Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
don't count on mellie
with her mind in the gutter
and what's more she sucks
Haiku # 20633 May 20, 2002 1:14 pm ET
by mellie
leonine yellow
some with stripes and some without
anyone want a cat?
Haiku # 20632 May 20, 2002 12:04 pm ET
by oh my...nine kits from one fat cat
painful writer's block
inspitation down sewer
mind full of crap
Haiku # 20631 May 20, 2002 11:01 am ET
by mellie
I'm from Switzerland
richest smoothest piece around
you know you want me
Haiku # 20630 May 20, 2002 11:00 am ET
by Lindt

.the king can do with-
out its safety tempora-
......rily, or will it

...(hmmm. so many
...variations, all wild)
Haiku # 20629 May 20, 2002 10:34 am ET
by ronin@pxporo-o?

.it comes with old age
..constipated energy
..finds not its release
Haiku # 20628 May 20, 2002 10:30 am ET
by ronin



at the tunnel
Haiku # 20627 May 20, 2002 10:05 am ET
by indiana
The stink of donuts...
such sweet aroma of fart
is preferable
Haiku # 20626 May 20, 2002 9:06 am ET
by jewel1
The complete darkness...
suffocating, rest, stop, death
until the dawn comes
Haiku # 20625 May 20, 2002 9:02 am ET
by jewel1
turd like a cowpat
colonic evacuation
Haiku # 20624 May 20, 2002 8:54 am ET
by ash
silhouette of trees
fireflies hovering high
bonfire by the hut

scent of burning leaves
lovesongs of crickets chirping
lovely moorise shows
Haiku # 20623 May 20, 2002 8:52 am ET
by jewel1
glaring ugliness
going through a microscope
its real...imperfect
Haiku # 20622 May 20, 2002 8:47 am ET
by jewel1



forbearing safety
the colored king looks stranded
Haiku # 20621 May 20, 2002 8:46 am ET
by indiana
The serenity...
Of dusk and the dawn
shadows block the light
Haiku # 20620 May 20, 2002 8:44 am ET
by jewel1
lindt is delicious
click of high cocoa content
bittersweet delight
Haiku # 20619 May 20, 2002 8:42 am ET
by ash

........a little respect
for the lady called k might
......be in order dude
Haiku # 20618 May 20, 2002 8:03 am ET
by ronin

.......go see anaheim
and its roller-coaster rides
.....at walt disneyland

.(mox might have a side-
line doing dundee's crock)
Haiku # 20617 May 20, 2002 7:39 am ET
by ronin@theircowboybarsaremustwiththeircowboyandcowgirldances

.....watch out goku dude
for that mutant called moxie
........he lives near LA

..........(good luck)
Haiku # 20616 May 20, 2002 7:35 am ET
by ronin@oksoitseithernewyorkorla

..here's my reply bro
........P-Q3 or d6
..hey who is this Lindt

(not mellie perchance)
Haiku # 20615 May 20, 2002 7:29 am ET
by ronin@DUIisaseriousoffenseinvolvingmoralturpidudebabe
sitting patient-ly
for that one sigh of relief
to quicken the guuuuuuts


Haiku # 20614 May 19, 2002 9:29 pm ET
by indiana
how can I resist
my mouth opens just for it
quickly I unzip
Haiku # 20613 May 19, 2002 11:48 am ET
by dark Lindt...yum
thinking about it
makes me want it even more
I love chocolate
Haiku # 20612 May 19, 2002 11:47 am ET
by of course only dark Lindt will do

just lose a lot of weight j/k
Haiku # 20611 May 19, 2002 10:40 am ET
by ronin@nitenite

.......pseudo ephedrine
is the lame component dude
......check out h chloric
Haiku # 20610 May 19, 2002 10:38 am ET
by ronin@soashbeenspacedoutlately

i rule here scott dude
.yo soy numero UNO
....sin duda verdad
Haiku # 20609 May 19, 2002 10:36 am ET
by ronin

..........cable in LA?
what is the matter my man
...go out and smoke crack

..(city's going to the dogs
.............anway)
Haiku # 20608 May 19, 2002 10:35 am ET
by ronin@manhattanisitmyman
that might start something
an explosion of some sort
better be carefull
Haiku # 20607 May 19, 2002 10:18 am ET
by mellie
back on your pins mate?
remember bung daddy ash
don't say * senokot*
Haiku # 20606 May 19, 2002 10:16 am ET
by mellie
prolonged holiday
seemed like such a small fracture
to force a big break
Haiku # 20605 May 19, 2002 9:08 am ET
by ash
a pair of crutches
some internal fixation
behold the new me
Haiku # 20604 May 19, 2002 9:06 am ET
by ash
morphine pca,
panadeine forte, tramadol :
senokot chaser
Haiku # 20603 May 19, 2002 8:59 am ET
by ash
erotic jello.
I like the niggly jiggly,
pants-ward ho it goes.
Haiku # 20602 May 19, 2002 5:59 am ET
by k, no dildo so.....
my friends say i'm cute
like the sound made when a pig
is slapped with a plank.
Haiku # 20601 May 19, 2002 5:57 am ET
by k, ku from my alabama bluegrass-groupie days
wait a few minutes
after painting your nipples,
then put a shirt on.
Haiku # 20600 May 19, 2002 5:56 am ET
by k, can't sleep so ......
the scent of jasmine --
all I remember before
she slugged me
Haiku # 20599 May 19, 2002 5:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
hitting the sack now
i'm sure when I awake there
will be false haikus

'night!
Haiku # 20598 May 19, 2002 5:24 am ET
by k
imposters have a
special talent. They cling to
anything offered
Haiku # 20597 May 19, 2002 5:23 am ET
by k of and #20595 wasn't mine, but whatever
nice night, still i feel
that insatiable lonli-
ness, must find a man
Haiku # 20596 May 19, 2002 5:21 am ET
by k of ummm...so anyway
the batteries ran out!
anyone know if they make
good plug-in dildo's?
Haiku # 20595 May 19, 2002 5:20 am ET
by k, feeling like feeling
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 20593 May 19, 2002 5:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have sat and grown heavy with winter seasons
The rain has become a river on my face.
My skin bearing rings(the inside of trees).
Haiku # 20592 May 19, 2002 5:12 am ET
by Smiling Dolphin Leaping Free
I grow old,
I grow old under an open sky,
The animals have entered my bones,
They have wandered and found their trails through this forest.
Haiku # 20591 May 19, 2002 5:12 am ET
by Smiling Dolphin Leaping Free
The sky fills with earth people,
Spirits gather, become solid,
Water thunders over rocks,
Where am I going in such a rush?
Haiku # 20590 May 19, 2002 5:11 am ET
by Smiling Dolphin Leaping Free
scott's imposter is
easy to spot as he is
unoriginal
Haiku # 20589 May 19, 2002 5:04 am ET
by k of #20586 by scott...MY ASS
I am like a sail,
needing a warm summer breeze,
to move me to you.
Haiku # 20588 May 19, 2002 5:02 am ET
by call me
tom waits is a hard act
to follow as he is the
best musician 'round
Haiku # 20587 May 19, 2002 4:59 am ET
by k of but ronin still...i'm open to the idea
ronin's dots .... lamer
than rabbit droppings very
unnecessary
Haiku # 20586 May 19, 2002 4:58 am ET
by scott
He AsKeD iF i KnEw
WhY He HaD puLLed Me OveR
DUI?...hIc...HiC.....

Haiku # 20585 May 19, 2002 3:53 am ET
by goku
rEd aNd Blue LiGhTs FlAsH
wAiLinG cRiEs FloOdS mY sEnSes
cOp PuLLs Me OvEr
Haiku # 20584 May 19, 2002 3:44 am ET
by goku
all four jedi knights
makes a force to reckon with
quickly
Haiku # 20583 May 19, 2002 3:28 am ET
by indiana