Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

anyway, men who
logic love miss the point, those
that feel, just get it
Haiku # 20696, May 24, 2002 3:09 am ET
by k_against_models of why do guys say that want intellect? and then go just for looks????
skinned, and I'm 3
4, red hair, live the life of
a single chick and

I program, write, and
generally try to just
enjoy this weird life
Haiku # 20695, May 24, 2002 3:05 am ET
by k_still_against_everyone of working again finally, lost out at love (shocking!) and reading Roethke over and over again
sure whatever make
me into a sexual
object or just a

haiku girl, really
don't care I've slagged you all off
many times, I'm thick skinned
Haiku # 20694, May 24, 2002 3:03 am ET
by k_against_everyone of ronin, ap, WAHTEVER!!!! I just don't care. As long as it's not Mox


never been on board
the British ship QE2
as it sailed today
Haiku # 20693, May 23, 2002 8:27 pm ET
by indiana
to the web mistress:
I'm coming to Toronto
meet me for a drink?

early May Janis
would be fun to meet with you
is that possible?
Haiku # 20692, May 23, 2002 8:18 pm ET
by mellie
Bush knew, or did he?
Does it matter? It's only
Three thousand people.
Haiku # 20691, May 23, 2002 8:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet



try painting right side
polarity repels cops
while the poles attract
Haiku # 20690, May 23, 2002 7:00 pm ET
by indiana
My car will go zoom
Paint "Cop Magnet" on the side
Another ticket
Haiku # 20689, May 23, 2002 5:53 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Important thing lost
Vision is blurry today
Glasses left at home
Haiku # 20688, May 23, 2002 2:15 pm ET
by WyldKyss


that cardinal change
disrobes the queen to e2
for a fitting move

Haiku # 20687, May 23, 2002 8:44 am ET
by indiana

.i am quite constrained
to make a conservative
........reply - Bc6!
Haiku # 20686, May 23, 2002 5:32 am ET
by ronin@nowalkingonthewildsideforme


the table is set
with wine, silver and china
while time eats away
Haiku # 20685, May 23, 2002 4:14 am ET
by indiana
you know the answer,
all your job belong to us,
...................
Haiku # 20684, May 23, 2002 2:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Listening to stuff
Posting bad haikus on here
Is this what job is?
Haiku # 20683, May 22, 2002 8:21 pm ET
by WyldKyss

..20676
isnt mine
but AP's
Haiku # 20682, May 22, 2002 7:40 pm ET
by ronin

..20676
isnt mine
but AP's
Haiku # 20681, May 22, 2002 7:40 pm ET
by ronin

..20676
isnt mine
but AP's
Haiku # 20680, May 22, 2002 7:39 pm ET
by ronin
Local Radio
All your base are belong to
Us, is playing now.
Haiku # 20679, May 22, 2002 5:25 pm ET
by WyldKyss
are you counting ref?
rattle of pea, infringements
I cop penalty
Haiku # 20678, May 22, 2002 7:10 am ET
by mellie
a tight head pleases me
alfie handles balls with style
lockyer goes off

straight-up bennett
only thing crooked's ya smile
beautiful maroons
Haiku # 20677, May 22, 2002 7:03 am ET
by mellie, QUEENSLANDER!!
..............I am sorry k.............
.......I will not mock/imitate
.......you again, come back.....

........love's ya honey....
Haiku # 20676, May 22, 2002 1:12 am ET
by ronin......................................

..........let the lady be
she might have her own pacing
.......or none at all dude
Haiku # 20675, May 21, 2002 11:11 pm ET
by ronin@howaboutaknuckleheadsandwich

..with your latest move
you're practically giving
.....the center to me
Haiku # 20674, May 21, 2002 11:07 pm ET
by ronin to indy@areyousurethatyourmove
Lolita drops trou
(size two Calvin Kleins) says hey
kiss my royal ass
Haiku # 20673, May 21, 2002 4:27 pm ET
by Lolita to Anonymous Poster
My tooth aches right now
Medical Coverage costs lots
I just suck it up
Haiku # 20672, May 21, 2002 4:21 pm ET
by WyldKyss
The way he can float,
you'd think he was a dead whale.
Metaphors: so real.
Haiku # 20671, May 21, 2002 3:26 pm ET
by merlin of http://www.KungFuGrippe.com/
was never away
it looks like moxie's away
mostly with pixies
Haiku # 20670, May 21, 2002 2:23 pm ET
by mellie
HITLER HAD MY UFO BABY

Push, mein F
Haiku # 20669, May 21, 2002 1:28 pm ET
by Jonathan B
fuck off lolita
Haiku # 20668, May 21, 2002 1:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ya see, the past?
just so much crap...enlightenment?
what is advertised.
Haiku # 20667, May 21, 2002 1:10 pm ET
by get it? get it? just trying to reclaim the dots in this world from knuckle-head ronin

......i meant fisher guys
a toast to stephen jay gould
........evolution's ace
Haiku # 20666, May 21, 2002 1:09 pm ET
by ronin@thegreatpretender
cereal-box zen,
tomorrow is advertised,
the past..down toilet.
Haiku # 20665, May 21, 2002 1:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
let's pretend it's chess
while actually we just play
hide and seek all day
Haiku # 20664, May 21, 2002 11:15 am ET
by Lolita

....so bishop takes knight?
uh-hmmm...so tempting really
.....fischer-marshall style?

.(or a conservative korchnoi?)
Haiku # 20663, May 21, 2002 10:42 am ET
by ronin@givemeadaytoimbibetheframebro


Haiku # 20662, May 21, 2002 9:54 am ET
by indiana
Cereal boxtop
zen: tomorrow is coming
but yesterday
Haiku # 20661, May 21, 2002 9:37 am ET
by Chowderhead
now the motion's passed
how full is your ah, gender?
let's cut a rug Ash :-)

fox trot samba waltz
the canadian two-step
janis loves that one
Haiku # 20660, May 21, 2002 8:30 am ET
by mellie
committee meeting
now i can move a motion
without laxatives
Haiku # 20659, May 21, 2002 8:18 am ET
by ash

....city storm subsides
waters empty in the drain
.a young girl hawks news
Haiku # 20658, May 21, 2002 8:13 am ET
by ronin@

.....mellie is now back
.can moxie be far behind
stay tuned and watch out
Haiku # 20657, May 21, 2002 8:06 am ET
by ronin@a$64stephenkingquestion

"it's: Bd7"
..i meant
Haiku # 20656, May 21, 2002 8:04 am ET
by ronin

......suck your own dildo
and stop projecting yourself
.....in other's stead dude

Haiku # 20655, May 21, 2002 8:02 am ET
by ronin@hey!

.............cocoa you say
is that what your Lindts' made of
..........may i have a drink
Haiku # 20654, May 21, 2002 7:53 am ET
by ronin

......neither of the two
contemplated moves will do
...........it is: Bd7!

(the calm before the storm)
Haiku # 20653, May 21, 2002 7:50 am ET
by ronin@fucksuccessimspoiledandhappy
melody in blue
lyrical day fades away
moon's chorus begins
Haiku # 20650, May 20, 2002 8:56 pm ET
by rrrribbttt, rrrribttt, rrribttt
lusty summer wind
your breathless impatience does
tempt my every whim
Haiku # 20649, May 20, 2002 8:53 pm ET
by HOT HOT HOT in Florida
almost six o'clock
time to close my little shop
lock and set alarm
Haiku # 20648, May 20, 2002 5:32 pm ET
by ciao
revered and reviled
entertaining essayist
Stephen Jay Gould dies
Haiku # 20647, May 20, 2002 5:06 pm ET
by Harvard Man
potter shapes the clay
yielding to the craftsman's touch
gracefulness takes shape


potter shapes the clay
with a wave of magic wand
Harry makes a vase
Haiku # 20646, May 20, 2002 4:58 pm ET
by me...killing some time (the usual)
too much lindt, not good
won't find your belly-button
(lints a problem too)
Haiku # 20645, May 20, 2002 4:31 pm ET
by well, could be
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