window
Haiku # 21530, August 12, 2002 2:07 am ET
by Shizzo Bot of Fucking Sock God Dammit
back in the ols day
me and the gang play buckbuck
fat albert win always
Haiku # 21529, August 12, 2002 1:16 am ET
by Lips McCoy
Ahhhahhh (two syllabls) goos kitty
i pet kitty all day long
she a sweets littlse
Haiku # 21528, August 12, 2002 1:09 am ET
by Lips McCoy
walk the street at darks
hobo ask for the moneys
chain to the face
Haiku # 21527, August 12, 2002 1:05 am ET
by Lips McCoy
the shark, he says bite
distant boy find the easter egg
that a sun dried shit
Haiku # 21526, August 12, 2002 1:01 am ET
by Lips McCoy
That girl touched my hands.
Her back should be broken now.
Those were my damn hands.
Haiku # 21525, August 11, 2002 11:13 pm ET
by Censor sensor of Monrovia, SC
put on the tit clamps
red rubber ball in my mouth
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 21524, August 11, 2002 10:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i want to go back
crawl inside my mother's vag
begin the rebirth
Haiku # 21523, August 11, 2002 9:46 pm ET
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
Cripple FIGHT!! they yell
OMG Mr. Carter
Cut it out now boys.
Haiku # 21522, August 11, 2002 9:30 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Sock to old man
Now house should'nt have
Super Smash Brothers Melee
I want to play now.
Haiku # 21521, August 11, 2002 9:22 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Sock God Dammit
OMFG SON!
I wanna go back to school
I miss fo shizzo.
Haiku # 21519, August 11, 2002 9:12 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Stump Sock Dammit
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