count the syllables
and have another drink, think
how stupid this is

anyway, men who
logic love miss the point, those
that feel, just get it

skinned, and I'm 3
4, red hair, live the life of
a single chick and

I program, write, and
generally try to just
enjoy this weird life

sure whatever make
me into a sexual
object or just a

haiku girl, really
don't care I've slagged you all off
many times, I'm thick skinned

never been on board
the British ship QE2
as it sailed today

to the web mistress:
I'm coming to Toronto
meet me for a drink?

early May Janis
would be fun to meet with you
is that possible?

Bush knew, or did he?
Does it matter? It's only
Three thousand people.

try painting right side
polarity repels cops
while the poles attract

My car will go zoom
Paint "Cop Magnet" on the side
Another ticket

Important thing lost
Vision is blurry today
Glasses left at home

that cardinal change
disrobes the queen to e2
for a fitting move

.i am quite constrained
to make a conservative
........reply - Bc6!

the table is set
with wine, silver and china
while time eats away

you know the answer,
all your job belong to us,
...................

Listening to stuff
Posting bad haikus on here
Is this what job is?

..20676
isnt mine
but AP's

..20676
isnt mine
but AP's

..20676
isnt mine
but AP's

Local Radio
All your base are belong to
Us, is playing now.

are you counting ref?
rattle of pea, infringements
I cop penalty

a tight head pleases me
alfie handles balls with style
lockyer goes off

straight-up bennett
only thing crooked's ya smile
beautiful maroons

..............I am sorry k.............
.......I will not mock/imitate
.......you again, come back.....

........love's ya honey....

..........let the lady be
she might have her own pacing
.......or none at all dude

..with your latest move
you're practically giving
.....the center to me

Lolita drops trou
(size two Calvin Kleins) says hey
kiss my royal ass

My tooth aches right now
Medical Coverage costs lots
I just suck it up

The way he can float,
you'd think he was a dead whale.
Metaphors: so real.

was never away
it looks like moxie's away
mostly with pixies

HITLER HAD MY UFO BABY

Push, mein F

fuck off lolita

ya see, the past?
just so much crap...enlightenment?
what is advertised.

......i meant fisher guys
a toast to stephen jay gould
........evolution's ace

cereal-box zen,
tomorrow is advertised,
the past..down toilet.

let's pretend it's chess
while actually we just play
hide and seek all day

....so bishop takes knight?
uh-hmmm...so tempting really
.....fischer-marshall style?

.(or a conservative korchnoi?)

Cereal boxtop
zen: tomorrow is coming
but yesterday

now the motion's passed
how full is your ah, gender?
let's cut a rug Ash :-)

fox trot samba waltz
the canadian two-step
janis loves that one

committee meeting
now i can move a motion
without laxatives

....city storm subsides
waters empty in the drain
.a young girl hawks news

.....mellie is now back
.can moxie be far behind
stay tuned and watch out

"it's: Bd7"
..i meant

......suck your own dildo
and stop projecting yourself
.....in other's stead dude

.............cocoa you say
is that what your Lindts' made of
..........may i have a drink

......neither of the two
contemplated moves will do
...........it is: Bd7!

(the calm before the storm)

melody in blue
lyrical day fades away
moon's chorus begins

lusty summer wind
your breathless impatience does
tempt my every whim

almost six o'clock
time to close my little shop
lock and set alarm

revered and reviled
entertaining essayist
Stephen Jay Gould dies

potter shapes the clay
yielding to the craftsman's touch
gracefulness takes shape


potter shapes the clay
with a wave of magic wand
Harry makes a vase