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28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...


just lose a lot of weight j/k
Haiku # 20611, May 19, 2002 10:40 am ET
by ronin@nitenite

.......pseudo ephedrine
is the lame component dude
......check out h chloric
Haiku # 20610, May 19, 2002 10:38 am ET
by ronin@soashbeenspacedoutlately

i rule here scott dude
.yo soy numero UNO
....sin duda verdad
Haiku # 20609, May 19, 2002 10:36 am ET
by ronin

..........cable in LA?
what is the matter my man
...go out and smoke crack

..(city's going to the dogs
.............anway)
Haiku # 20608, May 19, 2002 10:35 am ET
by ronin@manhattanisitmyman
that might start something
an explosion of some sort
better be carefull
Haiku # 20607, May 19, 2002 10:18 am ET
by mellie
back on your pins mate?
remember bung daddy ash
don't say * senokot*
Haiku # 20606, May 19, 2002 10:16 am ET
by mellie
prolonged holiday
seemed like such a small fracture
to force a big break
Haiku # 20605, May 19, 2002 9:08 am ET
by ash
a pair of crutches
some internal fixation
behold the new me
Haiku # 20604, May 19, 2002 9:06 am ET
by ash
morphine pca,
panadeine forte, tramadol :
senokot chaser
Haiku # 20603, May 19, 2002 8:59 am ET
by ash
erotic jello.
I like the niggly jiggly,
pants-ward ho it goes.
Haiku # 20602, May 19, 2002 5:59 am ET
by k, no dildo so.....
my friends say i'm cute
like the sound made when a pig
is slapped with a plank.
Haiku # 20601, May 19, 2002 5:57 am ET
by k, ku from my alabama bluegrass-groupie days
wait a few minutes
after painting your nipples,
then put a shirt on.
Haiku # 20600, May 19, 2002 5:56 am ET
by k, can't sleep so ......
the scent of jasmine --
all I remember before
she slugged me
Haiku # 20599, May 19, 2002 5:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
hitting the sack now
i'm sure when I awake there
will be false haikus

'night!
Haiku # 20598, May 19, 2002 5:24 am ET
by k
imposters have a
special talent. They cling to
anything offered
Haiku # 20597, May 19, 2002 5:23 am ET
by k of and #20595 wasn't mine, but whatever
nice night, still i feel
that insatiable lonli-
ness, must find a man
Haiku # 20596, May 19, 2002 5:21 am ET
by k of ummm...so anyway
the batteries ran out!
anyone know if they make
good plug-in dildo's?
Haiku # 20595, May 19, 2002 5:20 am ET
by k, feeling like feeling
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 20593, May 19, 2002 5:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have sat and grown heavy with winter seasons
The rain has become a river on my face.
My skin bearing rings(the inside of trees).
Haiku # 20592, May 19, 2002 5:12 am ET
by Smiling Dolphin Leaping Free
I grow old,
I grow old under an open sky,
The animals have entered my bones,
They have wandered and found their trails through this forest.
Haiku # 20591, May 19, 2002 5:12 am ET
by Smiling Dolphin Leaping Free
The sky fills with earth people,
Spirits gather, become solid,
Water thunders over rocks,
Where am I going in such a rush?
Haiku # 20590, May 19, 2002 5:11 am ET
by Smiling Dolphin Leaping Free
scott's imposter is
easy to spot as he is
unoriginal
Haiku # 20589, May 19, 2002 5:04 am ET
by k of #20586 by scott...MY ASS
I am like a sail,
needing a warm summer breeze,
to move me to you.
Haiku # 20588, May 19, 2002 5:02 am ET
by call me
tom waits is a hard act
to follow as he is the
best musician 'round
Haiku # 20587, May 19, 2002 4:59 am ET
by k of but ronin still...i'm open to the idea
ronin's dots .... lamer
than rabbit droppings very
unnecessary
Haiku # 20586, May 19, 2002 4:58 am ET
by scott
He AsKeD iF i KnEw
WhY He HaD puLLed Me OveR
DUI?...hIc...HiC.....

Haiku # 20585, May 19, 2002 3:53 am ET
by goku
rEd aNd Blue LiGhTs FlAsH
wAiLinG cRiEs FloOdS mY sEnSes
cOp PuLLs Me OvEr
Haiku # 20584, May 19, 2002 3:44 am ET
by goku
all four jedi knights
makes a force to reckon with
quickly
Haiku # 20583, May 19, 2002 3:28 am ET
by indiana

...............Nf3 I say
measure and counter-measure
.......pre-ops and post-ops

.......(ruy-petroff hybrid or
...........simply, inanity?)
Haiku # 20582, May 19, 2002 1:48 am ET
by ronin@tooearlyforactionbutthenwhattheheck

....red alert haiku
red alert haiku red a
....lert haiku red a

(so whats new goku)
Haiku # 20581, May 19, 2002 1:42 am ET
by ronin@stillatitdude

tomorrow
Haiku # 20580, May 19, 2002 1:19 am ET
by indiana

......"slippery when wet"
so the road sign informs me
.........only way to go
Haiku # 20579, May 19, 2002 12:07 am ET
by ronin@higokuhijewelsoarewetannedyet
loli popped all night
staring at the blue ceiling
lonely and empty
Haiku # 20578, May 18, 2002 11:34 pm ET
by jewel1

...........okay okay so
Tom could be tom perhaps, yes
.......that could be a start
Haiku # 20577, May 18, 2002 11:02 pm ET
by bartender ronin

that would be "lou"
Haiku # 20576, May 18, 2002 10:19 pm ET
by *sigh*

....as louie armstrong says
..it's a wonderful world yeah
........rainbows in the sky

.........people passing by
they say how do you do, yeah
...........i say i love you
Haiku # 20575, May 18, 2002 10:16 pm ET
by ronin@suchanicesong

.........send me a pillow*
where you lay your head to rest
.......scent of love so true

............(or a picture)
Haiku # 20574, May 18, 2002 10:09 pm ET
by ronin@whyamisomushy

...bare my soul to you?
it is etched in every poem
....that i make for you
Haiku # 20573, May 18, 2002 10:02 pm ET
by ronin

.hey, what's with this Tom
and what is he to you babe
.......am i not enough
Haiku # 20572, May 18, 2002 9:54 pm ET
by ronin@standingbytheshorealoneatlateafternoonthrowingcowshellsattheocean
no tiny ticks of ran-
dom flicks from the invisi-
ble, just rain falling.
Haiku # 20571, May 18, 2002 9:48 pm ET
by k

...can you moan for me
one that is sincere but hot
.......diving into you
Haiku # 20570, May 18, 2002 9:48 pm ET
by the new bartender
purchased tom waits' new
albums today, I don't care
if his voice gasp, rasps

those who pick on this
elementary beauty
forget that it's Tom

after all.....
Haiku # 20569, May 18, 2002 9:46 pm ET
by k

.maybe you have trysts
heavens may be jealous
.....take ronin along

.(he's good at massage)
Haiku # 20568, May 18, 2002 9:44 pm ET
by bartender with time@travelagencyaskingaboutjamaica
solve all leaps of light
raptures are hard to sustain
go moan somewhere else
Haiku # 20567, May 18, 2002 9:42 pm ET
by k of poetry coming back...finally
my sex on the beach
happened in Jamaica where
it is plentiful
Haiku # 20566, May 18, 2002 9:04 pm ET
by Lolita
My Sex on the Beach
Drinks came out quite well last nite
New bartender here?
Haiku # 20565, May 18, 2002 8:59 pm ET
by WyldKyss
won der ful ly or
simply won der fully, hhmm
poetic license
Haiku # 20564, May 18, 2002 4:50 pm ET
by time for renewal
wet stones dry by fire
so wonderfully formatted
old world workmanship
Haiku # 20563, May 18, 2002 4:46 pm ET
by rain rain go away
champagne and mangoes
what a way to spend the day
rainwater and time
Haiku # 20562, May 18, 2002 4:34 pm ET
by A. Musing
words are cumbrances
so I lay them down, try to
arrange them neatly
Haiku # 20561, May 18, 2002 4:32 pm ET
by Boston gal
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