Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

Am flattered you like
jello haiku. Feel free to
use, but just for good

(not for evil)
Haiku # 20543, May 17, 2002 4:25 pm ET
by Chowderhead
happy again, don't
know why, except to say that
poetry helps some
Haiku # 20542, May 17, 2002 1:32 pm ET
by k
But this joy, disguised
is yours already, you've been
longing again for what

you have
Haiku # 20541, May 17, 2002 1:30 pm ET
by k of the rest of the poem went like this
internet connec-
tion gave out last night, but I
had so much more to

share.
Haiku # 20540, May 17, 2002 1:28 pm ET
by k of ronini'dgobarhoppingwithyouanytimebutonlyifwehopononefootthewholetime
the hoofy haiku,
may I use it? will leave your
name on ... a master piece.
Haiku # 20539, May 17, 2002 1:19 pm ET
by those lazy, crazy, goofy, hoofy days of summmerrrr ....soda's, pretzles and beer???
A fine line between
fishing and standing on shore
like an idiot
Haiku # 20538, May 17, 2002 12:54 pm ET
by Chowderhead
Watch it wiggle. See
it jiggle. Cool and fruity
and it
Haiku # 20537, May 17, 2002 12:54 pm ET
by Chowderhead
the mahamudra?
the five paths and ten stages,
lets just go swimming!
Haiku # 20536, May 17, 2002 12:43 pm ET
by floating bliss
childhood memories
entering summer cottage
cedar scents the air
Haiku # 20535, May 17, 2002 12:22 pm ET
by Boston gal

.............expected, indy
now here's something quite novel
................Be7, yes!
Haiku # 20534, May 17, 2002 10:44 am ET
by ronin@nowwheresthatdangbook

.........movies entertain
but the themes keep repeating
........quite boring really
Haiku # 20533, May 17, 2002 10:42 am ET
by ronin@whynotaladybuggirloralizardmanoramutantlikemoxie


the clones have attacked
and they have duplicated
old jedi mind trick
Haiku # 20532, May 17, 2002 8:03 am ET
by indiana

indeed you had one
jedi knight guarding the stone
so i
Haiku # 20531, May 17, 2002 7:58 am ET
by indiana

indeed you had one
jedi knight guarding the stone
so i
Haiku # 20530, May 17, 2002 7:58 am ET
by indiana

...yo creo que la
cerveza bonissima
.....esta corona
Haiku # 20529, May 17, 2002 7:33 am ET
by ronin@

.......my mistake indy
my algebra's gone haywire
.........my move: Nc6
Haiku # 20528, May 17, 2002 7:31 am ET
by ronin

...cognac's best for me
making me feel romantic
.....and non-sensical
Haiku # 20527, May 17, 2002 5:47 am ET
by ronin@soklikeyoufeelgoingbarhopping
I am a big bug.
Watch me make many children
And eat my husband.
Haiku # 20526, May 17, 2002 5:14 am ET
by Say-Goodnight Gracie
Here is a big tree.
It is a big old big tree.
My, what a big tree.

Haiku # 20525, May 17, 2002 5:13 am ET
by Say-Goodnight Gracie
To master the language
of gestures is to learn all
you need to know to

enter your life And
embrace it tightly, with a
species of joy You've
Haiku # 20524, May 17, 2002 4:46 am ET
by k of from Carl Dennis--- a good snippet from a poem
anyway, just here
sharing a private joke but
whatever, drinks on

me
Haiku # 20523, May 17, 2002 4:20 am ET
by k of to everyone (not Moxie) hi Ronin!
swiming suits are so
overrated, why not just
get a PHD?
Haiku # 20522, May 17, 2002 4:12 am ET
by k
for all those people
going to antwerp, have fun
drink really good ale!
Haiku # 20521, May 17, 2002 4:07 am ET
by k
anyway, going
away parties are so much
hassel. why reply?

;)
Haiku # 20520, May 17, 2002 4:04 am ET
by k of scott 2 scotch
think i'll go by "scotch"
hmm, that gives me an idea
think i'll go buy scotch
Haiku # 20519, May 16, 2002 11:46 pm ET
by scotch (formerly scott, scotological, scott the satyrical, fgv, etc)
it's a common name
but not to confuse people:
you're "uppercase scott"
Haiku # 20518, May 16, 2002 11:45 pm ET
by scott to scott
so many good haiku
on a bad haiku webpage,
what's up with that ehh?
Haiku # 20517, May 16, 2002 11:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The space is bigger,
And, the filling is smaller,
Time for a divorce.
Haiku # 20516, May 16, 2002 11:35 pm ET
by scott, I would say so long honey but you would probably laugh
I'm off from work now
Heading to the Irish Pub
Maybe get free beer
Haiku # 20515, May 16, 2002 8:56 pm ET
by WyldKyss
now that spiderman
is through, people are into
that star wars bullshit.

(i hate people)
Haiku # 20514, May 16, 2002 6:20 pm ET
by jackass@themovies
Clone movie was ok
Better than the first, but worse
Than the first three flick

Yoda kicked much ass
But I feared that Ani would
Rape the Senator.

Lucas needs to learn
To direct his actors so
Their acting won't suck.
Haiku # 20513, May 16, 2002 6:04 pm ET
by WyldKyss
love this stuff right here
but not as much as I love
the stuff over...there
Haiku # 20512, May 16, 2002 4:12 pm ET
by grass is always greener
ahh the power of
cheese! must be the most stupid
advertisement ever
Haiku # 20511, May 16, 2002 3:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
neighbor's burning leaves
winds gusting to twenty knots
house is filled with smoke
Haiku # 20510, May 16, 2002 3:24 pm ET
by Geez! call 911
tiny tim is dead
no no-no-no, he's outside
looking in...thank you!
Haiku # 20509, May 16, 2002 12:53 pm ET
by scott (another sing along)
Saran Wrap over
toilet rim. Girlfriend can
Haiku # 20508, May 16, 2002 8:35 am ET
by Chowderhead
Cold fish, seaweed, and
rice, rolled up neat. That
Haiku # 20507, May 16, 2002 8:35 am ET
by Chowderhead
Red-headed stepchild
David among Goliaths
Royal Crown Cola
Haiku # 20506, May 16, 2002 8:34 am ET
by Chowderhead
Plop plop, fizz fizz. Oh
What a relief it is. Ahhh
Haiku # 20505, May 16, 2002 8:34 am ET
by Chowderhead
A novel idea:
beer-flavored Budweiser. How
about it, Science?
Haiku # 20504, May 16, 2002 8:33 am ET
by Chowderhead
Leggo my Eggo
Now there
Haiku # 20503, May 16, 2002 8:31 am ET
by Chowderhead
people who don't use
turn signals on the highway
should ride with Moxie

Haiku # 20502, May 16, 2002 1:15 am ET
by k_against_ of my way or the highway
poop poop poop poop poop
poop poop poop poop poop poop poop
poop poop poop poop poop
Haiku # 20501, May 15, 2002 10:29 pm ET
by LPG
i can't wait until
people lose interest in
that spiderman crap
Haiku # 20500, May 15, 2002 10:28 pm ET
by jackass@themovies
Commercials confuse
collect phone calls at midnight
I am George W. Bush

Haiku # 20499, May 15, 2002 10:27 pm ET
by hugh
la reina de las
cervezas mexicanas:
negra modelo
Haiku # 20498, May 15, 2002 9:22 pm ET
by scott, sin duda
beers that need a lime
a poor excuse for good hops
grandma has two cocks
Haiku # 20497, May 15, 2002 7:44 pm ET
by ap

........corona is fine
it's so light and less filling
........yet inebriating
Haiku # 20496, May 15, 2002 7:14 pm ET
by ronin@WyldKyssisOphra?
battle of the clones
should be titled something like
recapturing dreams
Haiku # 20495, May 15, 2002 7:08 pm ET
by sigh
I'll be at Midnite
Showing tonite, I'll be the
First to bitch after
Haiku # 20494, May 15, 2002 7:00 pm ET
by WyldKyss
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