since hotmail is down
my new email address is
badhaiku dot com
by scott
Heeyyyyy! James Brown on stage,
well, sort of, Eddie Murphy
actually. Heeyyyy! Yeah!
by ComiCat of Jerzey
fuck off moxie
by Anonymous Poet
all these people who
want others to fuck off, is
like the drive by shots
unseen, cowards, drive
children with guns, no ass slapped
cry when in the jail
by Moxie
I notice my loss
my failures, my enemies
more than any friends
they tend to group in
droves and attack the "weak" due
to some swarming thing
by Moxie
we note that there was
a small minded person who
Billy Madison
was the target for
because, they paid the small man
for a job, a dime
by Moxie
i am pretty sure
some haikus have gone missing...
hallucination?
by scott
the state of Texas
a state of mind, its big or
we make it feel so
(the difference is only philosophical)
by mike of in the big ol state of texas
Betty LeBomb? off
to Thailand? are you on the
next Survivor? cool!
by Anonymous Poet
I have just one wish
Masturbate with jellyfish
Ow! My penis hurts
by Anonymous Poet
Life is a dead end
First of all I'm not your friend
Misfit bug-eyed men
by Anonymous Poet
Argh! The SALT II talks
The president plays with blocks
Mmm, feces salad
by Anonymous Poet
I must run away
I forgot to shave today
Call me scrotum cheeks
by Anonymous Poet
Racial harmony
Ebony and Ivory
God the 80s sucked
by Anonymous Poet
Poisoned Kool-Aid's sweet
Naked bodies line the street
Tap dance on raw meat
by Anonymous Poet
Running to the john
A force is building within
Watch me shit out corn
by Anonymous Poet
stations of the cross
tune to another pogrom
history repeats
by ash
tree huggers, indeed
they are hypocrites, condemned
to hell are they all.
by Celeste Rockafeller
cat craps in his box
colorful still smells alot
red, orange and blue
by shoulda hidden that ribbon betah
douching my box is
happy death to uniface
bye bye uniface
by Pope Sue the Corrupt
tasty iced latte
beautiful spring afternoon
why am i working?
by Queen Maureen
I sit flapping hands
in my anticipation--
off to Thai I fly!!!
by Betty LeBomb
With youthful mistake
one year was wasted scraping
Texas off my boot
by Betty LeBomb
Colorado Springs
been invited for a trip
swimsuit and/or skis?
by Boston gal
fuck off moxie
by Anonymous Poet
do texans think big?
the hats, the cows, the suburbs
where's my wide open?
(asking for it with this one!)
by Moxie
a wise man once said
do not sweat the petty stuff,
pet the sweaty stuff
by mike of hou,tx.
They know not what they
do, just, do it, reacting...
As man has for years
by Moxie
Isreal is ugly
based on belief and horror
no logic, no peace
by Moxie
scott...your quest to find
a toilet brush buyer is
flawed, but best of luck!
by steve
never thought I would
become a hater of the
jewish people but.......
by moxie
struggling not to pick
sides in the real world, nazis
reborn in israel
by you folks are so shallow you are transparent
struggling to see
ash in his medusa pants
counting pubic hairs
by A. Musing
every so often
i'm faced with a dilemma
no one's faced before
i may have a date
with a toilet brush buyer...
think she must be nuts
by scott
incorrect counting
reveals my advancing years
as cognition fails
by ash
coarse eyebrow hairs
reveal my advancing age
and grey pubic ones
by ash
because god loved me
he took me up to heaven
by crashing my plane
by dearly departed (he didn't care much for the other passengers, though)
because you were both idiots?
by Anonymous Poet
why must you die?
the light is pleasant and bright
don't go to the night
by primadonna
crimson hexagon
so unlikely to be seen
Borges died sightless
by the Teach
Fresh Guacamole
Is what I am coughing up
It's bloody, nasty.
by Saint
I had a big talk
with someone who believed in
logic, you know me...
I argued till I
was blue, and she did too and
we both felt good!? Why?
by Moxie
Well, we had the old
ice season here, but all is
gone. Well, it's junk fish...
by Moxie
damn skate bit my thumb!
first time a fish bit me back
little razor teeth
by ap - fishing off the coast
a simple circle
holds Borges' library
if pi is
randomby scott
once upon a time
I romped through the daffodils
plucked a sweet daisy
by Fitz
Gatsby loved Daisy
true romantic tragedy
fundamental err
by the Teach
Hank Hannegraf in
Orange County of all worlds...
fundamental erm...
Well, they fight each one
to be the one "true" church, is
this Highlander or...
by Moxie
I'm one of those folks
who, went public when all I
wanted to do was, fish
by Moxie
it's gotten so it's
a metaphor and not literal...
that inner feeling?
my confidence is up so, don't worry
I am human
by Moxie
