I am a big bug.
Watch me make many children
And eat my husband.

Here is a big tree.
It is a big old big tree.
My, what a big tree.

To master the language
of gestures is to learn all
you need to know to

enter your life And
embrace it tightly, with a
species of joy You've

anyway, just here
sharing a private joke but
whatever, drinks on

me

swiming suits are so
overrated, why not just
get a PHD?

for all those people
going to antwerp, have fun
drink really good ale!

anyway, going
away parties are so much
hassel. why reply?

;)

think i'll go by "scotch"
hmm, that gives me an idea
think i'll go buy scotch

it's a common name
but not to confuse people:
you're "uppercase scott"

so many good haiku
on a bad haiku webpage,
what's up with that ehh?

The space is bigger,
And, the filling is smaller,
Time for a divorce.

I'm off from work now
Heading to the Irish Pub
Maybe get free beer

now that spiderman
is through, people are into
that star wars bullshit.

(i hate people)

Clone movie was ok
Better than the first, but worse
Than the first three flick

Yoda kicked much ass
But I feared that Ani would
Rape the Senator.

Lucas needs to learn
To direct his actors so
Their acting won't suck.

love this stuff right here
but not as much as I love
the stuff over...there

ahh the power of
cheese! must be the most stupid
advertisement ever

neighbor's burning leaves
winds gusting to twenty knots
house is filled with smoke

tiny tim is dead
no no-no-no, he's outside
looking in...thank you!

Saran Wrap over
toilet rim. Girlfriend can

Cold fish, seaweed, and
rice, rolled up neat. That

Red-headed stepchild
David among Goliaths
Royal Crown Cola

Plop plop, fizz fizz. Oh
What a relief it is. Ahhh

A novel idea:
beer-flavored Budweiser. How
about it, Science?

Leggo my Eggo
Now there

people who don't use
turn signals on the highway
should ride with Moxie

poop poop poop poop poop
poop poop poop poop poop poop poop
poop poop poop poop poop

i can't wait until
people lose interest in
that spiderman crap

Commercials confuse
collect phone calls at midnight
I am George W. Bush

la reina de las
cervezas mexicanas:
negra modelo

beers that need a lime
a poor excuse for good hops
grandma has two cocks

........corona is fine
it's so light and less filling
........yet inebriating

battle of the clones
should be titled something like
recapturing dreams

I'll be at Midnite
Showing tonite, I'll be the
First to bitch after

don

Yuengling Lager beer
pity those who can't obtain
grandma has a cock

nothing like a wipe
to build dramatic tension
...just like blacking out

from "empire strikes..."
an unforgettable name:
peter suschitzky

"blow up the death star"
three out of the four movies
use that plot device

i'm gonna boycott
no way i'll get fooled again...
(who am i kidding?)

All this cock talk has
Reminded me that Lucas
waves his with Star Wars.

"proof that god loves us
and wants us to be happy"
- ben franklin on beer

feel the spell of love
desire makes our world bear fruit
or was it the beer

for commercial beer:
lagunitas ipa
"homicidal hops"

but now i'm thirsty
diet pepsi won't cut it
should have brought my flask

India pale ale
also quite a favorite
though it's rather strong

*scale from one to ten*

but first, Belgian beer
I'd place Japanese at tenth
Guinness would rank third

i'm going to france
to straighten that whole mess out
but first, belgian beer

colonel: french spelling
german pronounciation
sieg heil, Jean-Marie!

secret recipes
young hens are much juicier
than those old dry cocks

multicocked Grandma
spinning and spurting love shot
where did she get them?

........sparring with buttheads
bashing their brains with lead pipes
........fucking butthead brains