Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

I'm from Switzerland
richest smoothest piece around
you know you want me
Haiku # 20630, May 20, 2002 11:00 am ET
by Lindt

.the king can do with-
out its safety tempora-
......rily, or will it

...(hmmm. so many
...variations, all wild)
Haiku # 20629, May 20, 2002 10:34 am ET
by ronin@pxporo-o?

.it comes with old age
..constipated energy
..finds not its release
Haiku # 20628, May 20, 2002 10:30 am ET
by ronin



at the tunnel
Haiku # 20627, May 20, 2002 10:05 am ET
by indiana
The stink of donuts...
such sweet aroma of fart
is preferable
Haiku # 20626, May 20, 2002 9:06 am ET
by jewel1
The complete darkness...
suffocating, rest, stop, death
until the dawn comes
Haiku # 20625, May 20, 2002 9:02 am ET
by jewel1
turd like a cowpat
colonic evacuation
Haiku # 20624, May 20, 2002 8:54 am ET
by ash
silhouette of trees
fireflies hovering high
bonfire by the hut

scent of burning leaves
lovesongs of crickets chirping
lovely moorise shows
Haiku # 20623, May 20, 2002 8:52 am ET
by jewel1
glaring ugliness
going through a microscope
its real...imperfect
Haiku # 20622, May 20, 2002 8:47 am ET
by jewel1



forbearing safety
the colored king looks stranded
Haiku # 20621, May 20, 2002 8:46 am ET
by indiana
The serenity...
Of dusk and the dawn
shadows block the light
Haiku # 20620, May 20, 2002 8:44 am ET
by jewel1
lindt is delicious
click of high cocoa content
bittersweet delight
Haiku # 20619, May 20, 2002 8:42 am ET
by ash

........a little respect
for the lady called k might
......be in order dude
Haiku # 20618, May 20, 2002 8:03 am ET
by ronin

.......go see anaheim
and its roller-coaster rides
.....at walt disneyland

.(mox might have a side-
line doing dundee's crock)
Haiku # 20617, May 20, 2002 7:39 am ET
by ronin@theircowboybarsaremustwiththeircowboyandcowgirldances

.....watch out goku dude
for that mutant called moxie
........he lives near LA

..........(good luck)
Haiku # 20616, May 20, 2002 7:35 am ET
by ronin@oksoitseithernewyorkorla

..here's my reply bro
........P-Q3 or d6
..hey who is this Lindt

(not mellie perchance)
Haiku # 20615, May 20, 2002 7:29 am ET
by ronin@DUIisaseriousoffenseinvolvingmoralturpidudebabe
sitting patient-ly
for that one sigh of relief
to quicken the guuuuuuts


Haiku # 20614, May 19, 2002 9:29 pm ET
by indiana
how can I resist
my mouth opens just for it
quickly I unzip
Haiku # 20613, May 19, 2002 11:48 am ET
by dark Lindt...yum
thinking about it
makes me want it even more
I love chocolate
Haiku # 20612, May 19, 2002 11:47 am ET
by of course only dark Lindt will do

just lose a lot of weight j/k
Haiku # 20611, May 19, 2002 10:40 am ET
by ronin@nitenite

.......pseudo ephedrine
is the lame component dude
......check out h chloric
Haiku # 20610, May 19, 2002 10:38 am ET
by ronin@soashbeenspacedoutlately

i rule here scott dude
.yo soy numero UNO
....sin duda verdad
Haiku # 20609, May 19, 2002 10:36 am ET
by ronin

..........cable in LA?
what is the matter my man
...go out and smoke crack

..(city's going to the dogs
.............anway)
Haiku # 20608, May 19, 2002 10:35 am ET
by ronin@manhattanisitmyman
that might start something
an explosion of some sort
better be carefull
Haiku # 20607, May 19, 2002 10:18 am ET
by mellie
back on your pins mate?
remember bung daddy ash
don't say * senokot*
Haiku # 20606, May 19, 2002 10:16 am ET
by mellie
prolonged holiday
seemed like such a small fracture
to force a big break
Haiku # 20605, May 19, 2002 9:08 am ET
by ash
a pair of crutches
some internal fixation
behold the new me
Haiku # 20604, May 19, 2002 9:06 am ET
by ash
morphine pca,
panadeine forte, tramadol :
senokot chaser
Haiku # 20603, May 19, 2002 8:59 am ET
by ash
erotic jello.
I like the niggly jiggly,
pants-ward ho it goes.
Haiku # 20602, May 19, 2002 5:59 am ET
by k, no dildo so.....
my friends say i'm cute
like the sound made when a pig
is slapped with a plank.
Haiku # 20601, May 19, 2002 5:57 am ET
by k, ku from my alabama bluegrass-groupie days
wait a few minutes
after painting your nipples,
then put a shirt on.
Haiku # 20600, May 19, 2002 5:56 am ET
by k, can't sleep so ......
the scent of jasmine --
all I remember before
she slugged me
Haiku # 20599, May 19, 2002 5:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
hitting the sack now
i'm sure when I awake there
will be false haikus

'night!
Haiku # 20598, May 19, 2002 5:24 am ET
by k
imposters have a
special talent. They cling to
anything offered
Haiku # 20597, May 19, 2002 5:23 am ET
by k of and #20595 wasn't mine, but whatever
nice night, still i feel
that insatiable lonli-
ness, must find a man
Haiku # 20596, May 19, 2002 5:21 am ET
by k of ummm...so anyway
the batteries ran out!
anyone know if they make
good plug-in dildo's?
Haiku # 20595, May 19, 2002 5:20 am ET
by k, feeling like feeling
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 20593, May 19, 2002 5:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have sat and grown heavy with winter seasons
The rain has become a river on my face.
My skin bearing rings(the inside of trees).
Haiku # 20592, May 19, 2002 5:12 am ET
by Smiling Dolphin Leaping Free
I grow old,
I grow old under an open sky,
The animals have entered my bones,
They have wandered and found their trails through this forest.
Haiku # 20591, May 19, 2002 5:12 am ET
by Smiling Dolphin Leaping Free
The sky fills with earth people,
Spirits gather, become solid,
Water thunders over rocks,
Where am I going in such a rush?
Haiku # 20590, May 19, 2002 5:11 am ET
by Smiling Dolphin Leaping Free
scott's imposter is
easy to spot as he is
unoriginal
Haiku # 20589, May 19, 2002 5:04 am ET
by k of #20586 by scott...MY ASS
I am like a sail,
needing a warm summer breeze,
to move me to you.
Haiku # 20588, May 19, 2002 5:02 am ET
by call me
tom waits is a hard act
to follow as he is the
best musician 'round
Haiku # 20587, May 19, 2002 4:59 am ET
by k of but ronin still...i'm open to the idea
ronin's dots .... lamer
than rabbit droppings very
unnecessary
Haiku # 20586, May 19, 2002 4:58 am ET
by scott
He AsKeD iF i KnEw
WhY He HaD puLLed Me OveR
DUI?...hIc...HiC.....

Haiku # 20585, May 19, 2002 3:53 am ET
by goku
rEd aNd Blue LiGhTs FlAsH
wAiLinG cRiEs FloOdS mY sEnSes
cOp PuLLs Me OvEr
Haiku # 20584, May 19, 2002 3:44 am ET
by goku
all four jedi knights
makes a force to reckon with
quickly
Haiku # 20583, May 19, 2002 3:28 am ET
by indiana

...............Nf3 I say
measure and counter-measure
.......pre-ops and post-ops

.......(ruy-petroff hybrid or
...........simply, inanity?)
Haiku # 20582, May 19, 2002 1:48 am ET
by ronin@tooearlyforactionbutthenwhattheheck

....red alert haiku
red alert haiku red a
....lert haiku red a

(so whats new goku)
Haiku # 20581, May 19, 2002 1:42 am ET
by ronin@stillatitdude

tomorrow
Haiku # 20580, May 19, 2002 1:19 am ET
by indiana
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