Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...


..........let the lady be
she might have her own pacing
.......or none at all dude
Haiku # 20675, May 21, 2002 11:11 pm ET
by ronin@howaboutaknuckleheadsandwich

..with your latest move
you're practically giving
.....the center to me
Haiku # 20674, May 21, 2002 11:07 pm ET
by ronin to indy@areyousurethatyourmove
Lolita drops trou
(size two Calvin Kleins) says hey
kiss my royal ass
Haiku # 20673, May 21, 2002 4:27 pm ET
by Lolita to Anonymous Poster
My tooth aches right now
Medical Coverage costs lots
I just suck it up
Haiku # 20672, May 21, 2002 4:21 pm ET
by WyldKyss
The way he can float,
you'd think he was a dead whale.
Metaphors: so real.
Haiku # 20671, May 21, 2002 3:26 pm ET
by merlin of http://www.KungFuGrippe.com/
was never away
it looks like moxie's away
mostly with pixies
Haiku # 20670, May 21, 2002 2:23 pm ET
by mellie
HITLER HAD MY UFO BABY

Push, mein F
Haiku # 20669, May 21, 2002 1:28 pm ET
by Jonathan B
fuck off lolita
Haiku # 20668, May 21, 2002 1:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ya see, the past?
just so much crap...enlightenment?
what is advertised.
Haiku # 20667, May 21, 2002 1:10 pm ET
by get it? get it? just trying to reclaim the dots in this world from knuckle-head ronin

......i meant fisher guys
a toast to stephen jay gould
........evolution's ace
Haiku # 20666, May 21, 2002 1:09 pm ET
by ronin@thegreatpretender
cereal-box zen,
tomorrow is advertised,
the past..down toilet.
Haiku # 20665, May 21, 2002 1:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
let's pretend it's chess
while actually we just play
hide and seek all day
Haiku # 20664, May 21, 2002 11:15 am ET
by Lolita

....so bishop takes knight?
uh-hmmm...so tempting really
.....fischer-marshall style?

.(or a conservative korchnoi?)
Haiku # 20663, May 21, 2002 10:42 am ET
by ronin@givemeadaytoimbibetheframebro


Haiku # 20662, May 21, 2002 9:54 am ET
by indiana
Cereal boxtop
zen: tomorrow is coming
but yesterday
Haiku # 20661, May 21, 2002 9:37 am ET
by Chowderhead
now the motion's passed
how full is your ah, gender?
let's cut a rug Ash :-)

fox trot samba waltz
the canadian two-step
janis loves that one
Haiku # 20660, May 21, 2002 8:30 am ET
by mellie
committee meeting
now i can move a motion
without laxatives
Haiku # 20659, May 21, 2002 8:18 am ET
by ash

....city storm subsides
waters empty in the drain
.a young girl hawks news
Haiku # 20658, May 21, 2002 8:13 am ET
by ronin@

.....mellie is now back
.can moxie be far behind
stay tuned and watch out
Haiku # 20657, May 21, 2002 8:06 am ET
by ronin@a$64stephenkingquestion

"it's: Bd7"
..i meant
Haiku # 20656, May 21, 2002 8:04 am ET
by ronin

......suck your own dildo
and stop projecting yourself
.....in other's stead dude

Haiku # 20655, May 21, 2002 8:02 am ET
by ronin@hey!

.............cocoa you say
is that what your Lindts' made of
..........may i have a drink
Haiku # 20654, May 21, 2002 7:53 am ET
by ronin

......neither of the two
contemplated moves will do
...........it is: Bd7!

(the calm before the storm)
Haiku # 20653, May 21, 2002 7:50 am ET
by ronin@fucksuccessimspoiledandhappy
melody in blue
lyrical day fades away
moon's chorus begins
Haiku # 20650, May 20, 2002 8:56 pm ET
by rrrribbttt, rrrribttt, rrribttt
lusty summer wind
your breathless impatience does
tempt my every whim
Haiku # 20649, May 20, 2002 8:53 pm ET
by HOT HOT HOT in Florida
almost six o'clock
time to close my little shop
lock and set alarm
Haiku # 20648, May 20, 2002 5:32 pm ET
by ciao
revered and reviled
entertaining essayist
Stephen Jay Gould dies
Haiku # 20647, May 20, 2002 5:06 pm ET
by Harvard Man
potter shapes the clay
yielding to the craftsman's touch
gracefulness takes shape


potter shapes the clay
with a wave of magic wand
Harry makes a vase
Haiku # 20646, May 20, 2002 4:58 pm ET
by me...killing some time (the usual)
too much lindt, not good
won't find your belly-button
(lints a problem too)
Haiku # 20645, May 20, 2002 4:31 pm ET
by well, could be
this is Boston's spring
37 degrees (ouch)
on May twentieth
Haiku # 20644, May 20, 2002 4:25 pm ET
by oops
this is Boston's spring
37 degrees
on May twentieth
Haiku # 20643, May 20, 2002 4:24 pm ET
by who else
that coffee to go?
buy the crop or by the cup?
extra (raw) sugar
Haiku # 20642, May 20, 2002 4:19 pm ET
by Aloha
many plantations
pineapple and sugar cane
coffee by the crop
Haiku # 20641, May 20, 2002 4:17 pm ET
by Aloha
saw David Bowie
yacht docks in Honululu
his eyes looked just fine
Haiku # 20640, May 20, 2002 4:13 pm ET
by Boston gal...really
a space oddity
thin line between love and hat
grandma has a cock

downloading all night
where is david bowie now?
how are his eyes now?

green cane rises up
from a sea of morning mist
sun on horizon
Haiku # 20639, May 20, 2002 3:16 pm ET
by mellie
I love to succeed
how much I crave it, thirst it
but I know I suck
Haiku # 20638, May 20, 2002 3:07 pm ET
by mellie
One must remember
Those who help themselves succeed
While others just wait!
Haiku # 20637, May 20, 2002 2:50 pm ET
by WyldKyss
my name is k, I
use hitache plug and play
a/c dildos

get some help there girl!
Haiku # 20636, May 20, 2002 1:48 pm ET
by this modern world
the lady named k?
r-e-s-p-e-c-t?
she must help herself.

a 12 step group,
"my name is k,and I use
erotic jello"?
Haiku # 20635, May 20, 2002 1:45 pm ET
by this modern world
To Plugged-in dildo:
I think Hitachi is name
of plug-in-wall one.
Haiku # 20634, May 20, 2002 1:15 pm ET
by WyldKyss
don't count on mellie
with her mind in the gutter
and what's more she sucks
Haiku # 20633, May 20, 2002 1:14 pm ET
by mellie
leonine yellow
some with stripes and some without
anyone want a cat?
Haiku # 20632, May 20, 2002 12:04 pm ET
by oh my...nine kits from one fat cat
painful writer's block
inspitation down sewer
mind full of crap
Haiku # 20631, May 20, 2002 11:01 am ET
by mellie
I'm from Switzerland
richest smoothest piece around
you know you want me
Haiku # 20630, May 20, 2002 11:00 am ET
by Lindt

.the king can do with-
out its safety tempora-
......rily, or will it

...(hmmm. so many
...variations, all wild)
Haiku # 20629, May 20, 2002 10:34 am ET
by ronin@pxporo-o?

.it comes with old age
..constipated energy
..finds not its release
Haiku # 20628, May 20, 2002 10:30 am ET
by ronin



at the tunnel
Haiku # 20627, May 20, 2002 10:05 am ET
by indiana
The stink of donuts...
such sweet aroma of fart
is preferable
Haiku # 20626, May 20, 2002 9:06 am ET
by jewel1
The complete darkness...
suffocating, rest, stop, death
until the dawn comes
Haiku # 20625, May 20, 2002 9:02 am ET
by jewel1
turd like a cowpat
colonic evacuation
Haiku # 20624, May 20, 2002 8:54 am ET
by ash
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