Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

rEd aNd Blue LiGhTs FlAsH
wAiLinG cRiEs FloOdS mY sEnSes
cOp PuLLs Me OvEr
Haiku # 20584, May 19, 2002 3:44 am ET
by goku
all four jedi knights
makes a force to reckon with
quickly
Haiku # 20583, May 19, 2002 3:28 am ET
by indiana

...............Nf3 I say
measure and counter-measure
.......pre-ops and post-ops

.......(ruy-petroff hybrid or
...........simply, inanity?)
Haiku # 20582, May 19, 2002 1:48 am ET
by ronin@tooearlyforactionbutthenwhattheheck

....red alert haiku
red alert haiku red a
....lert haiku red a

(so whats new goku)
Haiku # 20581, May 19, 2002 1:42 am ET
by ronin@stillatitdude

tomorrow
Haiku # 20580, May 19, 2002 1:19 am ET
by indiana

......"slippery when wet"
so the road sign informs me
.........only way to go
Haiku # 20579, May 19, 2002 12:07 am ET
by ronin@higokuhijewelsoarewetannedyet
loli popped all night
staring at the blue ceiling
lonely and empty
Haiku # 20578, May 18, 2002 11:34 pm ET
by jewel1

...........okay okay so
Tom could be tom perhaps, yes
.......that could be a start
Haiku # 20577, May 18, 2002 11:02 pm ET
by bartender ronin

that would be "lou"
Haiku # 20576, May 18, 2002 10:19 pm ET
by *sigh*

....as louie armstrong says
..it's a wonderful world yeah
........rainbows in the sky

.........people passing by
they say how do you do, yeah
...........i say i love you
Haiku # 20575, May 18, 2002 10:16 pm ET
by ronin@suchanicesong

.........send me a pillow*
where you lay your head to rest
.......scent of love so true

............(or a picture)
Haiku # 20574, May 18, 2002 10:09 pm ET
by ronin@whyamisomushy

...bare my soul to you?
it is etched in every poem
....that i make for you
Haiku # 20573, May 18, 2002 10:02 pm ET
by ronin

.hey, what's with this Tom
and what is he to you babe
.......am i not enough
Haiku # 20572, May 18, 2002 9:54 pm ET
by ronin@standingbytheshorealoneatlateafternoonthrowingcowshellsattheocean
no tiny ticks of ran-
dom flicks from the invisi-
ble, just rain falling.
Haiku # 20571, May 18, 2002 9:48 pm ET
by k

...can you moan for me
one that is sincere but hot
.......diving into you
Haiku # 20570, May 18, 2002 9:48 pm ET
by the new bartender
purchased tom waits' new
albums today, I don't care
if his voice gasp, rasps

those who pick on this
elementary beauty
forget that it's Tom

after all.....
Haiku # 20569, May 18, 2002 9:46 pm ET
by k

.maybe you have trysts
heavens may be jealous
.....take ronin along

.(he's good at massage)
Haiku # 20568, May 18, 2002 9:44 pm ET
by bartender with time@travelagencyaskingaboutjamaica
solve all leaps of light
raptures are hard to sustain
go moan somewhere else
Haiku # 20567, May 18, 2002 9:42 pm ET
by k of poetry coming back...finally
my sex on the beach
happened in Jamaica where
it is plentiful
Haiku # 20566, May 18, 2002 9:04 pm ET
by Lolita
My Sex on the Beach
Drinks came out quite well last nite
New bartender here?
Haiku # 20565, May 18, 2002 8:59 pm ET
by WyldKyss
won der ful ly or
simply won der fully, hhmm
poetic license
Haiku # 20564, May 18, 2002 4:50 pm ET
by time for renewal
wet stones dry by fire
so wonderfully formatted
old world workmanship
Haiku # 20563, May 18, 2002 4:46 pm ET
by rain rain go away
champagne and mangoes
what a way to spend the day
rainwater and time
Haiku # 20562, May 18, 2002 4:34 pm ET
by A. Musing
words are cumbrances
so I lay them down, try to
arrange them neatly
Haiku # 20561, May 18, 2002 4:32 pm ET
by Boston gal
rainwater and time
blur the face of memory
colors bleed and fade
Haiku # 20560, May 18, 2002 4:16 pm ET
by Lolita
Now I work again
But Never-ending Story
Was watched Friday night
Haiku # 20559, May 18, 2002 3:38 pm ET
by WyldKyss
first day at the shore
all it does is rain and rain
then it rained some more
Haiku # 20558, May 18, 2002 11:30 am ET
by not A. Musing
illuminations
bits of colored stone and glass
empty promises
Haiku # 20557, May 18, 2002 11:26 am ET
by Lolita misses ash
Tanzanite, lapiz
Amethysts and diamonds
playing in my hands
Haiku # 20556, May 18, 2002 8:56 am ET
by jewel1
Champagne and nachos
the sight of fireworks excites
Celebration now!
Haiku # 20555, May 18, 2002 8:53 am ET
by jewel1
L.A.'s NoT ThAt BaD
If You HaVe CaBlE T.v.
OtHeRWiSe....Ho HuM...

alanakongmagawaditouwinguwinakotalaga...
Haiku # 20554, May 18, 2002 4:01 am ET
by goku

.welcome back goku
wonderfully formatted
poem you have there

.(yosalangkoakspre)
Haiku # 20553, May 18, 2002 3:01 am ET
by ronin@itssohotinLA
PiDgEoNs AlL OvEr
StArBuCkS oN EveRy CorNer
WeLcOmE tO L.A.

roninmustanapre...
Haiku # 20552, May 18, 2002 2:35 am ET
by gOkU
PiDgEoNs AlL OvEr
StArBuCkS oN EveRy CorNer
WeLcOmE tO L.A.

Haiku # 20551, May 18, 2002 2:34 am ET
by gOkU

now back to haiku
Haiku # 20550, May 17, 2002 9:57 pm ET
by indiana
Haiku # 20549, May 17, 2002 9:06 pm ET
by indiana

......i like pretzels too
in fact i taste just like one
.........i'm also salty

Haiku # 20548, May 17, 2002 8:46 pm ET
by ronin@mmm...ijustlovepretzels

..that may be quite hard
to do but with you oh well
....anytime sweet babe
Haiku # 20547, May 17, 2002 8:37 pm ET
by ronin@anaturalgrasshopper
bluegrass jam, sitting?
how can you not be dancing?
let the good times roll
Haiku # 20546, May 17, 2002 6:43 pm ET
by Cajun twostepper
Oh, Gardettos, you!
Salty pretzle party mix
Makes my mouth happy
Haiku # 20545, May 17, 2002 5:39 pm ET
by WyldKyss
listening to a
bluegrass jam while ignoring
the world around me

Haiku # 20544, May 17, 2002 4:55 pm ET
by k
Am flattered you like
jello haiku. Feel free to
use, but just for good

(not for evil)
Haiku # 20543, May 17, 2002 4:25 pm ET
by Chowderhead
happy again, don't
know why, except to say that
poetry helps some
Haiku # 20542, May 17, 2002 1:32 pm ET
by k
But this joy, disguised
is yours already, you've been
longing again for what

you have
Haiku # 20541, May 17, 2002 1:30 pm ET
by k of the rest of the poem went like this
internet connec-
tion gave out last night, but I
had so much more to

share.
Haiku # 20540, May 17, 2002 1:28 pm ET
by k of ronini'dgobarhoppingwithyouanytimebutonlyifwehopononefootthewholetime
the hoofy haiku,
may I use it? will leave your
name on ... a master piece.
Haiku # 20539, May 17, 2002 1:19 pm ET
by those lazy, crazy, goofy, hoofy days of summmerrrr ....soda's, pretzles and beer???
A fine line between
fishing and standing on shore
like an idiot
Haiku # 20538, May 17, 2002 12:54 pm ET
by Chowderhead
Watch it wiggle. See
it jiggle. Cool and fruity
and it
Haiku # 20537, May 17, 2002 12:54 pm ET
by Chowderhead
the mahamudra?
the five paths and ten stages,
lets just go swimming!
Haiku # 20536, May 17, 2002 12:43 pm ET
by floating bliss
childhood memories
entering summer cottage
cedar scents the air
Haiku # 20535, May 17, 2002 12:22 pm ET
by Boston gal
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