Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

nevada in the summer
is hot and everything else
but vegas is nice
Haiku # 20702, May 24, 2002 2:49 pm ET
by sandra
trying to get the
hang of writing bad haiku
this isn't that hard
Haiku # 20701, May 24, 2002 2:47 pm ET
by sandra
silicon valley
silicon breasts, beasts and all
manner of plastic
Haiku # 20700, May 24, 2002 2:24 pm ET
by k of the 'Ho (San Jose)
What's madness but no
bility of soul At odds
with circumstance? The

day's on fire! I
know the purity of pure
despair...The edge is

what I have.

Haiku # 20699, May 24, 2002 3:23 am ET
by k of poetry can be quite cool
watching the sun go
down on the ocean reminds
me of something else
Haiku # 20698, May 24, 2002 3:20 am ET
by k of ha!
count the syllables
and have another drink, think
how stupid this is

Haiku # 20697, May 24, 2002 3:18 am ET
by k of :)
anyway, men who
logic love miss the point, those
that feel, just get it
Haiku # 20696, May 24, 2002 3:09 am ET
by k_against_models of why do guys say that want intellect? and then go just for looks????
skinned, and I'm 3
4, red hair, live the life of
a single chick and

I program, write, and
generally try to just
enjoy this weird life
Haiku # 20695, May 24, 2002 3:05 am ET
by k_still_against_everyone of working again finally, lost out at love (shocking!) and reading Roethke over and over again
sure whatever make
me into a sexual
object or just a

haiku girl, really
don't care I've slagged you all off
many times, I'm thick skinned
Haiku # 20694, May 24, 2002 3:03 am ET
by k_against_everyone of ronin, ap, WAHTEVER!!!! I just don't care. As long as it's not Mox


never been on board
the British ship QE2
as it sailed today
Haiku # 20693, May 23, 2002 8:27 pm ET
by indiana
to the web mistress:
I'm coming to Toronto
meet me for a drink?

early May Janis
would be fun to meet with you
is that possible?
Haiku # 20692, May 23, 2002 8:18 pm ET
by mellie
Bush knew, or did he?
Does it matter? It's only
Three thousand people.
Haiku # 20691, May 23, 2002 8:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet



try painting right side
polarity repels cops
while the poles attract
Haiku # 20690, May 23, 2002 7:00 pm ET
by indiana
My car will go zoom
Paint "Cop Magnet" on the side
Another ticket
Haiku # 20689, May 23, 2002 5:53 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Important thing lost
Vision is blurry today
Glasses left at home
Haiku # 20688, May 23, 2002 2:15 pm ET
by WyldKyss


that cardinal change
disrobes the queen to e2
for a fitting move

Haiku # 20687, May 23, 2002 8:44 am ET
by indiana

.i am quite constrained
to make a conservative
........reply - Bc6!
Haiku # 20686, May 23, 2002 5:32 am ET
by ronin@nowalkingonthewildsideforme


the table is set
with wine, silver and china
while time eats away
Haiku # 20685, May 23, 2002 4:14 am ET
by indiana
you know the answer,
all your job belong to us,
...................
Haiku # 20684, May 23, 2002 2:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Listening to stuff
Posting bad haikus on here
Is this what job is?
Haiku # 20683, May 22, 2002 8:21 pm ET
by WyldKyss

..20676
isnt mine
but AP's
Haiku # 20682, May 22, 2002 7:40 pm ET
by ronin

..20676
isnt mine
but AP's
Haiku # 20681, May 22, 2002 7:40 pm ET
by ronin

..20676
isnt mine
but AP's
Haiku # 20680, May 22, 2002 7:39 pm ET
by ronin
Local Radio
All your base are belong to
Us, is playing now.
Haiku # 20679, May 22, 2002 5:25 pm ET
by WyldKyss
are you counting ref?
rattle of pea, infringements
I cop penalty
Haiku # 20678, May 22, 2002 7:10 am ET
by mellie
a tight head pleases me
alfie handles balls with style
lockyer goes off

straight-up bennett
only thing crooked's ya smile
beautiful maroons
Haiku # 20677, May 22, 2002 7:03 am ET
by mellie, QUEENSLANDER!!
..............I am sorry k.............
.......I will not mock/imitate
.......you again, come back.....

........love's ya honey....
Haiku # 20676, May 22, 2002 1:12 am ET
by ronin......................................

..........let the lady be
she might have her own pacing
.......or none at all dude
Haiku # 20675, May 21, 2002 11:11 pm ET
by ronin@howaboutaknuckleheadsandwich

..with your latest move
you're practically giving
.....the center to me
Haiku # 20674, May 21, 2002 11:07 pm ET
by ronin to indy@areyousurethatyourmove
Lolita drops trou
(size two Calvin Kleins) says hey
kiss my royal ass
Haiku # 20673, May 21, 2002 4:27 pm ET
by Lolita to Anonymous Poster
My tooth aches right now
Medical Coverage costs lots
I just suck it up
Haiku # 20672, May 21, 2002 4:21 pm ET
by WyldKyss
The way he can float,
you'd think he was a dead whale.
Metaphors: so real.
Haiku # 20671, May 21, 2002 3:26 pm ET
by merlin of http://www.KungFuGrippe.com/
was never away
it looks like moxie's away
mostly with pixies
Haiku # 20670, May 21, 2002 2:23 pm ET
by mellie
HITLER HAD MY UFO BABY

Push, mein F
Haiku # 20669, May 21, 2002 1:28 pm ET
by Jonathan B
fuck off lolita
Haiku # 20668, May 21, 2002 1:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ya see, the past?
just so much crap...enlightenment?
what is advertised.
Haiku # 20667, May 21, 2002 1:10 pm ET
by get it? get it? just trying to reclaim the dots in this world from knuckle-head ronin

......i meant fisher guys
a toast to stephen jay gould
........evolution's ace
Haiku # 20666, May 21, 2002 1:09 pm ET
by ronin@thegreatpretender
cereal-box zen,
tomorrow is advertised,
the past..down toilet.
Haiku # 20665, May 21, 2002 1:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
let's pretend it's chess
while actually we just play
hide and seek all day
Haiku # 20664, May 21, 2002 11:15 am ET
by Lolita

....so bishop takes knight?
uh-hmmm...so tempting really
.....fischer-marshall style?

.(or a conservative korchnoi?)
Haiku # 20663, May 21, 2002 10:42 am ET
by ronin@givemeadaytoimbibetheframebro


Haiku # 20662, May 21, 2002 9:54 am ET
by indiana
Cereal boxtop
zen: tomorrow is coming
but yesterday
Haiku # 20661, May 21, 2002 9:37 am ET
by Chowderhead
now the motion's passed
how full is your ah, gender?
let's cut a rug Ash :-)

fox trot samba waltz
the canadian two-step
janis loves that one
Haiku # 20660, May 21, 2002 8:30 am ET
by mellie
committee meeting
now i can move a motion
without laxatives
Haiku # 20659, May 21, 2002 8:18 am ET
by ash

....city storm subsides
waters empty in the drain
.a young girl hawks news
Haiku # 20658, May 21, 2002 8:13 am ET
by ronin@

.....mellie is now back
.can moxie be far behind
stay tuned and watch out
Haiku # 20657, May 21, 2002 8:06 am ET
by ronin@a$64stephenkingquestion

"it's: Bd7"
..i meant
Haiku # 20656, May 21, 2002 8:04 am ET
by ronin

......suck your own dildo
and stop projecting yourself
.....in other's stead dude

Haiku # 20655, May 21, 2002 8:02 am ET
by ronin@hey!

.............cocoa you say
is that what your Lindts' made of
..........may i have a drink
Haiku # 20654, May 21, 2002 7:53 am ET
by ronin

......neither of the two
contemplated moves will do
...........it is: Bd7!

(the calm before the storm)
Haiku # 20653, May 21, 2002 7:50 am ET
by ronin@fucksuccessimspoiledandhappy
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