Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

won der ful ly or
simply won der fully, hhmm
poetic license
Haiku # 20564, May 18, 2002 4:50 pm ET
by time for renewal
wet stones dry by fire
so wonderfully formatted
old world workmanship
Haiku # 20563, May 18, 2002 4:46 pm ET
by rain rain go away
champagne and mangoes
what a way to spend the day
rainwater and time
Haiku # 20562, May 18, 2002 4:34 pm ET
by A. Musing
words are cumbrances
so I lay them down, try to
arrange them neatly
Haiku # 20561, May 18, 2002 4:32 pm ET
by Boston gal
rainwater and time
blur the face of memory
colors bleed and fade
Haiku # 20560, May 18, 2002 4:16 pm ET
by Lolita
Now I work again
But Never-ending Story
Was watched Friday night
Haiku # 20559, May 18, 2002 3:38 pm ET
by WyldKyss
first day at the shore
all it does is rain and rain
then it rained some more
Haiku # 20558, May 18, 2002 11:30 am ET
by not A. Musing
illuminations
bits of colored stone and glass
empty promises
Haiku # 20557, May 18, 2002 11:26 am ET
by Lolita misses ash
Tanzanite, lapiz
Amethysts and diamonds
playing in my hands
Haiku # 20556, May 18, 2002 8:56 am ET
by jewel1
Champagne and nachos
the sight of fireworks excites
Celebration now!
Haiku # 20555, May 18, 2002 8:53 am ET
by jewel1
L.A.'s NoT ThAt BaD
If You HaVe CaBlE T.v.
OtHeRWiSe....Ho HuM...

alanakongmagawaditouwinguwinakotalaga...
Haiku # 20554, May 18, 2002 4:01 am ET
by goku

.welcome back goku
wonderfully formatted
poem you have there

.(yosalangkoakspre)
Haiku # 20553, May 18, 2002 3:01 am ET
by ronin@itssohotinLA
PiDgEoNs AlL OvEr
StArBuCkS oN EveRy CorNer
WeLcOmE tO L.A.

roninmustanapre...
Haiku # 20552, May 18, 2002 2:35 am ET
by gOkU
PiDgEoNs AlL OvEr
StArBuCkS oN EveRy CorNer
WeLcOmE tO L.A.

Haiku # 20551, May 18, 2002 2:34 am ET
by gOkU

now back to haiku
Haiku # 20550, May 17, 2002 9:57 pm ET
by indiana
Haiku # 20549, May 17, 2002 9:06 pm ET
by indiana

......i like pretzels too
in fact i taste just like one
.........i'm also salty

Haiku # 20548, May 17, 2002 8:46 pm ET
by ronin@mmm...ijustlovepretzels

..that may be quite hard
to do but with you oh well
....anytime sweet babe
Haiku # 20547, May 17, 2002 8:37 pm ET
by ronin@anaturalgrasshopper
bluegrass jam, sitting?
how can you not be dancing?
let the good times roll
Haiku # 20546, May 17, 2002 6:43 pm ET
by Cajun twostepper
Oh, Gardettos, you!
Salty pretzle party mix
Makes my mouth happy
Haiku # 20545, May 17, 2002 5:39 pm ET
by WyldKyss
listening to a
bluegrass jam while ignoring
the world around me

Haiku # 20544, May 17, 2002 4:55 pm ET
by k
Am flattered you like
jello haiku. Feel free to
use, but just for good

(not for evil)
Haiku # 20543, May 17, 2002 4:25 pm ET
by Chowderhead
happy again, don't
know why, except to say that
poetry helps some
Haiku # 20542, May 17, 2002 1:32 pm ET
by k
But this joy, disguised
is yours already, you've been
longing again for what

you have
Haiku # 20541, May 17, 2002 1:30 pm ET
by k of the rest of the poem went like this
internet connec-
tion gave out last night, but I
had so much more to

share.
Haiku # 20540, May 17, 2002 1:28 pm ET
by k of ronini'dgobarhoppingwithyouanytimebutonlyifwehopononefootthewholetime
the hoofy haiku,
may I use it? will leave your
name on ... a master piece.
Haiku # 20539, May 17, 2002 1:19 pm ET
by those lazy, crazy, goofy, hoofy days of summmerrrr ....soda's, pretzles and beer???
A fine line between
fishing and standing on shore
like an idiot
Haiku # 20538, May 17, 2002 12:54 pm ET
by Chowderhead
Watch it wiggle. See
it jiggle. Cool and fruity
and it
Haiku # 20537, May 17, 2002 12:54 pm ET
by Chowderhead
the mahamudra?
the five paths and ten stages,
lets just go swimming!
Haiku # 20536, May 17, 2002 12:43 pm ET
by floating bliss
childhood memories
entering summer cottage
cedar scents the air
Haiku # 20535, May 17, 2002 12:22 pm ET
by Boston gal

.............expected, indy
now here's something quite novel
................Be7, yes!
Haiku # 20534, May 17, 2002 10:44 am ET
by ronin@nowwheresthatdangbook

.........movies entertain
but the themes keep repeating
........quite boring really
Haiku # 20533, May 17, 2002 10:42 am ET
by ronin@whynotaladybuggirloralizardmanoramutantlikemoxie


the clones have attacked
and they have duplicated
old jedi mind trick
Haiku # 20532, May 17, 2002 8:03 am ET
by indiana

indeed you had one
jedi knight guarding the stone
so i
Haiku # 20531, May 17, 2002 7:58 am ET
by indiana

indeed you had one
jedi knight guarding the stone
so i
Haiku # 20530, May 17, 2002 7:58 am ET
by indiana

...yo creo que la
cerveza bonissima
.....esta corona
Haiku # 20529, May 17, 2002 7:33 am ET
by ronin@

.......my mistake indy
my algebra's gone haywire
.........my move: Nc6
Haiku # 20528, May 17, 2002 7:31 am ET
by ronin

...cognac's best for me
making me feel romantic
.....and non-sensical
Haiku # 20527, May 17, 2002 5:47 am ET
by ronin@soklikeyoufeelgoingbarhopping
I am a big bug.
Watch me make many children
And eat my husband.
Haiku # 20526, May 17, 2002 5:14 am ET
by Say-Goodnight Gracie
Here is a big tree.
It is a big old big tree.
My, what a big tree.

Haiku # 20525, May 17, 2002 5:13 am ET
by Say-Goodnight Gracie
To master the language
of gestures is to learn all
you need to know to

enter your life And
embrace it tightly, with a
species of joy You've
Haiku # 20524, May 17, 2002 4:46 am ET
by k of from Carl Dennis--- a good snippet from a poem
anyway, just here
sharing a private joke but
whatever, drinks on

me
Haiku # 20523, May 17, 2002 4:20 am ET
by k of to everyone (not Moxie) hi Ronin!
swiming suits are so
overrated, why not just
get a PHD?
Haiku # 20522, May 17, 2002 4:12 am ET
by k
for all those people
going to antwerp, have fun
drink really good ale!
Haiku # 20521, May 17, 2002 4:07 am ET
by k
anyway, going
away parties are so much
hassel. why reply?

;)
Haiku # 20520, May 17, 2002 4:04 am ET
by k of scott 2 scotch
think i'll go by "scotch"
hmm, that gives me an idea
think i'll go buy scotch
Haiku # 20519, May 16, 2002 11:46 pm ET
by scotch (formerly scott, scotological, scott the satyrical, fgv, etc)
it's a common name
but not to confuse people:
you're "uppercase scott"
Haiku # 20518, May 16, 2002 11:45 pm ET
by scott to scott
so many good haiku
on a bad haiku webpage,
what's up with that ehh?
Haiku # 20517, May 16, 2002 11:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The space is bigger,
And, the filling is smaller,
Time for a divorce.
Haiku # 20516, May 16, 2002 11:35 pm ET
by scott, I would say so long honey but you would probably laugh
I'm off from work now
Heading to the Irish Pub
Maybe get free beer
Haiku # 20515, May 16, 2002 8:56 pm ET
by WyldKyss
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