all these people who
want others to fuck off, is
like the drive by shots

unseen, cowards, drive
children with guns, no ass slapped
cry when in the jail

I notice my loss
my failures, my enemies
more than any friends

they tend to group in
droves and attack the "weak" due
to some swarming thing

we note that there was
a small minded person who
Billy Madison

was the target for
because, they paid the small man
for a job, a dime

i am pretty sure
some haikus have gone missing...
hallucination?

the state of Texas
a state of mind, its big or
we make it feel so

(the difference is only philosophical)

Betty LeBomb? off
to Thailand? are you on the
next Survivor? cool!

I have just one wish
Masturbate with jellyfish
Ow! My penis hurts

Life is a dead end
First of all I'm not your friend
Misfit bug-eyed men

Argh! The SALT II talks
The president plays with blocks
Mmm, feces salad

I must run away
I forgot to shave today
Call me scrotum cheeks

Racial harmony
Ebony and Ivory
God the 80s sucked

Poisoned Kool-Aid's sweet
Naked bodies line the street
Tap dance on raw meat

Running to the john
A force is building within
Watch me shit out corn

stations of the cross
tune to another pogrom
history repeats

tree huggers, indeed
they are hypocrites, condemned
to hell are they all.

cat craps in his box
colorful still smells alot
red, orange and blue

douching my box is
happy death to uniface
bye bye uniface

tasty iced latte
beautiful spring afternoon
why am i working?

I sit flapping hands
in my anticipation--
off to Thai I fly!!!

With youthful mistake
one year was wasted scraping
Texas off my boot

Colorado Springs
been invited for a trip
swimsuit and/or skis?

fuck off moxie

do texans think big?
the hats, the cows, the suburbs
where's my wide open?

(asking for it with this one!)

a wise man once said
do not sweat the petty stuff,
pet the sweaty stuff

They know not what they
do, just, do it, reacting...
As man has for years

Isreal is ugly
based on belief and horror
no logic, no peace

scott...your quest to find
a toilet brush buyer is
flawed, but best of luck!

never thought I would
become a hater of the
jewish people but.......

struggling not to pick
sides in the real world, nazis
reborn in israel

struggling to see
ash in his medusa pants
counting pubic hairs

every so often
i'm faced with a dilemma
no one's faced before

i may have a date
with a toilet brush buyer...
think she must be nuts

incorrect counting
reveals my advancing years
as cognition fails

coarse eyebrow hairs
reveal my advancing age
and grey pubic ones

because god loved me
he took me up to heaven
by crashing my plane

because you were both idiots?

why must you die?
the light is pleasant and bright
don't go to the night

crimson hexagon
so unlikely to be seen
Borges died sightless

Fresh Guacamole
Is what I am coughing up
It's bloody, nasty.

I had a big talk
with someone who believed in
logic, you know me...

I argued till I
was blue, and she did too and
we both felt good!? Why?

Well, we had the old
ice season here, but all is
gone. Well, it's junk fish...

damn skate bit my thumb!
first time a fish bit me back
little razor teeth

a simple circle
holds Borges' library
if pi is random

once upon a time
I romped through the daffodils
plucked a sweet daisy

Gatsby loved Daisy
true romantic tragedy
fundamental err

Hank Hannegraf in
Orange County of all worlds...
fundamental erm...

Well, they fight each one
to be the one "true" church, is
this Highlander or...

I'm one of those folks
who, went public when all I
wanted to do was, fish

it's gotten so it's
a metaphor and not literal...
that inner feeling?

my confidence is up so, don't worry
I am human

legend you are mox,
but myth not, stop threatening
us with suicide!

upon reflection
my medusa underwear
makes my snake go hard

ignore the critics
give 'em poetry moxie
it's okay by me