Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
because god loved me
he took me up to heaven
by crashing my plane
Haiku # 19482 April 3, 2002 6:51 pm ET
by dearly departed (he didn't care much for the other passengers, though)
because you were both idiots?
Haiku # 19481 April 3, 2002 6:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
why must you die?
the light is pleasant and bright
don't go to the night
Haiku # 19480 April 3, 2002 5:00 pm ET
by primadonna
crimson hexagon
so unlikely to be seen
Borges died sightless
Haiku # 19479 April 3, 2002 4:28 pm ET
by the Teach
Fresh Guacamole
Is what I am coughing up
It's bloody, nasty.
Haiku # 19478 April 3, 2002 4:02 pm ET
by Saint
I had a big talk
with someone who believed in
logic, you know me...

I argued till I
was blue, and she did too and
we both felt good!? Why?
Haiku # 19477 April 3, 2002 2:29 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, we had the old
ice season here, but all is
gone. Well, it's junk fish...
Haiku # 19476 April 3, 2002 2:20 pm ET
by Moxie
damn skate bit my thumb!
first time a fish bit me back
little razor teeth
Haiku # 19475 April 3, 2002 2:07 pm ET
by ap - fishing off the coast
a simple circle
holds Borges' library
if pi is random
Haiku # 19474 April 3, 2002 1:59 pm ET
by scott
once upon a time
I romped through the daffodils
plucked a sweet daisy
Haiku # 19473 April 3, 2002 12:48 pm ET
by Fitz
Gatsby loved Daisy
true romantic tragedy
fundamental err
Haiku # 19472 April 3, 2002 12:38 pm ET
by the Teach
Hank Hannegraf in
Orange County of all worlds...
fundamental erm...

Well, they fight each one
to be the one "true" church, is
this Highlander or...

Haiku # 19471 April 3, 2002 12:04 pm ET
by Moxie
I'm one of those folks
who, went public when all I
wanted to do was, fish

Haiku # 19470 April 3, 2002 10:02 am ET
by Moxie
it's gotten so it's
a metaphor and not literal...
that inner feeling?

my confidence is up so, don't worry
I am human
Haiku # 19469 April 3, 2002 9:49 am ET
by Moxie
legend you are mox,
but myth not, stop threatening
us with suicide!
Haiku # 19468 April 3, 2002 5:34 am ET
by k of to m,o,x,i,e...get over yourself!
upon reflection
my medusa underwear
makes my snake go hard
Haiku # 19467 April 3, 2002 2:58 am ET
by ash
ignore the critics
give 'em poetry moxie
it's okay by me
Haiku # 19466 April 3, 2002 2:57 am ET
by ash
hee! that was quite good
too bad I can't top that now
(quite satisfying)
Haiku # 19465 April 2, 2002 8:43 pm ET
by me again...night Scott
medusa's lovers
had no need for viagra
one look, they'd be stiff
Haiku # 19464 April 2, 2002 8:20 pm ET
by scott (excuse me, myth)
...now that Medusa
there was one gal who was known
turned many a head
Haiku # 19463 April 2, 2002 7:48 pm ET
by p, n, l, o, p
h, a, i, k, u
are very often left out
but not b, a, d
Haiku # 19462 April 2, 2002 7:32 pm ET
by s, c, o, t, t
p, n, l, o, p
doesn't feel left out at all
but thanx for asking
Haiku # 19461 April 2, 2002 7:11 pm ET
by yeah, it's me
if she is k hen
do j, l, m, n, o, p
feel left out at all?
Haiku # 19460 April 2, 2002 6:02 pm ET
by Mox
actually then
the real foe is self, and that
is the one who votes

the trigger, or the final step off the precepice
Haiku # 19459 April 2, 2002 6:00 pm ET
by Xie
other people are
the ultimate enemy
in finding yourself
Haiku # 19458 April 2, 2002 6:00 pm ET
by oxie
I sit back wonder
...ing...if anyone will let
one express themselves

or this culture of competition
is the prevailing superstition
Haiku # 19457 April 2, 2002 5:59 pm ET
by Mox
the ultimate risk
is to do something others
disaprove of then

a suicide is
basically an escape from
rejection, to self
Haiku # 19456 April 2, 2002 5:58 pm ET
by Moxie
hmm, check a boring
life, situated in a
place, where, i wish I

was alone
Haiku # 19455 April 2, 2002 5:57 pm ET
by Moxie
Moxie, you submit
your email. You've broken the
speed of the sound of

lonliness
Haiku # 19454 April 2, 2002 5:15 pm ET
by k of credit to nancy griffith
scott, i'll buy your used
toilet brush, there's a few things
in here need cleaning
Haiku # 19453 April 2, 2002 5:14 pm ET
by k
*knees-es*
Haiku # 19452 April 2, 2002 4:47 pm ET
by the Teach...sorry (long day)
nasal spray from sneeze
goes where ever it pleases
kids rub on knee-es
Haiku # 19451 April 2, 2002 4:46 pm ET
by the Teach
Rectal spray glistens
On the floor where it landed
Should I wipe it up?
Haiku # 19450 April 2, 2002 4:16 pm ET
by Drophammer
the word with is small
but it joins all together
to make the count right
Haiku # 19449 April 2, 2002 4:15 pm ET
by Sango Orangutango of Within You
bad man dances past
washing the glass my ass
nice form, but bad ass
Haiku # 19448 April 2, 2002 4:13 pm ET
by Sango Orangutango of Within Myself
sometimes Mox does shock
he really can be brilliant
maybe J's jealous
Haiku # 19447 April 2, 2002 3:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Jeremy...what is your problem with me?

themadtaer@hotmail.com
Haiku # 19446 April 2, 2002 3:11 pm ET
by Moxie
the truth is in the
dust, all we do on line is
scrawl, grand grafitti
Haiku # 19445 April 2, 2002 2:58 pm ET
by Mox
if it keeps the peace
then let them close the doors for
another openms
Haiku # 19444 April 2, 2002 2:51 pm ET
by Mox
do him and us a
favor Janis, make moxie
famous and ban him

the only one to be thus honored
pleeeeeese
Haiku # 19443 April 2, 2002 1:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It seems to work for
The pages fill with moxies
Crappy sick whining
Haiku # 19442 April 2, 2002 1:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
As i have said earlier

The moxie credo:
Haiku # 19441 April 2, 2002 1:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
caught in reverie
offered penny for my thoughts
...holding out for more
Haiku # 19440 April 2, 2002 1:10 pm ET
by Boston gal
yes, Janis, I wish
I were more into the "groove"
here, I like many

of the poems that
were written when I was not
around...that was zen
Haiku # 19439 April 2, 2002 11:44 am ET
by Moxie
wish they'd hurry up
and legalize ganji so
I can understand

where you people who
do benefit me, come from
somewhere West Coast?
Haiku # 19438 April 2, 2002 11:43 am ET
by Moxie
oh, we're behaving -
moxie, and the rest of us -
just as you'd expect
Haiku # 19436 April 2, 2002 11:34 am ET
by scott
Haven't been 'round much
Are all you guys behaving?
Or is it chaos?
Haiku # 19435 April 2, 2002 10:13 am ET
by Janis
The fluorescent glow
Helps the seedling tomatoes
In the early spring
Haiku # 19434 April 2, 2002 10:06 am ET
by Janis
What isn't good is
when the fight takes over and
stoicness ceases...
Haiku # 19433 April 2, 2002 9:47 am ET
by Moxie
It's so nice to see
That some things just don't change here,
Like the twat quota.
Haiku # 19432 April 2, 2002 5:48 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody