Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

that coffee to go?
buy the crop or by the cup?
extra (raw) sugar
Haiku # 20642, May 20, 2002 4:19 pm ET
by Aloha
many plantations
pineapple and sugar cane
coffee by the crop
Haiku # 20641, May 20, 2002 4:17 pm ET
by Aloha
saw David Bowie
yacht docks in Honululu
his eyes looked just fine
Haiku # 20640, May 20, 2002 4:13 pm ET
by Boston gal...really
a space oddity
thin line between love and hat
grandma has a cock

downloading all night
where is david bowie now?
how are his eyes now?

green cane rises up
from a sea of morning mist
sun on horizon
Haiku # 20639, May 20, 2002 3:16 pm ET
by mellie
I love to succeed
how much I crave it, thirst it
but I know I suck
Haiku # 20638, May 20, 2002 3:07 pm ET
by mellie
One must remember
Those who help themselves succeed
While others just wait!
Haiku # 20637, May 20, 2002 2:50 pm ET
by WyldKyss
my name is k, I
use hitache plug and play
a/c dildos

get some help there girl!
Haiku # 20636, May 20, 2002 1:48 pm ET
by this modern world
the lady named k?
r-e-s-p-e-c-t?
she must help herself.

a 12 step group,
"my name is k,and I use
erotic jello"?
Haiku # 20635, May 20, 2002 1:45 pm ET
by this modern world
To Plugged-in dildo:
I think Hitachi is name
of plug-in-wall one.
Haiku # 20634, May 20, 2002 1:15 pm ET
by WyldKyss
don't count on mellie
with her mind in the gutter
and what's more she sucks
Haiku # 20633, May 20, 2002 1:14 pm ET
by mellie
leonine yellow
some with stripes and some without
anyone want a cat?
Haiku # 20632, May 20, 2002 12:04 pm ET
by oh my...nine kits from one fat cat
painful writer's block
inspitation down sewer
mind full of crap
Haiku # 20631, May 20, 2002 11:01 am ET
by mellie
I'm from Switzerland
richest smoothest piece around
you know you want me
Haiku # 20630, May 20, 2002 11:00 am ET
by Lindt

.the king can do with-
out its safety tempora-
......rily, or will it

...(hmmm. so many
...variations, all wild)
Haiku # 20629, May 20, 2002 10:34 am ET
by ronin@pxporo-o?

.it comes with old age
..constipated energy
..finds not its release
Haiku # 20628, May 20, 2002 10:30 am ET
by ronin



at the tunnel
Haiku # 20627, May 20, 2002 10:05 am ET
by indiana
The stink of donuts...
such sweet aroma of fart
is preferable
Haiku # 20626, May 20, 2002 9:06 am ET
by jewel1
The complete darkness...
suffocating, rest, stop, death
until the dawn comes
Haiku # 20625, May 20, 2002 9:02 am ET
by jewel1
turd like a cowpat
colonic evacuation
Haiku # 20624, May 20, 2002 8:54 am ET
by ash
silhouette of trees
fireflies hovering high
bonfire by the hut

scent of burning leaves
lovesongs of crickets chirping
lovely moorise shows
Haiku # 20623, May 20, 2002 8:52 am ET
by jewel1
glaring ugliness
going through a microscope
its real...imperfect
Haiku # 20622, May 20, 2002 8:47 am ET
by jewel1



forbearing safety
the colored king looks stranded
Haiku # 20621, May 20, 2002 8:46 am ET
by indiana
The serenity...
Of dusk and the dawn
shadows block the light
Haiku # 20620, May 20, 2002 8:44 am ET
by jewel1
lindt is delicious
click of high cocoa content
bittersweet delight
Haiku # 20619, May 20, 2002 8:42 am ET
by ash

........a little respect
for the lady called k might
......be in order dude
Haiku # 20618, May 20, 2002 8:03 am ET
by ronin

.......go see anaheim
and its roller-coaster rides
.....at walt disneyland

.(mox might have a side-
line doing dundee's crock)
Haiku # 20617, May 20, 2002 7:39 am ET
by ronin@theircowboybarsaremustwiththeircowboyandcowgirldances

.....watch out goku dude
for that mutant called moxie
........he lives near LA

..........(good luck)
Haiku # 20616, May 20, 2002 7:35 am ET
by ronin@oksoitseithernewyorkorla

..here's my reply bro
........P-Q3 or d6
..hey who is this Lindt

(not mellie perchance)
Haiku # 20615, May 20, 2002 7:29 am ET
by ronin@DUIisaseriousoffenseinvolvingmoralturpidudebabe
sitting patient-ly
for that one sigh of relief
to quicken the guuuuuuts


Haiku # 20614, May 19, 2002 9:29 pm ET
by indiana
how can I resist
my mouth opens just for it
quickly I unzip
Haiku # 20613, May 19, 2002 11:48 am ET
by dark Lindt...yum
thinking about it
makes me want it even more
I love chocolate
Haiku # 20612, May 19, 2002 11:47 am ET
by of course only dark Lindt will do

just lose a lot of weight j/k
Haiku # 20611, May 19, 2002 10:40 am ET
by ronin@nitenite

.......pseudo ephedrine
is the lame component dude
......check out h chloric
Haiku # 20610, May 19, 2002 10:38 am ET
by ronin@soashbeenspacedoutlately

i rule here scott dude
.yo soy numero UNO
....sin duda verdad
Haiku # 20609, May 19, 2002 10:36 am ET
by ronin

..........cable in LA?
what is the matter my man
...go out and smoke crack

..(city's going to the dogs
.............anway)
Haiku # 20608, May 19, 2002 10:35 am ET
by ronin@manhattanisitmyman
that might start something
an explosion of some sort
better be carefull
Haiku # 20607, May 19, 2002 10:18 am ET
by mellie
back on your pins mate?
remember bung daddy ash
don't say * senokot*
Haiku # 20606, May 19, 2002 10:16 am ET
by mellie
prolonged holiday
seemed like such a small fracture
to force a big break
Haiku # 20605, May 19, 2002 9:08 am ET
by ash
a pair of crutches
some internal fixation
behold the new me
Haiku # 20604, May 19, 2002 9:06 am ET
by ash
morphine pca,
panadeine forte, tramadol :
senokot chaser
Haiku # 20603, May 19, 2002 8:59 am ET
by ash
erotic jello.
I like the niggly jiggly,
pants-ward ho it goes.
Haiku # 20602, May 19, 2002 5:59 am ET
by k, no dildo so.....
my friends say i'm cute
like the sound made when a pig
is slapped with a plank.
Haiku # 20601, May 19, 2002 5:57 am ET
by k, ku from my alabama bluegrass-groupie days
wait a few minutes
after painting your nipples,
then put a shirt on.
Haiku # 20600, May 19, 2002 5:56 am ET
by k, can't sleep so ......
the scent of jasmine --
all I remember before
she slugged me
Haiku # 20599, May 19, 2002 5:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
hitting the sack now
i'm sure when I awake there
will be false haikus

'night!
Haiku # 20598, May 19, 2002 5:24 am ET
by k
imposters have a
special talent. They cling to
anything offered
Haiku # 20597, May 19, 2002 5:23 am ET
by k of and #20595 wasn't mine, but whatever
nice night, still i feel
that insatiable lonli-
ness, must find a man
Haiku # 20596, May 19, 2002 5:21 am ET
by k of ummm...so anyway
the batteries ran out!
anyone know if they make
good plug-in dildo's?
Haiku # 20595, May 19, 2002 5:20 am ET
by k, feeling like feeling
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 20593, May 19, 2002 5:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have sat and grown heavy with winter seasons
The rain has become a river on my face.
My skin bearing rings(the inside of trees).
Haiku # 20592, May 19, 2002 5:12 am ET
by Smiling Dolphin Leaping Free
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