Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
ya see, the past?
just so much crap...enlightenment?
what is advertised.
Haiku # 20667 May 21, 2002 1:10 pm ET
by get it? get it? just trying to reclaim the dots in this world from knuckle-head ronin

......i meant fisher guys
a toast to stephen jay gould
........evolution's ace
Haiku # 20666 May 21, 2002 1:09 pm ET
by ronin@thegreatpretender
cereal-box zen,
tomorrow is advertised,
the past..down toilet.
Haiku # 20665 May 21, 2002 1:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
let's pretend it's chess
while actually we just play
hide and seek all day
Haiku # 20664 May 21, 2002 11:15 am ET
by Lolita

....so bishop takes knight?
uh-hmmm...so tempting really
.....fischer-marshall style?

.(or a conservative korchnoi?)
Haiku # 20663 May 21, 2002 10:42 am ET
by ronin@givemeadaytoimbibetheframebro


Haiku # 20662 May 21, 2002 9:54 am ET
by indiana
Cereal boxtop
zen: tomorrow is coming
but yesterday
Haiku # 20661 May 21, 2002 9:37 am ET
by Chowderhead
now the motion's passed
how full is your ah, gender?
let's cut a rug Ash :-)

fox trot samba waltz
the canadian two-step
janis loves that one
Haiku # 20660 May 21, 2002 8:30 am ET
by mellie
committee meeting
now i can move a motion
without laxatives
Haiku # 20659 May 21, 2002 8:18 am ET
by ash

....city storm subsides
waters empty in the drain
.a young girl hawks news
Haiku # 20658 May 21, 2002 8:13 am ET
by ronin@

.....mellie is now back
.can moxie be far behind
stay tuned and watch out
Haiku # 20657 May 21, 2002 8:06 am ET
by ronin@a$64stephenkingquestion

"it's: Bd7"
..i meant
Haiku # 20656 May 21, 2002 8:04 am ET
by ronin

......suck your own dildo
and stop projecting yourself
.....in other's stead dude

Haiku # 20655 May 21, 2002 8:02 am ET
by ronin@hey!

.............cocoa you say
is that what your Lindts' made of
..........may i have a drink
Haiku # 20654 May 21, 2002 7:53 am ET
by ronin

......neither of the two
contemplated moves will do
...........it is: Bd7!

(the calm before the storm)
Haiku # 20653 May 21, 2002 7:50 am ET
by ronin@fucksuccessimspoiledandhappy
melody in blue
lyrical day fades away
moon's chorus begins
Haiku # 20650 May 20, 2002 8:56 pm ET
by rrrribbttt, rrrribttt, rrribttt
lusty summer wind
your breathless impatience does
tempt my every whim
Haiku # 20649 May 20, 2002 8:53 pm ET
by HOT HOT HOT in Florida
almost six o'clock
time to close my little shop
lock and set alarm
Haiku # 20648 May 20, 2002 5:32 pm ET
by ciao
revered and reviled
entertaining essayist
Stephen Jay Gould dies
Haiku # 20647 May 20, 2002 5:06 pm ET
by Harvard Man
potter shapes the clay
yielding to the craftsman's touch
gracefulness takes shape


potter shapes the clay
with a wave of magic wand
Harry makes a vase
Haiku # 20646 May 20, 2002 4:58 pm ET
by me...killing some time (the usual)
too much lindt, not good
won't find your belly-button
(lints a problem too)
Haiku # 20645 May 20, 2002 4:31 pm ET
by well, could be
this is Boston's spring
37 degrees (ouch)
on May twentieth
Haiku # 20644 May 20, 2002 4:25 pm ET
by oops
this is Boston's spring
37 degrees
on May twentieth
Haiku # 20643 May 20, 2002 4:24 pm ET
by who else
that coffee to go?
buy the crop or by the cup?
extra (raw) sugar
Haiku # 20642 May 20, 2002 4:19 pm ET
by Aloha
many plantations
pineapple and sugar cane
coffee by the crop
Haiku # 20641 May 20, 2002 4:17 pm ET
by Aloha
saw David Bowie
yacht docks in Honululu
his eyes looked just fine
Haiku # 20640 May 20, 2002 4:13 pm ET
by Boston gal...really
a space oddity
thin line between love and hat
grandma has a cock

downloading all night
where is david bowie now?
how are his eyes now?

green cane rises up
from a sea of morning mist
sun on horizon
Haiku # 20639 May 20, 2002 3:16 pm ET
by mellie
I love to succeed
how much I crave it, thirst it
but I know I suck
Haiku # 20638 May 20, 2002 3:07 pm ET
by mellie
One must remember
Those who help themselves succeed
While others just wait!
Haiku # 20637 May 20, 2002 2:50 pm ET
by WyldKyss
my name is k, I
use hitache plug and play
a/c dildos

get some help there girl!
Haiku # 20636 May 20, 2002 1:48 pm ET
by this modern world
the lady named k?
r-e-s-p-e-c-t?
she must help herself.

a 12 step group,
"my name is k,and I use
erotic jello"?
Haiku # 20635 May 20, 2002 1:45 pm ET
by this modern world
To Plugged-in dildo:
I think Hitachi is name
of plug-in-wall one.
Haiku # 20634 May 20, 2002 1:15 pm ET
by WyldKyss
don't count on mellie
with her mind in the gutter
and what's more she sucks
Haiku # 20633 May 20, 2002 1:14 pm ET
by mellie
leonine yellow
some with stripes and some without
anyone want a cat?
Haiku # 20632 May 20, 2002 12:04 pm ET
by oh my...nine kits from one fat cat
painful writer's block
inspitation down sewer
mind full of crap
Haiku # 20631 May 20, 2002 11:01 am ET
by mellie
I'm from Switzerland
richest smoothest piece around
you know you want me
Haiku # 20630 May 20, 2002 11:00 am ET
by Lindt

.the king can do with-
out its safety tempora-
......rily, or will it

...(hmmm. so many
...variations, all wild)
Haiku # 20629 May 20, 2002 10:34 am ET
by ronin@pxporo-o?

.it comes with old age
..constipated energy
..finds not its release
Haiku # 20628 May 20, 2002 10:30 am ET
by ronin



at the tunnel
Haiku # 20627 May 20, 2002 10:05 am ET
by indiana
The stink of donuts...
such sweet aroma of fart
is preferable
Haiku # 20626 May 20, 2002 9:06 am ET
by jewel1
The complete darkness...
suffocating, rest, stop, death
until the dawn comes
Haiku # 20625 May 20, 2002 9:02 am ET
by jewel1
turd like a cowpat
colonic evacuation
Haiku # 20624 May 20, 2002 8:54 am ET
by ash
silhouette of trees
fireflies hovering high
bonfire by the hut

scent of burning leaves
lovesongs of crickets chirping
lovely moorise shows
Haiku # 20623 May 20, 2002 8:52 am ET
by jewel1
glaring ugliness
going through a microscope
its real...imperfect
Haiku # 20622 May 20, 2002 8:47 am ET
by jewel1



forbearing safety
the colored king looks stranded
Haiku # 20621 May 20, 2002 8:46 am ET
by indiana
The serenity...
Of dusk and the dawn
shadows block the light
Haiku # 20620 May 20, 2002 8:44 am ET
by jewel1
lindt is delicious
click of high cocoa content
bittersweet delight
Haiku # 20619 May 20, 2002 8:42 am ET
by ash

........a little respect
for the lady called k might
......be in order dude
Haiku # 20618 May 20, 2002 8:03 am ET
by ronin

.......go see anaheim
and its roller-coaster rides
.....at walt disneyland

.(mox might have a side-
line doing dundee's crock)
Haiku # 20617 May 20, 2002 7:39 am ET
by ronin@theircowboybarsaremustwiththeircowboyandcowgirldances

.....watch out goku dude
for that mutant called moxie
........he lives near LA

..........(good luck)
Haiku # 20616 May 20, 2002 7:35 am ET
by ronin@oksoitseithernewyorkorla